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Fate Longname

@fatelongname.bsky.social
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STRATEGY GAMES! AUTISM! CRINGE! and the final ingredient...SELF LOATHING!!! All of these elements combine to create ME! FATE/LONGNAME!! GOD'S DRUNKEST DRIVER!!! Join me on a spiritual journey full of dead memes, good eats, and a shitton of warcrimes.

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angel @ im tired @acantha.etheirys.social · 18h
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 3h
Courage has nothing to do with size, these little ones prove it every day as they explore the world with fearless curiosity.
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💙🎀 𝑱𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 🎀💙 @jpep38.bsky.social · 8h
😆😂
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 6h
Loon dad attempting to feed his chick: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy birthday sweetie!
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 5h
Bird watching underwater: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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ChouRaven [VCanada] @chouraven.bsky.social · 23h
Semi-successful last night on stream, catching one if my major targets, and more. Not only did I get the Shalpha Beldum, I got a 2nd for myself, a Shalpha Honedge, and a regular shiny Honedge as well! 2 charity shiny targets to go!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 23h
🤭🤭🤭
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 5h
FAVORITE TEAM FORTRESS 2 CLASS LOADOUTS GO!!!: 1. Medic: Stock medigun with Ubersaw and Blutsager 2. Engineer with Rescue Ranger and Eureka Effect 3. Sniper with Hitmans Heatmaker, Kukri, and Razorback
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 6h
Encounter with a bison: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 23h
I would like to remind everyone that due to Kazuma Kiryu’s Tiger Drop negating all damage, the only two characters that can possibly fight him on even ground are THE MOTHERFUCKING MARIO BROS (from the RPGs specifically)
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taken starring Porky Pig: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/IL...
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would like to make an addendum to my earlier post about never autoresolving in total warhammer 3 Feel free to auto resolve if: You’re fighting Belegar, Skarbrand, Arbaal, or KrokGar You have to replay two whole turns to keep the end turn function from freezing
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newly hatched Gharial Crocodiles exploring the river under the watchful eye of their father.: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT GIVES OFFICERS THE SCAVENGER TRAIT!!! BASE GAME HEARTS OF IRON? SCAVENGER!!! MODDED HEARTS OF IRON? SCAVENGER!!! OL SCAVENGER DICK! CAPTURING EQUIPMENT AND SHIT!!!
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's finally October
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Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
ALT: Magic Trick Behind the Scenes with Dog
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kitten fight at the milk bar: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/zR...
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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₊⋆ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟 ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ @lagothropy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
made brownies. didn’t go too crazy, just had one ;)
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got one 🤣💨
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!? WHAT!? THE!? FUCK!? IS!? THIS!?
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We regret that your Monday Morning commute may be delayed… Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t auto resolve in total warhammer. I don’t care if it’s a Pyrrhic victory or decisive. You will almost always lose units in a decisive autoresolve when you could’ve potentially lost NONE. And a “pyrrhic victory” can be losing 90% of all units vs just losing TWO units
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went to Arby’s the other day. Got some sliders and an orange shake. Got a second orange shake for free. Great success
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Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles @toadcialism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning 🌞 Liora has a very packed schedule today with lots of basking and being listed during her dino spa day! But she also had to make time to bronto-mog Josh.
Profile view of Liora the Kimberley rock monitor basking on a branch where you can see her dotty T-Rex arm
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Chris AirioOOoOoOooo @5mwpress.com · 18/09/2026
This cane toad hangs out at the bottom of our stairs every night (the lights attract bugs to chow on, I'm guessing). To steal a friend's joke, he's our Bouncer.
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Be me Playing New Vegas Take Boone to the Legion fort and kill everyone. Caesar included. Talk to Boone, ask him about his past “Sorry I don’t really trust you like that” MOTHERFUCKER I KILLED YOUR ARCHNEMESIS WITHOUT YOU EVEN ASKING
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Snail eating a peeled mushroom: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Butterflies and turtles: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As excited as I am for Thanquol in the End Times DLC I’m still nonetheless disappointed that they weren’t able to get Richard Horvitz for the role
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/05/2026
OBSERVE THE PANGOLIN NOTE ITS JOYOUS BASKING IN THE RESPLENDENT GLORY OF THE MUD A WEALTH OF RICHNESS AND JOY IS HAD IN THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OH HOW WISE THE PINECONE GOBLIN IS
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Central Asian Shepherd Dog, also known as the Alabay, is a livestock guardian dog and one of the largest dog breeds in the world. This one weighs 85 kg. Original post
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What no Chapter 6 does to a fandom (spoilers for chapter 5 weird route) @heyahopscotch.bsky.social @fusionwarrior.neurario.com youtube.com/watch?v=1iSW...
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Why the f*ck is Gaster a Pirate now??
YouTube video by with uh why
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Fate Longname @fatelongname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love Toby Fox’s stuff as much as the next guy, BUT JEVILS CAROUSEL BULLET PATTERN HAS TO VIOLATE SOME STIPULATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION!!!
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
squidward asks fish in comic: "what sin do you relish the most?" fish responds with "cheeseburger." squidward says: "what." fish then says: "where's my fuckin food." squidward then responds with: "mb i forgot this was restaurant."
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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