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Captain Fantastic

@faumwerk162.bsky.social
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Raised and Regimented Hardly a hero Pittsburgher Sports fan Lover of fine dining I will quote the Beastie Boys like Shakespeare

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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 5h
Two dinners
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Damn Obama
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Nice of Tim Scott’s brother to go to the dinner
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Nepo baby. Pedophile
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mike’s dumb as shit
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s going to say it before midterms
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s gonna fire Pat Summerals’s daughter. Shame
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Isn’t that Roger Ailes girlfriend?
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Liar It was Biden!!!
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 15/10/2026
Ten dollars don't even get you two gallons of gas
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She was right!
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s a doctor!! 🤣🤣 He’s a cunt
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No “chuck”
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We are talking about Tony Dungy.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
79 million morons and 6 pedophile Supreme Court justices
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Piggy. Fat fucking piggy
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And trump and conservatives want to fuck kids
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She’s not going anywhere.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Umm Sandy was Aussie!!!🤣
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For almost making them relevant
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alcoholism is a powerful disease Being a dumb cunt is not
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He could use one them stress ball’s
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jimmy Hetfield is a pussy.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social Are you gonna dive into the her scrubbed Epstein flight logs. She’s a pedophile
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Showing his kids what a cunt he is
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“His love for pedophiles and the pedophile community”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trends | With the rise of figures like Kimberly Guilfoyle and Alex Karp, cocaine is enjoying a cultural cachet not seen since the days of early Aerosmith and Lawrence Taylor's 1986 season.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clutching a stress ball, crying
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I generally like my press secretaries to be literate
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And a pedophile
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 — Ilya Repin, 1885
A painting of two men on a fancy red carpet in a room in a palace in the Kremlin.
A dead young man with a bloody head, dressed in a pink robe, eyes wide open seeing nothing. He is clutched in the arms of an old man dressed in black whose eyes are wide open seeing nothing around him except his own horror. 
The story goes that Tsar Ivan the 4th, Ivan the Terrible, beat his son's pregnant wife causing her to miscarry, and when his son objected this the Tsar beat him to death
Fun Russian history fact: the was the first time a Russian tyrant beat his son to death, but not the last. 
When Peter the Great's son was murdered, it was servants of the tsar, acting on his orders, who tortured him to death.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Russia has made great contributions to art and science over the last 400 years while having about 15 minutes total of decent government over that same period.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
allow this travesty and if he does it, we MUST impeach him immediately! We are NOT the fucking Taliban!! And turning the USA into the 4th Reich will NOT make us any safer or more prosperous. THIS IS INSANE!! That is all.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THEY are insane Literally
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Carharrt should sue his ass. 2nd laziest man in Amerkkka
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stacey Garrity’s top priority is protecting pedophiles
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good to see Reading, PA legend and former Spurs draft pick Lonnie Walker lace em up for another season. Denver you got a high flyer that's gonna love the thin air
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 10/10/2026
For whoever needs to see this. . . The only people who are okay, right now are the most evil people you can think of (and other evil people you can't). If you're struggling, you're in good company.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka was a world class shit for brains
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nazi’s saying Nazi things
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s Bosley
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rapist, fucking moron with the other rapist, fucking moron.
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She lied about her sexual assault
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Benny definitely receives the cocktail
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait till that little bitch is sentenced, the years will fly
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ben needs investigated
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Military propaganda movie
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pedophile owner of the Yankees
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Captain Fantastic @faumwerk162.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s Loomis who’d get you
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