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FatGuyOnABike🔒

@fatguyonabike.org
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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, sarcasm Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history. "And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 2h
Holy crap, @wilwheaton.net did a shoutout to @punkwithacamera.bsky.social and that is soooo cool. They not only do kick ass shirts but they do some of the most awesome shooting targets out there.
Shooting targets with numbered rings with an X in the middle with superimposed over clansmen, a nazi, and a temu nazi. they also do IDF targets and a whole host of other targets including flock cameras.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 3h
Ever watch a movie and wonder "WTF am I watching?!" Myth of Man was that for me. It makes City of Lost Children look like a corporate health and safety film. I legitimately don't know if it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen or easily one of the brilliant things. www.imdb.com/title/tt3127...
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 4h
You know how you buy stuff and never use it, I wonder what is the worst thing for that. I know a LARGE portion of firearms will be bought and never actually shot or shot once in their life. Wargames and RPGs have to be greater.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Weirdly, the last video game device I owned was probably an Atari 2600. Just broke down and bought a PlayStation 4. Let's see how this goes.
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Time For Video Games
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
What's your take most likely to get you cancelled on BlueSky? I did NOT enjoy Dungeon Crawler Carl. I get why people like it, it's funny and pretty spot on, I just did not enjoy it.
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Angry Mob with Torches
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Damn, the Ukrainians have fiber optic drones with 50km ranges. That is a LOT of super thin fiber optic cable.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Wow, so Poland is going to have more tanks than anyone else in Europe. If you count Russia, they have more but Poland's are WAY newer and better maintained. More than the UK, DE, FR, and IT combined. I mean, when you have a psycho neighbor, you gird your loins for the inevitable.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Ah it's Gala season at the ol' nonprofit.
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Community Worst Timeline
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
My job is considering not giving anyone insurance to save money. Really. Welcome to America.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Feminine a band. Rayjean Against the Maxine.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Holy crap, I am wayyyyyy to tired to be writing code. Talk about shocked that it's working. Good shocked, not bad shocked, I think. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYod...
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Code Monkey
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
It's not just cervical cancer, is throat cancer as well in both men and women.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
It's not even 8:00 AM and I'm starting my 2nd Monster. So yes, today is going to be a rough day.
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I Wanna Go Home
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Every Gen-X person will recognize the opening of Howling III. We know where this is going. I for one welcome our marsupial overlords. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS 🤖🖤
A very human like robot that has a model name of Mark Zuckerberg. It's a common trope/meme that he is actually a human being but all evidence is he is indeed not human.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 26/09/2026
Don't you Texas my New York.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 25/09/2026
My Phone: <plays Jaws theme> CoWorker: What's that all about Me: It's my alarm to go pick up my kids from school. CW: But why do you have the Jaws theme? Me:
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Seriously
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 25/09/2026
Which one do peroxides come under since I react angrily when exposed to sunlight.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry, but if you come to a job interview, you're disqualified. You clearly lack judgement and basic research skills if you actually want to work here. It's not hard, people.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 25/09/2026
I had a friend that was/is a minor "fitness and lifestyle" influencer. She told me that every good "program" she sells, she has to have something gross/abhorrent in it. This is that exactly. She said she made more sales when she went weird, so she would.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 25/09/2026
Key & Peele is spot on. It's the US answer to Goodness Gracious Me when it comes to holding up a mirror to racism in the culture while making people laugh.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 24/09/2026
Wtf
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 24/09/2026
If Russia could time this so that it happened on the same day that the US Trucking industry went on even just a single day strike...
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Bane Declares 'So It Begins'
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 24/09/2026
My shithole small East Texas hometown as featured in Urban Cowboy (really) aggressively fought allowing any type of buses or even cabs in town as it grew except they flat out said they don't want black people coming from Houston. This is the same town the Klan had a bookstore and a radio show.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 24/09/2026
Well thank goodness this won't hurt her career with the FBI.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23/09/2026
I was explaining to my younger coworker that I once bought a rifle at a Target store. If that's hard enough for them to realize, wait until I tell them my dad bought a goose gun from Abercrombie & Fitch.
