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Fatty Scott

@fattyscott.bsky.social
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I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.

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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just saw someone say “oh god, my sleep paralysis demon is in the white house!”
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Susan Dell looks haunted. Or she’s a skin walker. Something bad is happening there. Seeing her causes a pain in my chest. Someone needs to handle that situation.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coward lol
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Meta Runner Theo's Catapult Weeee!
ALT: Meta Runner Theo's Catapult Weeee!
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jeff
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time traveler baby. Gonna go back and save us all
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
ALT: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BDNB
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a mizzou fan, I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say I’ve never seen something like this. Just dog walking a top 10 team? That doesn’t happen here. I’m scared.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With your handsome ass
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re gonna sit there and tell me you don’t?
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have finished several a sidewalk by truck headlight. We stamped the patio at my old house in the dark on Labor Day weekend. It’s certainly not ideal, but you get use to it
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the way ol Kirk is just slobbering over them is very gross
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such a babe
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like to point out that this was her request. She had a long day, I was prepared to pamper and dote, but this was what she wanted. I did not abandon my wife on her birthday
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @marissasays.bsky.social !!
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The plan is to put a tv where the clock is. But seeing posts like this make me glad I haven’t yet, because I can avoid watching the game. Instead having a cocktail with the dogs and prepping for Johnny Blue Skies tomorrow
A pic of me, feet up, with a cocktail and two cuddling dogs, sitting by a fire pit
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The deep fried ones taste like smores and it’s a problem. Is there an Oreos rehab?
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh it’s real, babe
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cheers friend
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And a meager 476 touches
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Perfect amount of time left
Never forget 311
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That drive tells you everything you need to know about how much Andy trusts Harry
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That boy wiggly
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That boy wiggly
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She’s right
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How was that not a TD?
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Run big fella!
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re so pretty. But you had one job
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Vince Vaughn in Couples Retreat: You're a Problem
ALT: Vince Vaughn in Couples Retreat: You're a Problem
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been looking for a side table/buffet or small dresser for our guest room. Just saw one on Marketplace. It had one photo. The caption simply said “I don’t no the measures. Don ask.”
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never forget, Mike Tirico is a sexual predator www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix...
washingtonpost.com
Analysis | Why Mike Tirico’s history of alleged sexual harassment hasn’t led him to Matt Lauer’s fate
NBC says Tirico was already punished and has cleaned up his act.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting fucking pencil whipped
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let me know what time the revolution is taking place. I’m in. I’ll curb stomp that fluff ball
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Charlie Kirk Herbstreit
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I learned today that oxyclean is basically powdered hydrogen peroxide
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BAMF
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s the only negative I can find on him 😜
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Johnson kid is super wiggly.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shaq. You don’t need to say your full name to introduce yourself to us in a commercial. You don’t even need to say your name at all. We know you bud.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For the life of me, I can’t understand why people think Bo Nix is good at football
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey big fella!
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This running game thing is kinda fun
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Last Tuesday would’ve melted the rest of Troy’s face
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They keep talking about the humidity. It’s gorgeous outside. Shoulda stopped by a week ago, Troy
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you… are you asking for ideas?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2050 and Patrick Mahomes will still be running at 4.3 miles per hour past 11 flummoxed defenders for first downs and TDs
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These fucking cucks “wElComE bAcK sEnATor!” Fuck you. Get a hobby and stop glazing this fucking corpse.
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just the best
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so fucking mad. I’m gonna cancel every fucking app
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Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So let me get this straight. ESPN Unlimited autorenewed on me. Then a few weeks later it’s announced it’s included in YouTubeTv now. I can’t get my money back for the autorenew. I have NFL+ & Sunday Ticket. And none of these fucking things include RedZone?! I don’t even want to watch football now
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