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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I see your parents were of the "unrecognized opera talent" variety as well. 🤪

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 17/04/2025

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Truth

1dara tafakari @TrulyTafakari

A lot of women in 2021 don't do the things "our grandmothers used to do for our grandfathers"

BECAUSE OUR

GRANDMOTHERS PULLED US TO THE SIDE AND TOLD US NOT TO

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You look so happy and the new smile looks great!

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

"Judge me by my actions." Okay. Done.

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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

"I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr." - Dr. Stanley Plotkin speaks up about the serious harms rubella caused, and the risks Kennedy is bringing back. www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm... via @inquirer.com

inquirer.com

I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr. |Opinion

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s efforts to make the use of the MMR vaccine voluntary are not only letting loose measles but also will allow mumps and rubella to return to America.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.

Sounds sanctimonious as hell. And also a skill issue.

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Don't worry guys, I've been informed by someone FAR more intellectual and discerning that these posts are all radfem propaganda and there are no more misogynists because men are the true victims!

Fuck it, I'm going to say it anyway because apparently I can't have any social media account where I can have an opinion anymore. Fast question, is there any scenario that men AREN'T victims that you can think of or...?

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I can't respond to this without being accused of starting a fight or being mean.

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Well, I suppose if I keep posting them, you get to tell me how wrong and gullible I am so I suppose it may benefit you but I don't like playing that game.

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I'll leave it up long enough for you to acknowledge you saw it and then I'll delete it and I'll never post these again.

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If that's how you see the situation, then I guess I can't persuade you differently. You're right, I'm wrong, I'll delete the thread.

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There's context to support. She offers his backstory, says things take longer her way. She's only asking if she's overreacting. And how do you know there's no confusion in the comments on Reddit? Great theory. By the way, have you figured out what they're putting in the water to make frogs gay?

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My SAHM sister bought a chicken coup off of Amazon, helped the delivery guy back into her driveway, then assembled the entire coup with my baby nephew on her back. Fuck out of here.

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No but you can be gaslit into thinking something isn't a problem even if it is.

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This exact scenario is how we found out I have Ehlers-Danlos so young, my dad grabbed me when I was 3 and tried to pull me off the floor by my wrist. My elbow popped out of its socket. It happened so often when I was a kid, they actually had to cast my elbow to shorten the ligament.

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You'd be surprised how many people think shit like this is acceptable to do to their children.

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I'd come UNGLUED if I saw someone manhandling my niece or nephew like that. Physical discipline is un-fucking-necessary, especially at 4.

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That's a trick question, the average idiot barely knows their own phone number.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."

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Honestly, props to her for not slapping him for doing that at her BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING. I would be so furious that my SO made her day about him and tried to do that to me in front of all those people...

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

@raidenshred.bsky.social I hope this post finds you before my thralls do... 🪄🧹😈

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Before I lost my shit: I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ 🤗 After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ

Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

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Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Maybe they didn't suck so much then 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

But... Didn't you roast those for underperforming and sucking? Now they're hits? 🤨

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

This is the level of spite I relate to. Hell yeah, Booker.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Damn, there goes my prank for you.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

When people show you who they are, believe them.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

If that's what you believe, I won't try to persuade you differently

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Nah, most of them are saying it was a shit movie but absolutely calling out the cast's less than stellar acting abilities, including Gal Gadot.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Quinoa cooked in veggie stock, sauteed onion and broccoli with ginger and garlic, roasted sweet potatoes and chickpeas with chili powder and ginger with some baby carrots and dried mango and cranberries for snacks. I'm... Actually pretty impressed with myself.

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Dr. VanHellsing @fatvond.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.

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Went from owing $400 to getting $900+ back, LET'S FUCKING GO.

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Just about to file my taxes so I'll either end up surprisingly happy or crashing out and crying, stay tuned for updates. 🙃😫

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There is no bigger victim than a man who wants to be a victim.