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Station19: Earl Davis - Boy! Times Have Changed
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23/09/2026
That is WAY too much orange for any one stadium.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23/09/2026
I mentioned exactly this last week as a truly unhinged and insane action that'd do a Cleveland Steamer to the world economy, but I didn't think they'd actually consider it.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23/09/2026
Super niche content: Every nonprofit development office during gala season.
Ann office with boxes and boxes of booze and luxury goods. Boxes of Tito's Handmade Vodka, Louis Vitton bags, etc fill the small office up.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23/09/2026
Whoa. Fall is here and in full effect. It's only 95 today. You know what that means...a Starbys PSL run and my favorite footwear.
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Mattp Ugg Boots Showcase
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 22/09/2026
Coworker brought their cute as heck 3 month old to the office. Zero work is getting done. Everyone is fussing over the kid.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 22/09/2026
So Flock is offering to buy employees out of their contracts due to slowing sales and revenue...
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Ha Ha Nelson
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 22/09/2026
Wow, how badly do you have to fuck up for Texas Republicans to ghost you... Seriously, even Ted Cruz didn't fuck up things this badly and man did he ever crap the bed with that near loss to Beto.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
Dear lord, Trump is going to do something really and truly stupid like barring export of diesel to artificially manipulate diesel prices and inflation. Holy shit will that backfire as Mexico, Brazil, the Netherlands, and the UK go to the world market to buy, further driving up prices.
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Everything Is Fine Dog Meme: It's Fine
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
New TikTok challenge dropped. Get your insanely disorganized spouse to start using a calendar so you know what kid needs to be where and when challenge. I'm pretty sure I'll beat the run 1,000 miles without stopping challenge before that one gets beat.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two people I knew took their own lives last week - we still view mental health with too much cynicism and not enough compassion - remember @samaritans.bsky.social and @calmzone.bsky.social - it is not weak to share how you feel #mentalhealth #depression #suicideawareness
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
3 steps in a corporate life Wants to highlight how ludicrous what is being discussed. Makes an even significantly more ludicrous suggestion to make light of the ongoing insanity. Gets put in charge of executing their killer new idea.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
You know, you get to an age where you have a headache and smell something weird at work and think that maybe it's that stroke finally getting you, and your reaction is "oh thank goodness that took long enough."
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Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
Love the latest @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social podcast. "Tae Kwon Do is the Dane Cook of martial arts." player.fm/series/lions...
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
Wondering why my work wifi was way slower than usual. Just realized I'm still connected to my phone.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21/09/2026
You know one of the cool things about being a dad, it's the little things. I taught my kid how to properly fold money in your wallet. It's fun knowing little stuff like that will stick with him for life.
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Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In The Cradle And The Silver Spoon
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 20/09/2026
Met the treasurer of NIOSA who explained quite succinctly why they just dont have the money for Fiesta this year.
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Yolanda Selena Interview
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 20/09/2026
For decades, due to disenfranchisement and gerrymandering, the Republicans have owned the state. Zero ads other than saying you're a Republican, that was enough. Now that has changed. So. Many. Ads. Republican PACs are dumping $ into Texas to keep it red.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 20/09/2026
Ok, so hear me out. What if France and Germany got together...
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Wait A Minute - Classic Buzzr Moment
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 20/09/2026
Niche post: I want to be able to get the drugs that the people listing prices on Gun Broker. Those have to be some really great drugs.
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Loki is King
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 20/09/2026
Got a giant pot of beans in the slow cooker. Lunch and dinner tomorrow are going to kick ass.
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Crazy Eyes Kid Eating Beans
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 19/09/2026
I love my adopted hometown. "My tenant called me about a leak in the roof. So instead of hail damage, it was a bullet hole." People give a lot of these neighborhoods crap, but every town has high and low crime areas. Plus, it's still better than Houston. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZlq...
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10 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods In San Antonio, Ranked
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