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spimsley pete

@fattypinner.bsky.social
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ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 16h
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 16h
talk about unfinished business! 😆 🫳
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 18h
is there even enough room on the planet for all the bug ghosts? are ghosts ghostly to each other? maybe they can all just overlap..?
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 18h
you think there’s like a bazillion zillion bug ghosts? i bet a lot of bugs have died with unfinished business
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22h
lot of people don’t know that
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shall we check in with Rafferty the Anthropomorphic Humanoid Cat?
here’s Rafferty depicted as the little plastic diver from the Mouse Trap board gameRafferty as Bert the Turtle, the Cold War safety turtle from the 50sRafferty as Rodin’s The Thinker
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let’s stab let’s stab
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im stabbin every day, of the week i guess you could call me a stabbin freak let’s stab let’s stab
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes when im happy i feel like im betraying my sadness, like sadness is more “real” and happiness is inauthentic but then sometimes i wonder if i feel sad as an excuse to wallow. maybe wallowing is what im truly after
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’ll write a bridge that’s just mostly “stab stab” etc
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
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BazOOOOOOOka Joe @bazookajoe204.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*getting stabbed* guy's got a point
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh this is great stuff ugg!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get out your knives and get out your swords put these people in hospital wards let’s stab let’s stab
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coming up with some good verses for my new song, Let’s Stab stabbin is a thing that i like to do stabbin is fun for me and you let’s stab let’s stab stabbin is what i’m talkin about i stabbed you! now you’re bleeding out let’s stab let’s stab
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ATTN people who feel superior to others: guess what. i feel superior to you
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ATTN people who feel superior to others: guess what. i feel superior to you
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s the “bass player wearing Pro Bass Shops hat” of complaining about white people. ie played out years ago
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new rule: everyone gets to complain about white people doing ayahuasca one (1) time. then you have to pick a different thing to complain about
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
scorsese should make a movie for babies called One Rattle After Another
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>wonders what year it is >concludes its probably around 2004 or 2005 >posts that way
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>looking for a new Intelligence Force >ask the president if his new Intelligence Force is Super or pathetic >he doesn’t understand (pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Super and what is pathetic) >he laughs and says “its a good Intelligence Force sir” >its pathetic
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it does sound amazing and fantastical, yes
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
totally. or imagine a River of Lollipops. or, imagine if everyone had feet where their hands should be and hands where their feet should be. imagination is so crazy man
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the meaning of “proscribe” is pretty close to “describe” — you can tell because they sound similar — so go ahead and use them interchangeably 👍
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇ℯ𝓃 𝓌ℯ𝓇ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝒽ℴ𝓌 𝓉ℴ 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am the same height as Alan Ritchson but i’m pretty sure if you hollowed him out you could fit three or four of me in there
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“MY NARDS!!” also works imo
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what is that?
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it should make you better at talking to girls
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bickle
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think the reason ppl act like that is cuz things happened to them like i don’t think ppl are out there consciously thinking “im gonna refrain from self-actualizing”
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think it’s because sometimes people want to fly to Russia commercially
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[nodding] lest we all contract The Plague and die of The Plague
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s funny that in the year 2026 a lot of people are still heavily emphasizing the B in “billion” as if that’s an astonishingly incomprehensible number that we’ve never heard of
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why is Julie always apologizing for “figuring it out” or “just getting set up” girl you have nothing to apologize for!!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey, just arrived, bear with me while i figure it all out!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THANK YOU! someone finally said it!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that seems reasonable to you?
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*was (he is dead)
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well happy birthday for god’s sake
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
let me know when you’re all set up Julie!!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
are you referring to the cheeto?
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a GRAN!! well i’ll be
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i wonder if anyone in history has ever gotten a paper cut and then it got infected and they died from it i hear you, “yeah probably back in the day before medicine” but remember, the paper was thicker back then. too thick to cut flesh
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i know a couple! one of em is a real babe too
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rat king but it’s just some fries instead of rats
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a tweet from 2022 by sio (@bestinsio) that says

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs i guess. jesus christ
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hi Julie, let me know when you get all finished setting up
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