Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just saw someone say “oh god, my sleep paralysis demon is in the white house!” 120
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Susan Dell looks haunted. Or she’s a skin walker. Something bad is happening there. Seeing her causes a pain in my chest. Someone needs to handle that situation. 140
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comMeta Runner Theo's Catapult Weeee!ALT: Meta Runner Theo's Catapult Weeee! 130
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Time traveler baby. Gonna go back and save us all 030
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comSuspicious Side Eye MonkeyALT: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey 130
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a mizzou fan, I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say I’ve never seen something like this. Just dog walking a top 10 team? That doesn’t happen here. I’m scared. 160
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have finished several a sidewalk by truck headlight. We stamped the patio at my old house in the dark on Labor Day weekend. It’s certainly not ideal, but you get use to it 100
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And the way ol Kirk is just slobbering over them is very gross 360
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would like to point out that this was her request. She had a long day, I was prepared to pamper and dote, but this was what she wanted. I did not abandon my wife on her birthday 160
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @marissasays.bsky.social !! 030
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The plan is to put a tv where the clock is. But seeing posts like this make me glad I haven’t yet, because I can avoid watching the game. Instead having a cocktail with the dogs and prepping for Johnny Blue Skies tomorrow 030
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The deep fried ones taste like smores and it’s a problem. Is there an Oreos rehab? 000
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That drive tells you everything you need to know about how much Andy trusts Harry 000
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You’re so pretty. But you had one jobstatic.klipy.comVince Vaughn in Couples Retreat: You're a ProblemALT: Vince Vaughn in Couples Retreat: You're a Problem 010
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve been looking for a side table/buffet or small dresser for our guest room. Just saw one on Marketplace. It had one photo. The caption simply said “I don’t no the measures. Don ask.” 170
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Never forget, Mike Tirico is a sexual predator www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix...washingtonpost.comAnalysis | Why Mike Tirico’s history of alleged sexual harassment hasn’t led him to Matt Lauer’s fateNBC says Tirico was already punished and has cleaned up his act. 100
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Let me know what time the revolution is taking place. I’m in. I’ll curb stomp that fluff ball 130
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I learned today that oxyclean is basically powdered hydrogen peroxide 100
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shaq. You don’t need to say your full name to introduce yourself to us in a commercial. You don’t even need to say your name at all. We know you bud. 0141
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For the life of me, I can’t understand why people think Bo Nix is good at football 060
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Last Tuesday would’ve melted the rest of Troy’s face 000
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They keep talking about the humidity. It’s gorgeous outside. Shoulda stopped by a week ago, Troy 272
Reposted by Fatty ScottRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/20262050 and Patrick Mahomes will still be running at 4.3 miles per hour past 11 flummoxed defenders for first downs and TDs 420011
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026These fucking cucks “wElComE bAcK sEnATor!” Fuck you. Get a hobby and stop glazing this fucking corpse. 051
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m so fucking mad. I’m gonna cancel every fucking app 020
Fatty Scott @fattyscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So let me get this straight. ESPN Unlimited autorenewed on me. Then a few weeks later it’s announced it’s included in YouTubeTv now. I can’t get my money back for the autorenew. I have NFL+ & Sunday Ticket. And none of these fucking things include RedZone?! I don’t even want to watch football now 130