FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 13hMy favorite one is the Crash Angels, two female PILs whose sign had a problem and the C in Crash fell over and it has read RASH ANGELS for a couple weeks. 110
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15hDude looks like he's trying to sell me a $20,000 Fender Stratocaster at Guitar Center when I just came in for a G string to make a diddly bow. 050
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15hConfession Time: I used to work in legal marketing. So if you drive anywhere in most of Texas, especially south and central Texas, you've seen the billboards I put up. You may hate the ads but you remember his number.static.klipy.comJay Renshaw: Chit Success MomentALT: Jay Renshaw: Chit Success Moment 130
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15hHe outspends Davis Law Firm like 7 to 1, and the joke has always been "so what's his phone number?" Davis buys boards one year at a time. That's why you see less of his boards but you see them more often because they rarely go away. Davis saves a TON of money that way. 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15hPeople don't remember where the Texas Hammer comes from. He did a commercial where he'd hammer away at the toes of big insurance...that lead to the whole Texas Hammer. 020
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Well that is a recipe for success if I've ever heard of one. "It's always worked" is really great right up until it horribly doesn't. 100
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Why aren't a LOT of people asking those questions? Jesus. 100
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Holy crap, @wilwheaton.net did a shoutout to @punkwithacamera.bsky.social and that is soooo cool. They not only do kick ass shirts but they do some of the most awesome shooting targets out there. 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Well look at you being all pinky up drinking your tea and European like with your fancy ladder like armatures. In Texas, we'd just make the workers scale the side of the building and that would be unpaid work hours because they're in transit to the job site. 120
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Jack Parow ziet dit bevolkingsaantal en is bedroefd over de verkoopcijfers van zijn platen.static.klipy.comJack Parrow & OZR: I Love BraaiALT: Jack Parrow & OZR: I Love Braai 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026For some reason, I read that as "a summer sky that's mid" and was thinking it's actually really nice and well done. 110
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026I'm leaning towards brilliant. The lack of dialogue, the surreal vistas that they didn't use on ounce of AI to make, the steampunkish feel. I'll no doubt watch it numerous more times to feel it out. 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Ever watch a movie and wonder "WTF am I watching?!" Myth of Man was that for me. It makes City of Lost Children look like a corporate health and safety film. I legitimately don't know if it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen or easily one of the brilliant things. www.imdb.com/title/tt3127...imdb.com 120
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026You know how you buy stuff and never use it, I wonder what is the worst thing for that. I know a LARGE portion of firearms will be bought and never actually shot or shot once in their life. Wargames and RPGs have to be greater. 230
Reposted by FatGuyOnABike🔒Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it 1244303
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026Oh, I do graphic design. I'm angry at myself for not having thought of it earlier. I think I have a new project at work tomorrow. 110
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026Shockingly, Kellogg's has never been owned by a tobacco company. Most of the big consumer products companies got acquired by big tobacco once people started cutting back on smoking. 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026I can't imagine words like "ethics" "quality" "appropriate" etc are said much during internal BuzzBall meetings. Kellog's list of discontinued or horribly failed products would break Substack's character limit. 120
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026I know someone who just got VERY excited.static.klipy.comJD Vance's Side Eye at VP DebateALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026That's a good idea. I have an ICE agent that lives across the street. Seriously, even the RSO who lives in our neighborhood is less despised than the ICE agent which is saying a lot. 110
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026Weirdly, the last video game device I owned was probably an Atari 2600. Just broke down and bought a PlayStation 4. Let's see how this goes.static.klipy.comTime For Video GamesALT: Time For Video Games 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026What's your take most likely to get you cancelled on BlueSky? I did NOT enjoy Dungeon Crawler Carl. I get why people like it, it's funny and pretty spot on, I just did not enjoy it.static.klipy.comAngry Mob with TorchesALT: Angry Mob with Torches 350
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMiami Heat's Zo & Nonoyes React to Bulls GameALT: Miami Heat's Zo & Nonoyes React to Bulls Game 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026Damn, the Ukrainians have fiber optic drones with 50km ranges. That is a LOT of super thin fiber optic cable. 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026I mean, I feel like Poland and Lithuania are looking at each other and saying...static.klipy.comGabe Greenspan: Get the Squad Back TogetherALT: Gabe Greenspan: Get the Squad Back Together 030
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026The biggest winner of the Russian invasion of Ukraine has got to be South Korea. 130
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026Wow, so Poland is going to have more tanks than anyone else in Europe. If you count Russia, they have more but Poland's are WAY newer and better maintained. More than the UK, DE, FR, and IT combined. I mean, when you have a psycho neighbor, you gird your loins for the inevitable. 160
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026I didn't realize that joke about Ohio being a real place was that old.static.klipy.comPete Davidson: Learn Something New EverydayALT: Pete Davidson: Learn Something New Everyday 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026Bless their hearts, they're clearly not the sharpest knives in the kitchen drawer. 110
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026Almost all of the people that are against trans athletes competing in any sports, they're also the same people trying to get rid of any Title 9 protections for women as well so women's sports would just go away. 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026Sadly I think the outrage has nothing to do with sports, it's all about their existence. They don't want trans people to exist. The sports just gives them a potential wedge issue so they could pretend to care about women. 210
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026Ah it's Gala season at the ol' nonprofit.static.klipy.comCommunity Worst TimelineALT: Community Worst Timeline 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026My job is considering not giving anyone insurance to save money. Really. Welcome to America. 000
Reposted by FatGuyOnABike🔒StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place. 43889893363
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026They are now what one would call "great" movies. I stopped at four. I enjoyed one and three. 100
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comDavid & Alexis Rose's Shocked ReactionsALT: David & Alexis Rose's Shocked Reactions 200
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026It was sold widely to other countries and not so official state actors as surplus as well. So quite a few places and groups could reasonably show up in that uniform. 050
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026They also both do some truly amazing (pun intended) things with corn and wear leopard print jumpsuits. 020
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026Ah the Ogallala Sioux, the only people to stomp the US military so bad we shit the bed and lost the colors. The fact that they still bring them out at pow wows and drag them is pretty awesome. 000
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026Did you even find rutted muddy roads and dig the clay up yourself or did you actually just buy the pot? 050
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026Ended up just banging the code out old school in Sublime Text and got it working exactly as I want. It's working, and that is the best drug ever. Now to tweak the interface...static.klipy.comAnxiety Inside Out 2: Oh Yeah That's The StuffALT: Anxiety Inside Out 2: Oh Yeah That's The Stuff 010
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026Well, I cursed myself. It's not working, not the way I want it to. 130
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026Holy crap, I am wayyyyyy to tired to be writing code. Talk about shocked that it's working. Good shocked, not bad shocked, I think. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYod...youtube.comCode MonkeyYouTube video by idleambition 240
FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026It's not just cervical cancer, is throat cancer as well in both men and women. 030