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Doug Galent

@fau5tarp.bsky.social
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Any Jungle in, guy? 🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump announces that the U.S. will buy Russian oil. This is just a few weeks after Trump signed the Lindsey Graham Russia Sanctions bill, which authorized him to place 100% tariffs on countries that are the biggest importers of Russian oil/gas. Are we going to tariff ourselves now?
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So Kegsbreath wants a public spectacle execution… How Christ-like
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lil Marco
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Hamilton: Never Gon' Be President Now
ALT: Hamilton: Never Gon' Be President Now
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
California has a pretty robust recall system. Get to gettin, Cali
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When asked about Susan Collins' corruption, Susan Collins stated she was concerned.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honors classes combine the 15 minute smoke break with the 15 minute ennui break. It’s brtual, but necessary to separate the wheat from the chaff.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bedbugs like to vacation in Greece, too?
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The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
ALT: The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sooooo…the pushups aren’t working, is what I’m gathering.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kurt Metzger: “I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the paper that I got mad.”
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“If not enough troops can be nominated, Hegseth has indicated he will lift previous restrictions on those charged with Bestiality.”
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How about, “No.” www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-u...
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Trump calls on Ukraine to stop targeting Russian refineries as both countries trade strikes
Civilians were killed and injured overnight into Sunday as both Russia and Ukraine kept up large-scale drone strikes.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s no deleting this death from the records, RFK. flip.it/_VLRG8
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Pennsylvania woman dies from measles complications, state’s third death this year
The 40-year-old woman’s death comes as the U.S. experiences its worst outbreak of the disease in 35 years.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just get the President of Ireland to tell him to slow things down. She’ll put him in his place.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sucks to suck, Marco www.rawstory.com/marco-rubio-...
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Marco Rubio 'infuriated' as he's blocked from firing scandal-plagued Trump aide: report
Secretary of State Marco Rubio is reportedly angry that he can't get rid of a scandal-plagued aide with ties to President Donald Trump's closest aides.According to a Thursday report by The Daily Mail,...
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s ok babe, it happens to everyone sometimes, it’s flattering
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That man: Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Five pages in to @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social ‘s book, ‘How to Eat an Elephant’ and there’s already mention of Arnold Palmer’s schvantz. This book’s gonna be 🔥 static.macmillan.com/static/smp/h...
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How to Eat An Elephant
From the founder of The Bulwark and one of the sharpest political communicators of her generation, HOW TO EAT AN ELEPHANT is the playbook for consigning MAGA-style politics to the ash heap of history ...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has anyone told him he doesn’t have to stay a senator? He could quit any day.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hitler was pretty confident in his bunker as well. Just sayin…
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How Fetterman was able to hide as a “Progressive” politician for so long is something that needs to be studied. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Behind Closed Doors, John Fetterman Shows Little Interest in the Work of a Senator
The first-term senator, poised to be a possible swing vote, churns through staff as he alienates fellow Democrats and defends Israel.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The kind of stuff they’re not teaching at Harvard.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The controversy with 1Password Leadership’s Anti-Immigrant, far-right ideals had me wondering about Proton and if they had recovered from last year’s Trump support debacle. Looks like they haven’t. 🙄
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean…
Internal Slack post by 1Password co-founder Roustem Karimov that reads: “As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind. 
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.
There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.”

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“1Password wades into a right-wing mess after funding a Linux project”
TC. Sottek, Jacob Kastrenakes
The Verge
https://apple.news/AhwduiE__SRy_pnzXGI-YOA
This material may be protected by copyright.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow 1Password is run by ethnic cleansers, huh? www.theverge.com/tech/988536/...
theverge.com
1Password wades into a right-wing mess after funding a Linux project
The controversy surrounds David Heinemeier Hansson, who has posted strident anti-vax and anti-immigrant views.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tom Apple is just as bad as Tim Apple at bootlicking. Pathetic.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I drove from MD to OSU to visit my brother at least twice a year back in the 90s. So many pages printed.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Long live MapQuest
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s so satisfying to see ORCL eat shit.
Oracle stock chart for the past week showing it consistently dropping in price.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You sure you’d want to light that thing so close to all those alcohol fumes?
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let me save the edit, Google Maps, you cowards!
Google Maps ‘Add a place’ screen where the place being added is Lake Ontario.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For anyone ready to hop on posts like this to say, “Well AXSHULLY…Google just uses USGS data so they have to use what’s provided,” no they don’t. Google is making a choice. They should be punished for that choice.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It won’t let me past the edit screen without providing a full street address. 1 Lake Ontario, maybe?
Screenshot of error when trying to submit a Google Address Fix. Error reads, “It looks like you haven’t entered a street number or street name.”
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now that Tim Apple is leaving, you better not bow to the mad king either, Apple Maps.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry - you’ll always be my Wadsworth.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🥺🙏💔
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Leopard: “Hmmm…tastes like Argentinian beef.”
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whelp - sounds like Bluesky’s dying again.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly made times less hard for a lot of people thoughtcatalog.com/nicolestawia...
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Dolly Parton Funded an Oscar-Winning AIDS Documentary in the 1980s When the Reagan Administration Wouldn’t Act
Parton lost friends to AIDS in the 1980s and put her production company Sandollar behind Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt, the documentary about the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt that wen…
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Marshall (Eminem), Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to
meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in
ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He may be a host, but there’s no reason to bring Jesse Waters not this.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m going to spend today watching this sweet, humble, beautiful video of Dolly Parton singing a song for Johnny Carson RIP Dolly - you truly were one of the best of us. youtu.be/Z7TL0E-U4vY?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton Wrote a Song Just For Johnny | Carson Tonight Show
YouTube video by Johnny Carson
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddammit - not Dolly Parton. 😭 It’s so hard to think of all the truly evil people that get to live another day while Dolly Parton passes away.
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I will never forgive MAGA - the same holds true for the anti-vaxx/raw beef eating/crystal rubbing MAHA dipshits.
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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so deal very art
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Doug Galent @fau5tarp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Suck it, Jeff
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 23/08/2026
Do it, Canada. Do the funni. Export tax of 500%. I want to see gas at $12/gal
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