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*Divine revelation delivered in a focused laser beam directly into my brain* The Presidents of the United States of America is the Mario to Primus' Wario.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Listen buddy, I'm not sure what being a "Butterfield" gives you license to pontificate on, but I ain't interested!

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nope. Not a clue. Guess that person's not on Bandcamp.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We're masculinizing band names: Career for a Bullman

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Knipperdollings? Those scrubs what inadvertently scuppered Dr. Maturin's mission to Peru?

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hooting, hollering, fist pumping.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Feels especially good after reading about what the original Rangers were up to from 1890-1915. Fuck 'em and their proxies.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No, his werewolf movie was supposed to be in Old English. Someone just fucked up that post, surely. The Northman is Hamlet, so it's not odd for him to be doing Shakespeare. It'd be nice if he did other things though.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But, Shakespeare didn't write in Old English?

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@rhettmiller.bsky.social have y'all ever considered a different name/age combination for singing Doreen? I'd sure like to karaoke it without sounding creepy, but I'm coming up short.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I sang El Paso at karaoke, and it fixed all my ails. The duology of Marty is a mystery.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I didn't realize it until you pointed it out, but being able to go sit by myself on the bottom of the ocean is the super power I'd want the most.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I tried Miki Matsubara's Stay With Me at karaoke last night and sounded like a buzzed salaryman, which I count as a success.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just know him as that guy who was in Game of Thrones for a few seconds for some reason.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not to brag, but I've never heard, not can even conceive of, what an Ed Sheeran sounds like.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Unsportsmanlike, if not downright scrub, behaviour.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(I'm here for the band... and the horrible/wonderful nachos.)

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's Friday night in Texas.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*shaking my head at how good this is*

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Y'äll! Y'äll! Texthulhu friedbacon! Ph'nglui mglw’nafh Texthulhu Howdy wgah'nagl friedbacon!

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It hasn't rained in two months. Once again the gods of the prairie demand... a sacrifice.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Give 'em the ol' "No mouth, must scream" treatment.

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"The Doctor is his own companion." Solid gold idea.

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