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Dr. VanHellsing

@fatvond.bsky.social
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She/Her from the land of the ice and snow. Professional Hater. Academic of All Things Obscene and Occult. Yelling into the void.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 21/02/2026
When your masculinity hinges on where you sit in a car
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Sign of a weak man: He sits in the passenger seat and his wife drives.

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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The trend of adult men physically attacking teenage girls for their political beliefs continues
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times using gifs. (No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Pope Francis after meeting JD Vance:
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 17/04/2025
Truth
1dara tafakari @TrulyTafakari

A lot of women in 2021 don't do the things "our grandmothers used to do for our grandfathers"

BECAUSE OUR

GRANDMOTHERS PULLED US TO THE SIDE AND TOLD US NOT TO
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"Judge me by my actions." Okay. Done.
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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr." - Dr. Stanley Plotkin speaks up about the serious harms rubella caused, and the risks Kennedy is bringing back. www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm... via @inquirer.com
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I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr. |Opinion
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s efforts to make the use of the MMR vaccine voluntary are not only letting loose measles but also will allow mumps and rubella to return to America.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Don't worry guys, I've been informed by someone FAR more intellectual and discerning that these posts are all radfem propaganda and there are no more misogynists because men are the true victims!
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My SAHM sister bought a chicken coup off of Amazon, helped the delivery guy back into her driveway, then assembled the entire coup with my baby nephew on her back. Fuck out of here.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I'd come UNGLUED if I saw someone manhandling my niece or nephew like that. Physical discipline is un-fucking-necessary, especially at 4.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Honestly, props to her for not slapping him for doing that at her BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING. I would be so furious that my SO made her day about him and tried to do that to me in front of all those people...
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
with apologies to @xkcd.com
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@raidenshred.bsky.social I hope this post finds you before my thralls do... 🪄🧹😈
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Before I lost my shit: I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ 🤗 After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is the level of spite I relate to. Hell yeah, Booker.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When people show you who they are, believe them.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Went from owing $400 to getting $900+ back, LET'S FUCKING GO.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just about to file my taxes so I'll either end up surprisingly happy or crashing out and crying, stay tuned for updates. 🙃😫
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
There is no bigger victim than a man who wants to be a victim.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just had to run into work with no makeup on and no hair done wearing grubby clothes because I forgot all my tax shit and I have an appointment to file today 😭 "Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!" I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/03/2025
This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Who the hell was waiting to tell me Alien is now a tabletop RPG?!
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
There is no fucking way I just had to tell a mother that her two children could not wear roller skates in our lobby. There is also NO WAY that she actually thinks I'M THE ASSHOLE for doing so.
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a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen
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Greg F. Gifune @gregfgifune.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jesus, I have the biggest fucking attitude problem today. I don't know if it's the planets or the eclipses or working too much or what but I'm just not having it today. And I took my meds and I'm not PMSing, thank you very much.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh yeah, I'm not going to go back to Twitter. I'd much rather have peaceful ignorance. Absolutely not, enjoy swimming in the sewage.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nothing will ever be as weird or as pathetic as 40 something year old men beefing with a 23 year old actress making movies for children they were never going to see anyways. You people need to log off for a while and get a hobby.
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a man in a suit and tie says stop it .
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"Does your bf video call you before he goes to bed?" We are five hours apart, if he called me before bed, he'd catch me with cold cream on my face, ripping my vape pen, and making salisbury steaks with boxed mac and cheese for dinner. Trust me, some things are better left a mystery.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Most of the time, I don't mind being a woman living alone but every once in a while, something happens or someone creepy shows up and it really, REALLY makes me wish my boyfriend lived in the same country as I do. And yes, that did hurt to admit, thank you very much.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I have to work late tonight during winter storm warnings but I got tomorrow off and got it off paid, let's fucking hear it for aggressive negotiations and strong ass margaritas waiting for me at home.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This is the stupidest administration in our country's history and that is an insanely high bar to clear. I mean, Jesu Christi.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Ah yes, this is a believable 18 year old from the late 18th century with a costume accurate for that time period. ಠ_ಠ
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is going to be weirder than usual.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
When the toddler grabs for your present first and screams with excitement when they see it:
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor? I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior. My mom says that she's worried, but I'm covered in His favor, And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong. I sleep so I can see you 'cause I hate to wait so long...
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Just heard a woman say she won't wear leggings because she was "made for her husband" and I actually visually gagged. Like Jesu Christi, girl.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This is a war crime. Or a whar crime, if you will. Either way, I hate it.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I was so excited to be able to go home at 5pm tonight until my administrator popped in and said, "hey remember there's a front staff meeting I want you at tonight" and I think I'm going to throw myself down a flight of stairs.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I don't want to be developed at work. I develop myself and it has nothing to do with work. I don't want to waste my finite time on corporate bullshit.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If I have to work another 13 hour shift again, I'm going to go to Dublin early and never return. Fuck it, I'll wait tables and sleep in a hostel, I don't give a flying fuck.
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Me today:
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'm trying to focus on providers' schedules and medical record requests we sent to major specialty clinics and people kept talking way too fucking loudly in my office so I started singing Springsteen's "Pink Cadillac" like Stewie singing Mr Belvedere's theme until they got the hint. ಠ_ಠ
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Mr. Belvedere
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Well, 34 is the worst birthday on record. I'm leaving work and going to bed and maybe if I'm lucky I'll wake up in October.
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