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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️

@marissasays.bsky.social
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Licensed Professional Counselor. Pets. Rescue. Sports. Swiftie. Kansas City. Pop culture. General silliness. I’m also a mom. She/her.

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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 16h
I love my little bedroom chaise. Wanna hang out in my room but not have to be in bed? Here is a spot 4 feet away
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 18h
Gladfest actually kind of slaps, who knew
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay the Family Fun Day at P&L was a wholesome delight?
Toddler running with a big smile on his face in Front of some colorful streamersToddler feeding a cow looking delightedToddler riding a pony. His Mimi is walking alongside himToddler on a haybale holding a pumpkin
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now I’m going to be thinking about this poor wandering baby all day and feeling guilty for not trying longer.
Screenshot of text between my husband and myself.
Me: Just spent 10 minutes trying to corral a German shepherd on 68th and Indiana. It meandered into an open chain link fence yard and I didn’t want to go in private property but I don’t think that was its home. Put on a nice show for everyone in line for school drop off 
Me: you know me and a loose dog
Husband: Jesus haha
Me: it seemed to have a collar and probably wouldn’t have bitten me!
Husband: probably!
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IM FEELING FORTY TWOOO (overstimulated and seeking a dark room to sit in with my dogs)
Selfie. In my black radical feminist crewneck and burgundy yoga pants sitting on a couch in a lamp lit room with a big dog’s head on my lap. I don’t have my glasses on bc now that I’m old I can’t see my phone screen when I have them on.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah sorry I thought I was brag posting haha
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting in the kitchen alone eating leftover bbq and listening to pop culture podcasts. #thisis42
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a birthday treat I purchased my first bag of seasonal candy corn. I have a rule that I only buy it in October and I try to limit myself to 2 bags because I compulsive in my consumption.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV you’re 42
Mirror selfie. Wearing a high waisted belted pleated brown skirt, a white baby tee with neutral color block cardigan, and greige suede ankle boots
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at this beautiful chaise for our bedroom (early bday gift from @fattyscott.bsky.social ) and my new giant full length mirror!
A gorgeous and dramatic and cozy burgundy chaise lounge in a little window nook in a bedroom A big ass full length mirror showing my reflection (I’m just in a small hoodie and leggings I’m not the focus here) set up in a master bedroom
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Before and after we are refreshed
Selfie my hair is all plain medium brown and to my chest Selfie my hair has different dimensional highlights and grazes my collarbone
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks to Marissa from 2 weeks ago for snagging a purse protein bar from a conference breakfast so that Marissa today can have some sustenance for a 3 hour hair appointment after forgetting to eat before.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Bloom energy Pear Scare is so good and I already can’t find it anymore it’s not even October yet come on
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tried to go to bed but LA Knight and Seth Rollins are already in my spot #boymom
WWE action figures of Seth Rollins and LA knight revealed on a bed with blanket pulled back
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because I get a slow morning and no clients tomorrow I’m having a rare midweek wine indulgence. Also because everything is heavy & I want to bottle up W & his innocence and go off the grid.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think we should just not let men congregate in more than groups of 3.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
W said “the lady is gonna cut my hair. I sit in the pink car and have a blue sucker”
Toddler sitting nicely in a kiddo haircut chair made from a pink princess jeep with his haircut robe on Toddler with a blue sucker and a fresh haircut smiling for the camera
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m working 10 hours on my actual bday Thursday so tomorrow I’m taking a half day to get my hair did then working from home in the afternoon & eating bbq for dinner with my family.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s likely recency bias but I think I like all 4 of these bonus songs more than I like the original album (Opalite notwithstanding)
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s just. All the boy moms with the “raise your son to speak up/report the group chat” rhetoric? Like yes that’s the goal but somehow still shifts the responsibility to a woman? do we think all those Cornell perp & bystander moms are culpable? It’s such a weird and pressured take.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just gonna scroll through my photos of W instead of the timeline today
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanted Taylor to win bc I wanted her to get up and talk again in case there would be more things to decode and it’s cool that she honored Dolly but would have been even cooler to announce a partnership with the imagination library
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dancing for this song is really neat but it’s so clearly not actually being sung live I’m distracted? I’m probably just missing the point bc I’m an old
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m back in the tub for the end of the VMA’s
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay the video was so good
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got done with bedtime just in time for this Taylor Swift presentation!!! 🥇
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just fear that if Hairy Butts leaves the NFL he’ll end up in congress and of the 2 he’s less damage on my football team.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Kevin Harlan/Trent Green matchup is the best and a treasure
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any weird football is not our fault today - I got the lamp turned off before bed last night. This is just what happens when you play bad teams.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every now and then it’s nice to find out that I’m much less online than I think I am
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need like an hour of silence in a dimly lit room to be ready to sleep. “Overstimulated” is an over used term but it is the only one that describes my body after a day that included toddler gymnastics, professional soccer, a vintage expo,and a jam band concert
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going to admit something and I ask for gentleness. I’m just not a live music girlie if I am not super into the artist. I appreciated an opportunity to put on an outfit and leave the house but loudness and light show shenanigans are a lot for me. More power to you all.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting our faces melted
Selfie with my husband in our seats at T Mobile Center for Johnny Blueskies. He had a Tyler Childers Bitin’ List shirt on
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going grunge for Johnny Blue Skies
Mirror selfie. I’m wearing a cutoff black v neck with a screen print of dolly Parton in it and an oversized green plaid button up open with rolled up sleeves. 90s wash high rise jeans cut above the ankle and lack chunky ankle boots
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen no one is saying it’s Shakespeare but the “I’m a fan but I can’t handle ‘Cleveland’” takes acting like she hasn’t always been like this are so annoying. Girlfriend is cheesy. It’s like part of her whole brand.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they keep cheap shorting Temwa I’m going to start a fight
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of Denver Summit fans at CPKC today? Alas. We out here. (We sold the baby)
Selfie of a couple in KC Current gear sitting in CPKC stadium. We didn’t really sell our baby he is at his Mimi’s house.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just reflecting on the Tolerate it to You’re Losing Me to Cleveland! journey and while our protagonist certainly is no ragged underdog I still really love a happy ending.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The caterpillar song from the Ms Rachel album is making me emotional?
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’m a master’s level licensed mental health professional” I repeat to myself as I wipe my dogs wet paws at the door after they come in from their rainy potty
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LETS GOOOO
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m glad it’s only 4 songs tonight
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it the weather change or the flu/covid boost I got Tuesday that is the culprit on my headache and fogginess. Why choose.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Diabolical and more than effective than fussing or whining when it comes to extending mom bedtime: W calmly & sweetly saying to me “I wanna cuddle some more please mom”
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I regret to inform you that buckling down and doing the stupid admin tasks you have been letting build up and give you pressure anxiety will in fact provide great relief and will feel much better than getting stuck in a scrolling loop as more tasks just build up
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got into some real boyhood shit in the backyard tonight
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slop bowl obsession update
Meme: Friendship ended with cava
Now Bibibop is my best friend
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had to fight just a little (and kindly) to get my Covid shot at the Hyvee this morning.
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jen Hamilton’s divorce makeover is so good
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Riss🧙🏻‍♀️ @marissasays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cava near my work is closed until further notice so I guess I’ll just STARVE
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