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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 23h
Nice Station Zebra, like Ice Station Zebra, but it's a resort in the Maldives
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have the same with the "keep the baddie talking on the phone for <amount of time> so we can triangulate his location" as which cell site the phone connected to isn't instantly recorded the moment the handset starts dialling
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In "Zulu" Michael Caine is shown as leading the defence of Rorke's Drift, but Michael Caine wasn't born until 1933
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also the road is wrong for a cart track. The strip of grass down the middle is what the horses/oxen would have been walking on, roads only started looking like that when cars became common
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also called the foxglove tree. I saw a fully grown one in bloom in central London last year and stood there gawping at it for about 10 minutes
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...while throwing even more taxpayers money at subsidising house prices, thus ensuring they remain unaffordable
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He really didn't, other than the fact that his failure terminated at Alamein
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By any objective measure, he was a disaster
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is little evidence that he learned anything from this and was still basing his plans on the boxes and columns that had served him so spectacularly badly at Gazala
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The sum total of Auchinleck's command of 8th Army was to be pushed back to marching distance of Alexandria at the low low cost of ~100,000 casualties, and thousands of tanks and vehicles lost
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boomers would scratch music into a wax disk that would play music when you stuck a needle in it
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boaty one for me please
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/6A8WjGP9SQE?...
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Dogging Song - Fascinating Aida
YouTube video by Christopher Parvin
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I complained that my headphones were not working, they gave me a replacement set. This is the replacement set.
A very obviously broken set of headphones, with one earpiece hanging off by the wires
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your occasional reminder that British Airways hates you personally
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, my Grandmother was Irish so I was eligible It's a bit of a faff to obtain all the documents and get everything certified, but absolutely worth it
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See also any number of rent-a-gob retired police officers commenting on things they vaguely knew something about twenty years ago
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evening all
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's *necessarily* young against old because the triple lock means that by definition the young have to pay increasingly large amounts of their earnings to the old
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Raka is fast becoming one of my favourite wines. This is outstanding. Must pay them a visit next time I'm here
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's no pleasing some people, particularly when it comes to intelligence work
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoho, I sense someone whose never been to OR Tambo before
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evening all
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning all
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None of them, they disappeared from the market completely. The whole story is a fabrication made up by a shyster selling get rich quick advice to the gullible
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Per say you se?
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Needs moar engine
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also isn't the Canada/US border going to be something of a problem?
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always found "we commit lots of atrocities" a particularly weird flex
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Disappointing but not surprising to learn it bashes Montgomery. Ho hum.
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The casting is so awful I have no intention of finding out how bad it actually is
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I resemble this remark
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine if we'd spent the money on housing instead of defence
Bombed out housing from ww2
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you get hit by a cyclist you'll probably be less seriously injured than if you were hit by a car, which makes it alright.
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Work of art
VC10 tail plane
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Must be talking about a different Beevor
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not just that they're the worlds dominant power, it's also that their Independence isn't really an Independence in the sense of eg. India gaining independence, but more akin to Ian Smith's UDI or Verwoerd's Commonwealth exit
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing quite matches the feeling of being called 'colonizer' by a white American
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Decarbonisation latest
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Burnham a northerner? Like are you sure? He's never explicitly said so. I wonder which city he's from 🤔
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean, he is a republican
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't know how they're able to market it as mackerel when it's a completely different species, as if words don't have meanings Here, have some rat steaks oops I mean jack beef
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You've got one chance to guess what their election slogan was back in '94
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...and all the same size and colour too!
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haven't seen this in ages, amazing how it's aged like a 2016 Château Mouton Rothschild
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Sir Fatuous Pauper @fatuouspauper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yes. Also, I'm suddenly reminded of the horror of buying something in the US and then finding out that the actual price is not in fact the actual price
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