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Captain Fantastic

@faumwerk162.bsky.social
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Raised and Regimented Hardly a hero Pittsburgher Sports fan Lover of fine dining I will quote the Beastie Boys like Shakespeare

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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 21h
Damn Obama
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mike’s dumb as shit
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Liar It was Biden!!!
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 15/10/2026
Ten dollars don't even get you two gallons of gas
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s a doctor!! 🤣🤣 He’s a cunt
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Piggy. Fat fucking piggy
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And trump and conservatives want to fuck kids
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She’s not going anywhere.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For almost making them relevant
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alcoholism is a powerful disease Being a dumb cunt is not
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He could use one them stress ball’s
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jimmy Hetfield is a pussy.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social Are you gonna dive into the her scrubbed Epstein flight logs. She’s a pedophile
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Showing his kids what a cunt he is
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“His love for pedophiles and the pedophile community”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trends | With the rise of figures like Kimberly Guilfoyle and Alex Karp, cocaine is enjoying a cultural cachet not seen since the days of early Aerosmith and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I generally like my press secretaries to be literate
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 — Ilya Repin, 1885
A painting of two men on a fancy red carpet in a room in a palace in the Kremlin.
A dead young man with a bloody head, dressed in a pink robe, eyes wide open seeing nothing. He is clutched in the arms of an old man dressed in black whose eyes are wide open seeing nothing around him except his own horror. 
The story goes that Tsar Ivan the 4th, Ivan the Terrible, beat his son's pregnant wife causing her to miscarry, and when his son objected this the Tsar beat him to death
Fun Russian history fact: the was the first time a Russian tyrant beat his son to death, but not the last. 
When Peter the Great's son was murdered, it was servants of the tsar, acting on his orders, who tortured him to death.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Russia has made great contributions to art and science over the last 400 years while having about 15 minutes total of decent government over that same period.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
allow this travesty and if he does it, we MUST impeach him immediately! We are NOT the fucking Taliban!! And turning the USA into the 4th Reich will NOT make us any safer or more prosperous. THIS IS INSANE!! That is all.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THEY are insane Literally
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Carharrt should sue his ass. 2nd laziest man in Amerkkka
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good to see Reading, PA legend and former Spurs draft pick Lonnie Walker lace em up for another season. Denver you got a high flyer that's gonna love the thin air
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 10/10/2026
For whoever needs to see this. . . The only people who are okay, right now are the most evil people you can think of (and other evil people you can't). If you're struggling, you're in good company.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka was a world class shit for brains
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nazi’s saying Nazi things
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s Bosley
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ben needs investigated
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s Loomis who’d get you
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you order the new Wake Forest baseball jersey from Fanatics
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Queen Hero Mom
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Rex & Remi @rex-remi-frenchies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty sure that's what her Secret Service code name was.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks good get more
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every single one of
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😬😬😂🤣
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nick Wright/Bill Simmons
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's gonna be funny when one of those models finds a Karl Marx book and all the agents unionize
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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apantesis @apantesis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he looks like me when a group sings happy birthday 😬
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never mind he’s pedophile too
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Allies cross German border
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chills Every. Fucking. Time.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in piss pedophile
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks Biden. We now have WOKE particles
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