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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 9h

Big adult shoes, not for sale at any price, absolutely worn to shit.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Asinine? Oh you flatterer; it’s a seven, tops.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All quotes are scare quotes when ur afraid of punctuation

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

First of all, I love touching glyphs. On some level you understand this.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Despite never having done it, I feel like I would be pretty good at reincarnation

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. Fast as the bear is, we all know he’ll be struggling to stay in the top five after the talent competition.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

First of all I’m not a “gamer,” but playing Everquest back in the day left me with some kind of cerebral scarring.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He’ll be drafted by the Minnesota Vikings, as Lizzo foretold

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Posting a beautiful and good diagram to counter the bad diagram that’s been making the rounds.

A triangle chart of different soil types based on their composition of silt, clay, and sand.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Some things that are lemon-scented shouldn’t be, and some that should be aren’t. But I’ve said too much already.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trying to figure out what the funniest verb is to pair with “as a sign of respect”. So far I’ve got “going apeshit, as a sign of respect.”

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suddenly, unprompted* oh, she’s called Mary Poppins because she’s merry and she pops in.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lotta duds from my time at Walgreens, but Babylon by David Gray grew on me over the years.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Pepsi is short for dyspepsia.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The gimmick here is that the fourth wall is being broken, though the player may not realize it at first. The “package” is the case the game comes in, where the info you need is in a screenshot. But what if you rented the game?

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My friends trying to talk me out of starting shit in front of the furry convention:

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s called resistance training because I have to be dragged kicking and screaming into doing it.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The route shown on the screen isn’t too far off the actual route I took after I got run over by a Lyft driver on Market Street.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Computer, enhance. (sorry, no pic)

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

*first and last day as an NBA announcer* You’ve made it past the bollards, now let’s meet the ball lords.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

LRT: it never took off, but I’m fond of the tweets I did a few years ago that riffed on the idea of Otacon explaining Santacon to Snake instead of an Otaku Convention.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve heard a few people say “live your life so that people talk about you like X when you’re gone” these past couple days, and the thing I keep mulling over is: is people talking about you when you’re gone the measurement, or the thing being measured?

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddamnit, not two in a row :(

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*gesturing inscrutably* They were doing that thing where they were singing, but there were no instruments. You know. Acapulco.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Post the last image of the sky from your camera roll. I give you explicit permission to cheat.

A gravel fire road on the outskirts of a residential area. In the distance the sun is setting.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

👩‍🎤: Look, my stage name meets the technical requirements to join the Chappell Roan impersonators guild. First name is a word from religious architecture, second is a horse descriptor. 👩‍🦰: Ok, but… what about Steeple Palomino, or Temple Warmblood? 👩‍🎤: What’s wrong with Apse Foal?

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I love fluids. I love when they surge, or course.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Analysis, (n) from the Greek roots anal, meaning asshole, and lysis, meaning to cut. Thus the definition: to cut something to pieces like an asshole.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Whenever you ask for specific or technical advice about something online, one person is always like, “Ummm, 👀 any particular reason you didn’t XYZ instead of ABC? 🧐” Yes, the answer is quite simple. I am unable to act upon information I don’t have. thank you so much.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m tired of these sleek mobile web pages. If only someone would make me download an “app” for my smart mobile telephone!

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Got blocked by someone on the old site once who I had met in person a few times. Never interacted online as near as I could remember. Next time I met him we had a pleasant enough interaction, and I never raised the blocking. None of my business.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

From the people who brought you the baker’s dozen: nun’s hundred. Haven’t decided how many that is yet, but we’re working on it.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“Nattily harp” is what bards be doing at the ren faire. Is that anything?

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The phrase “pet peeve” implies the existence of feral peeves living under your home and chewing on the wires.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Excited for my day at the beach, I leap into the water. My swimming animation fails to load, causing everyone within line of sight to crash to the loading screen.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Mentally, I’m here. (Sorry, no pic)

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

We’ve made the difficult decision to close Dusty’s Snake Emporium due to changing consumer preferences, rising tariffs, and the fact that all of the snakes escaped last night.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Now I’m even more mad they didn’t let Kairi do cool keyblade shit in the last Kingdom Hearts :(

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Tolkien scholar here! By hobbit standards, this is actually a remarkable display of restraint.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Cardamom? If she wants into this club, then yeah.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The only constant in Ocelot’s characterization across the metal gear series is his love of torture, which is why it’s so funny that he’s bad at it.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Scenes from my hike yesterday. Sore today but it was worth it. Not pictured is the coastal waterfall I couldn’t quite get to the base of because the tide was too high.

Little orange flowers opening at the end of a long stem sticking out of the grass

Lichen and moss growing on the handrail of a footbridge over a small creek.

An open campground dotted with tents next to the ocean coastline, as viewed from a trail high in the hills.

An overgrown trail leading through tall coastal pines.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A few years back I bought a stick of deodorant. Might have been old spice, I think. Red and white design. I forget what flavor it was, like “fresh” or “sport” or whatever, but I go for whatever sounds normal-est. But the little knob at the bottom came unstuck after a month or so.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The secret to enjoying la croix is to understand that there is a negative correlation between a flavor working in la croix and a flavor being good in general.

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Drove past a house that had been TP’ed on the way to work. Nice, even coverage, good reach on the higher trees. Great work kids.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What idiot called it “using paid protestors” and not “the path of leased resistance.”

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Finally realized what my old man opinion is: every sweet drink is at least 3 times sweeter than it should be.

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