Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In "Zulu" Michael Caine is shown as leading the defence of Rorke's Drift, but Michael Caine wasn't born until 1933 191
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I complained that my headphones were not working, they gave me a replacement set. This is the replacement set. 010
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Your occasional reminder that British Airways hates you personally 010
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Raka is fast becoming one of my favourite wines. This is outstanding. Must pay them a visit next time I'm here 020
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperMighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6277072029
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Haven't seen this in ages, amazing how it's aged like a 2016 Château Mouton Rothschild 050
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I kind of expected Burnham turning into Starmer, but not Healey turning into Reeves www.ft.com/content/fc92...ft.comHealey to shelve his own defence spending target of 3% of GDP by 2030Chancellor resigned as defence secretary in June over what he saw as inadequate ambition for military spending by Sir Keir Starmer’s government 240
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Downgrade a movie: Mandatory Online GDPR Training Day 020
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus. 192717504
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Not My Cat brought me a mouse this morning and promptly lost it under a cupboard. Now I have a mouse.static.klipy.comMan's Exasperated FacepalmALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm 020
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me watching the Netflix doc on Boeing with back to back long haul flights on 787's coming upstatic.klipy.comRalph Wiggum: I'm in Danger!ALT: Ralph Wiggum: I'm in Danger! 030
Reposted by Sir Fatuous Pauper👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 19/08/2026and for the love of everything that is holy on earth, do not breastfeed the bats 171137
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperViolet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.static.klipy.comUr Willy is RubbishAlt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run. 6277692654
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is a fantastic thread in case you've missed it, although I'd not say the campaign in Sicily was particularly efficient - Neither Patton, Montgomery, nor Alexander's finest hours 010
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me: Trying to get on with my life Someone else's cat: 050
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026⚠️BREAKING NEWS IN AUSTRALIA - BOLLARDS FLIP A TESLA⚠️ #WorldBollardAssociation 1243090630
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026BTP right now @briw74.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comYou're Joking, Not Another One!ALT: You're Joking, Not Another One! 040
Reposted by Sir Fatuous Pauperbiologist077.bsky.social @biologist077.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pancreatic cancer is so tough. But in an early trial, 7 of 8 patients (87.5%) who responded to a personalized mRNA vaccine + immunotherapy are still alive 6 years after surgery. It's designed to train the immune system to fight remaining cells. Promising, and worth attention. 934190910
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Must watch. Trust me. 😂😂😂 2672879652
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026He was best mates with John and Paul as well, The Beatles even named one of their songs after him.... 130
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperLucy Betteridge-Dyson @lmbd1418.bsky.social · 07/08/2026 This man had a long history of sexually assaulting women on nights out, on the tube, even in prison. The fact he was released on bail and out in the community, where he was able to kill these beautiful ladies, is proof of the deep misogyny inherent in our justice system.bbc.co.ukSerial sex offender Simon Levy guilty of double murder and rapeSimon Levy was a serial sex offender who was being monitored by the Metropolitan Police. 2142
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Even air travel has got better in many respects. Sorry but A380, A350 or 787 are all far better aircraft than 747's or older 777's, and in flight entertainment is incomparably better than the old 'one movie from a projector that everyone has to watch' type set up 040
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I see we're back to "French rearguards holding allowing out to allow the British to evacuate" levels of simplistic ideologically motivated historical discourse againstatic.klipy.comRowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What? 140
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026800 pound gorilla deep throat butt plug 🥹 010
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026What the fuck, water is falling out of the sky 😱 030
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026old people should make being old look less awful. 2314249
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Can't stand Chardonnay, so I'm having a lovely glass of Chablis instead 120
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Christ those French fire bombing pilots are something else entirely 000
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Can't believe Burnham made Haigh a Secretary of State after she sent millions of young men to their deaths on the Somme 011
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperAlan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The flip side to this is that the withdrawal of Allied escorts from normal convoy duties to protect the TORCH force meant that this was the single worst month in the whole war for sinkings by U-Boat (730k GRT). 1214
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In general everything that’s accomplished in a private capacity is enabled by the infrastructure, security, and stability of functional governance. You live in a society. There are no millionaires on a desert island. 858081
Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So, apparently a couple of people died in the last week or thereabouts? 010
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Ironically one effective peer reviewed treatment to recover from the need to ballmaxx is CBT 41438
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperNatasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh. 1773930793
Reposted by Sir Fatuous PauperAmber T @amber-tee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I love when European summer rolls around and every American who has never left Bumfuck, Ohio and lives in a 10 year old house made of MDF is suddenly an expert on our infrastructure 1223
