spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 18his there even enough room on the planet for all the bug ghosts? are ghosts ghostly to each other? maybe they can all just overlap..? 110
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 18hyou think there’s like a bazillion zillion bug ghosts? i bet a lot of bugs have died with unfinished business 150
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026shall we check in with Rafferty the Anthropomorphic Humanoid Cat? 041
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026im stabbin every day, of the week i guess you could call me a stabbin freak let’s stab let’s stab 010
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sometimes when im happy i feel like im betraying my sadness, like sadness is more “real” and happiness is inauthentic but then sometimes i wonder if i feel sad as an excuse to wallow. maybe wallowing is what im truly after 040
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’ll write a bridge that’s just mostly “stab stab” etc 120
Reposted by spimsley peteBazOOOOOOOka Joe @bazookajoe204.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*getting stabbed* guy's got a point 142
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026get out your knives and get out your swords put these people in hospital wards let’s stab let’s stab 230
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026coming up with some good verses for my new song, Let’s Stab stabbin is a thing that i like to do stabbin is fun for me and you let’s stab let’s stab stabbin is what i’m talkin about i stabbed you! now you’re bleeding out let’s stab let’s stab 580
Reposted by spimsley petespimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ATTN people who feel superior to others: guess what. i feel superior to you 031
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ATTN people who feel superior to others: guess what. i feel superior to you 031
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it’s the “bass player wearing Pro Bass Shops hat” of complaining about white people. ie played out years ago 160
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026new rule: everyone gets to complain about white people doing ayahuasca one (1) time. then you have to pick a different thing to complain about 1100
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026scorsese should make a movie for babies called One Rattle After Another 050
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026>wonders what year it is >concludes its probably around 2004 or 2005 >posts that way 030
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026>looking for a new Intelligence Force >ask the president if his new Intelligence Force is Super or pathetic >he doesn’t understand (pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Super and what is pathetic) >he laughs and says “its a good Intelligence Force sir” >its pathetic 150
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026totally. or imagine a River of Lollipops. or, imagine if everyone had feet where their hands should be and hands where their feet should be. imagination is so crazy man 000
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the meaning of “proscribe” is pretty close to “describe” — you can tell because they sound similar — so go ahead and use them interchangeably 👍 000
Reposted by spimsley petejonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇ℯ𝓃 𝓌ℯ𝓇ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝒽ℴ𝓌 𝓉ℴ 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 0227
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i am the same height as Alan Ritchson but i’m pretty sure if you hollowed him out you could fit three or four of me in there 040
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i think the reason ppl act like that is cuz things happened to them like i don’t think ppl are out there consciously thinking “im gonna refrain from self-actualizing” 000
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i think it’s because sometimes people want to fly to Russia commercially 0110
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[nodding] lest we all contract The Plague and die of The Plague 010
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s funny that in the year 2026 a lot of people are still heavily emphasizing the B in “billion” as if that’s an astonishingly incomprehensible number that we’ve never heard of 030
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026why is Julie always apologizing for “figuring it out” or “just getting set up” girl you have nothing to apologize for!! 094
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hey, just arrived, bear with me while i figure it all out! 020
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i wonder if anyone in history has ever gotten a paper cut and then it got infected and they died from it i hear you, “yeah probably back in the day before medicine” but remember, the paper was thicker back then. too thick to cut flesh 160
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026rat king but it’s just some fries instead of rats 021
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hi Julie, let me know when you get all finished setting up 010