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spimsley pete

@fattypinner.bsky.social
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ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts

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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a quote from Mark Fisher:

“The sensation of the eerie occurs either when there is something present where there should be nothing, or if there is nothing present when there should be something.”
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shall we check in with Rafferty the Anthropomorphic Humanoid Cat?
here’s Rafferty depicted as the little plastic diver from the Mouse Trap board gameRafferty as Bert the Turtle, the Cold War safety turtle from the 50sRafferty as Rodin’s The Thinker
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a tweet from 2022 by sio (@bestinsio) that says

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs i guess. jesus christ
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just for a moment can i direct your attention to these fine specimens i saw today
i believe this is an amanita muscaria. white stalk mushroom, bright red head with white dots nicely spaced in the red. looks like a cartoon mushroom, like the same way all pizzas in cartoons are pepperoni pizzas, all mushrooms in cartoons are these guysmore amanitas. like 7 or 8 of various sizes in a couple clusters3 amanitas, 2 are smaller & more round, the third looks older, color not as bright, edges splitmore amanitas! on these ones there’s a bit of an orange outer ring type vibe going on, at least on the bigger flatter ones. i wonder if the little round ones and the big flat ones are the same type or if it’s two types here
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
screaming begins 9pm
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UPDATE
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got these two fellows in my front lawn today
bear!bear!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you fool. you’ve fallen into my trap
my notifs:

Greg the Miller liked my post that said “thinking of making a starter pack called People Who I Wish Followed Me So I Could See Their Posts On The Mutuals Feed”

and then:

Greg the Miller followed you back
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh
In March 2025, Serious was accused of refusing to leave the home of an elderly man who had found him homeless and sleeping in his car.

In August 2000, Yahoo Serious sued the search engine Yahoo! for trademark infringement. The case was thrown out because Serious could not prove that he sells products or services under the name "Yahoo" and therefore could not prove that he suffered harm or confusion due to the search engine.
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have captain pike hair right now
top of my head, lookin not dissimilar to captain pike’s hairdo, sticky uppy and pretty grey
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spicy Ahi Bites girlfriend Nachos VERY girlfriend
menu photo

Spicy Ahi Bites GFmenu photo:

nachos V GF
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s this guy singing actually
Kelsey Grammer as captain bateson of the uss bozeman
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s giving Benis Pemps
it’s an ai picture of a cool egg. the egg has hands and they are clasped Tate-style in front. he has a gold watch and cool shades. he has lipstick kisses all over his face and there are four beautiful and sexy and ethnically diverse women clustered around him. the ethnicities are as follows: Latina, blond, vaguely african or southeast asian, and Redhead
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they made a clock that matches how my brain works
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
more like Hurts Lickin Dank, LOL
HERZLICHEN DANK
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
MERCI BEAUCOUP
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bean, whitish cat, and it shows that he is 1 millimetre long, truly a tiny tiny baby boy
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what is this red thing?
a strange red … contraption? kind of reminds me of Stewie’s menstrual cycle. this is a still from the video. i’m guessing ai
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
3 years ago i went to a friend’s wedding and stayed in an illegal airbnb, check out the front (only) entrance
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s the Xzibit “yo dawg i heard you like” meme 

it says Yo dawg i heard you like redactions
so i redacted a redaction so you can █████ while ████ ███
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
guys i found where all the smoke is coming from
pillar of smoke in the distance. i’m looking south
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
we’re watching Inner Space (1987) and i forgot that Robert Picard is in this. he’s doing uhhhh brownface a little bit
robert picard as The Cowboy
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bilbo, he’s sayin “after all, why shouldn’t i? why shouldn’t i unleash my multitudes?” he’s such a rascal
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
addam of hull looks like milli vanilli and ormund hightower looks like tom jones
addam of hull, black man with slender dreadlocksmilli vanilli, black guys with slender dreadlocksormund hightower, white guy who looks a lot like tom jonestom jones, white guy who looks EXACTLY like tom jones
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
our robot vacuum attacked our broom!!
robot vacuum high centered on a horizontal broom. sort of a “the blow that makes two widows” situation
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST
didn’t realize i had safe search on. turned it off and yeah there’s a bunch of naked animated ladies
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i scrolled for a few screens, no porno
i searched “team rocket” and the results are, unfortunately, utterly devoid of pr0n
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
women want me fish want me (to jork them off)
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i’m holding a 7” of Morris Minor and the Majors’ 1987 single Stutter Rap (No Sleep Til Bedtime)
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the answer is “unfortunately not all that well actually”
scientific american headline:

john fetterman shows how well the brain recovers after stroke
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
wait… wait just a goddamned minute
james carville, bald white guybilly corgan, bald white guybill burr, bald white guy
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
am i an ally? well,
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
> colors and lines/grids/dots/blank pages. diff sizes available.
frankly pretty atrocious picture of my red journal
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the “always has been” astronaut holding his trusty “always has been” gun
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
here’s some more insight about my view right now
it’s a beautiful lakeside view, my feet are at the bottom, my dog is in there, and yeah they’re building a new ferry across the lake, to replace an aging one.  longest free ferry ride in either the world or north america btw
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hey psst kid. you wanna see a pile driver?
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a sign in an alley that says 

SHUT OFF ENGINE
NO IDLING,
FRESH AIR INTAKE
critical to building environment 
NO LOITERING

and at the bottom some whimsical soul has written 

CHUD
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
UPDATE
in front of me is a grilled salmon salad. i have achieved my goal
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
oh Ugg, you beautiful simple soul
my notifs:

Ugg like my post where i said “see? Ugg gets it”

next notif is “Ugg followed you”
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i live in a place where sometimes you drive 6 hours to play music for 35 people. but the trade off is, it looks like this
tree in the foreground, lake & mountains in the background, it’s hellah pretty around here
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
couple more photos from the studio
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Logan has 2 kittens
2 kittens. one is named Pippin but i forget which
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
keep the kitchen tidy
Eat Out!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
to the joker, this is just “creek”
sign welcoming you to Crazy Creek Hot Pools Resort
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
we played in a cool 60s church in a literal village, 950 population. the kitchen of the church had this sign up. little old ladies etc
Keep the kitchen tidy
Eat Out!
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
drove through the Columbia Ice Fields today, i kept trying to take pictures of the majestic mountains but they look so puny on a screen. so many tourists, one million tourists. my poop schedule is one day behind at this point
magestic craggy mountains, glacier on the left, alpine trees in front, a lake peeking through, blue skythis photo sucks, it’s a mountain that looked really cool in real life. a bit hazy though some wildfire smoke
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
sorry but i will also be putting some poop down there
little sign in the bathroom that says 

PLEASE

put ONLY toilet paper down the toilet. 
Thank you!

Brookside Motel
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
panel 1 - anakin saying “Sen Dog, let’s start a rap group called Cypress Hill”

2 - padme replies “great idea B-Real. and let’s have totally normal rapping voices that aren’t ridiculous, right?”

3 - anakin just looks at her

4 - padme, not smiling anymore, says “non-ridiculous rapping voices right?”
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
guys should i buy a weaner pig? $160
top quality weaner pigs $160! proclaims a handwritten poster
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
there are jisms everywhere for those with the eyes to see
cottonwood fluffs collected in drifts near some grass. cottonwood fluffs are the jisms of the cottonwood tree btwmore cottonwood fluffs aka jisms
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spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i told my wife that my name is Jeff BonerPrison, and for some reason her Siri was paying attention, and she sent me the screenshot, please enjoy her lock screen
my wife’s lock screen featuring our cat Bean enjoying the sun
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