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FatGuyOnABike🔒

@fatguyonabike.org
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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, sarcasm Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history. "And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 12h
Wow, can't wait to read the review of Shoah.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 12h
Well isn't that what friends are for?
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 13h
My favorite one is the Crash Angels, two female PILs whose sign had a problem and the C in Crash fell over and it has read RASH ANGELS for a couple weeks.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15h
Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a $20,000 Fender Stratocaster at Guitar Center when I just came in for a G string to make a diddly bow.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15h
Confession Time: I used to work in legal marketing. So if you drive anywhere in most of Texas, especially south and central Texas, you've seen the billboards I put up. You may hate the ads but you remember his number.
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Jay Renshaw: Chit Success Moment
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15h
He outspends Davis Law Firm like 7 to 1, and the joke has always been "so what's his phone number?" Davis buys boards one year at a time. That's why you see less of his boards but you see them more often because they rarely go away. Davis saves a TON of money that way.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 15h
People don't remember where the Texas Hammer comes from. He did a commercial where he'd hammer away at the toes of big insurance...that lead to the whole Texas Hammer.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Well that is a recipe for success if I've ever heard of one. "It's always worked" is really great right up until it horribly doesn't.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Why aren't a LOT of people asking those questions? Jesus.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Holy crap, @wilwheaton.net did a shoutout to @punkwithacamera.bsky.social and that is soooo cool. They not only do kick ass shirts but they do some of the most awesome shooting targets out there.
Shooting targets with numbered rings with an X in the middle with superimposed over clansmen, a nazi, and a temu nazi. they also do IDF targets and a whole host of other targets including flock cameras.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Well look at you being all pinky up drinking your tea and European like with your fancy ladder like armatures. In Texas, we'd just make the workers scale the side of the building and that would be unpaid work hours because they're in transit to the job site.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Jack Parow ziet dit bevolkingsaantal en is bedroefd over de verkoopcijfers van zijn platen.
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Jack Parrow & OZR: I Love Braai
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
For some reason, I read that as "a summer sky that's mid" and was thinking it's actually really nice and well done.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
I'm leaning towards brilliant. The lack of dialogue, the surreal vistas that they didn't use on ounce of AI to make, the steampunkish feel. I'll no doubt watch it numerous more times to feel it out.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Ever watch a movie and wonder "WTF am I watching?!" Myth of Man was that for me. It makes City of Lost Children look like a corporate health and safety film. I legitimately don't know if it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen or easily one of the brilliant things. www.imdb.com/title/tt3127...
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
<Insert obvious Tennessee joke here>
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
You know how you buy stuff and never use it, I wonder what is the worst thing for that. I know a LARGE portion of firearms will be bought and never actually shot or shot once in their life. Wargames and RPGs have to be greater.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 01/10/2026
Oh, I do graphic design. I'm angry at myself for not having thought of it earlier. I think I have a new project at work tomorrow.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Shockingly, Kellogg's has never been owned by a tobacco company. Most of the big consumer products companies got acquired by big tobacco once people started cutting back on smoking.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
I can't imagine words like "ethics" "quality" "appropriate" etc are said much during internal BuzzBall meetings. Kellog's list of discontinued or horribly failed products would break Substack's character limit.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
I know someone who just got VERY excited.
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JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
That's a good idea. I have an ICE agent that lives across the street. Seriously, even the RSO who lives in our neighborhood is less despised than the ICE agent which is saying a lot.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Weirdly, the last video game device I owned was probably an Atari 2600. Just broke down and bought a PlayStation 4. Let's see how this goes.
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Time For Video Games
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
What's your take most likely to get you cancelled on BlueSky? I did NOT enjoy Dungeon Crawler Carl. I get why people like it, it's funny and pretty spot on, I just did not enjoy it.
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Angry Mob with Torches
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
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Miami Heat's Zo & Nonoyes React to Bulls Game
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Damn, the Ukrainians have fiber optic drones with 50km ranges. That is a LOT of super thin fiber optic cable.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
I mean, I feel like Poland and Lithuania are looking at each other and saying...
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Gabe Greenspan: Get the Squad Back Together
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
The biggest winner of the Russian invasion of Ukraine has got to be South Korea.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
Wow, so Poland is going to have more tanks than anyone else in Europe. If you count Russia, they have more but Poland's are WAY newer and better maintained. More than the UK, DE, FR, and IT combined. I mean, when you have a psycho neighbor, you gird your loins for the inevitable.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 30/09/2026
It's this kinda stuff is why he got primaried.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
I didn't realize that joke about Ohio being a real place was that old.
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Pete Davidson: Learn Something New Everyday
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Bless their hearts, they're clearly not the sharpest knives in the kitchen drawer.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Almost all of the people that are against trans athletes competing in any sports, they're also the same people trying to get rid of any Title 9 protections for women as well so women's sports would just go away.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Sadly I think the outrage has nothing to do with sports, it's all about their existence. They don't want trans people to exist. The sports just gives them a potential wedge issue so they could pretend to care about women.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Ah it's Gala season at the ol' nonprofit.
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Community Worst Timeline
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
My job is considering not giving anyone insurance to save money. Really. Welcome to America.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
Feminine a band. Rayjean Against the Maxine.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
They are now what one would call "great" movies. I stopped at four. I enjoyed one and three.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 29/09/2026
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David & Alexis Rose's Shocked Reactions
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
It was sold widely to other countries and not so official state actors as surplus as well. So quite a few places and groups could reasonably show up in that uniform.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
They also both do some truly amazing (pun intended) things with corn and wear leopard print jumpsuits.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Ah the Ogallala Sioux, the only people to stomp the US military so bad we shit the bed and lost the colors. The fact that they still bring them out at pow wows and drag them is pretty awesome.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Did you even find rutted muddy roads and dig the clay up yourself or did you actually just buy the pot?
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
to-may-to to-mah-to
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Ended up just banging the code out old school in Sublime Text and got it working exactly as I want. It's working, and that is the best drug ever. Now to tweak the interface...
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Anxiety Inside Out 2: Oh Yeah That's The Stuff
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Well, I cursed myself. It's not working, not the way I want it to.
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
Holy crap, I am wayyyyyy to tired to be writing code. Talk about shocked that it's working. Good shocked, not bad shocked, I think. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYod...
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Code Monkey
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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 28/09/2026
It's not just cervical cancer, is throat cancer as well in both men and women.
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