Sign in

Jonny

@fastercamels.bsky.social
401 followers 479 following 1.4K posts

loyle to my capo

PostsRepliesMedia
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ek...
youtube.com
Paul F Tompkins on Daylight Savings Time
YouTube video by WCWRULES4LYF
000
Reposted by Jonny
Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
11661123
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why would you do this? it's an english language play with an italian setting.
110
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
010
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just want to reiterate my enduring love and gratitude for The Beatles
000
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My old Bacchanals boss David Lawrence has written a book, out next month, about Shakespeare, Star Wars and The Beatles. I'm reading it now and it's terrific. Too thorough for a commercial publisher and too much fun for academia. Get it: www.bovineuniversitypress.com
bovineuniversitypress.com
Bovine University Press
Boutique NZ publishing company responsible for SHAKESPEARE'S TROPES
002
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again I, a U2 hater, am spending a weekday morning entranced by the Million Dollar Hotel soundtrack.
000
Reposted by Jonny
Paul Brislen @brislen.nz · 17/09/2026
For those who want to know, what are the current freelance rates per word? Anyone? Last I paid was 60c/word but that was 15 years+ ago. I'm sure it has only gone up since then. 😐 www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Stuff seeks great new voices for NZ’s largest news platform
The country’s most popular news platform is throwing open its doors, seeking New Zealand’s next great social commentator, columnist, creator, visionary or cartoonist.
5134
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not like other guys. I'm istening to Mark Knopfler's 2009 release 'Get Lucky'.
030
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never forget... to listen to my playlist Music From and Inspired by The Tragedy 9/11 open.spotify.com/playlist/6XT...
open.spotify.com
Music from and inspired by the tragedy 9/11
000
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remember when I went to Pulp? That was fun as hell.
030
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wave THEM through. I am so tired of motoring enthusiasts thinking they are in charge of walking.
020
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
how's this going
100
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some days I think this may be one of the few truly perfect things the human project has ever achieved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGE...
youtube.com
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James & The Shondells
YouTube video by CaptnKiller
020
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger can't think of one sorry
110
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Another great day to listen to Paitin' the Town Brown (Ween Live '90-'98)
000
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Could we get some consistency around men's shirt sizes pls. I have shirts that fit ranging from S to XXXL. Two of my current favs are M and XXL. What gives.
120
Reposted by Jonny
Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Its cold, wet and windy, but lots of fun and there are loads of horney women.
717917
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't care what the weather says, Hamilton and Tauranga are not and will never be "main centres".
000
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Chris Hipkins shoudl say Labour want to fix the basics and build the future.
020
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Praying for an end to this tedious use of nouns as verbs a la "This is how we money"/ "Chocolate like nobody's watching". The pits. Maybe worse than the adjectives as nouns movement e.g. "Chasing Great"/ "Women Don't Owe You Pretty". Infantile.
120
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is my emotional support joke premise
021
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I see balder heads have prevailed www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Live: PM strips Chris Penk of his portfolios after ‘leadership challenge’
Christopher Luxon said Penk’s leadership challenge and resulting confidence vote made his “role untenable”.
060
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the nz national party: pack of messy Bs in it for The Drama
020
Reposted by Jonny
CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
National roll Luxon for Bishop who sacks Winston and calls a snap election, absolutely nailed on way to win the election by catching everyone on the hop.
6609
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Years ago I was at a campground with loads of kids around and I said "Fuck!" and my friend looked at me in an admonishing way, so to cover I said "...ing..."
050
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I see Luxon is calling a snap rejection
010
Reposted by Jonny
Kris B @krisb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, its the youths fault again. If I had a business offering unlimited product, but don't have unlimited products to sell, that's on me. www.rnz.co.nz/news/communi...
rnz.co.nz
Student surge during free power hour knocks out network
Dunedin students on free power deals are causing extreme peaks - leaving them cold and in the dark - and costing the lines company several hundred dollars to fix.
23110
Reposted by Jonny
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
41105062208
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ok i think we're done here www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
National’s new economic promise: Shrink government to stop the ‘next crisis’
The party announced three budget responsibility rules in a re-election pitch.
031
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I saw a New Yorker thing where some fulla said they asked a bunch of people what they did with their downtime before cellphones and nobody could remember. What a pile of horseshit.
100
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
W.A.S.P. - "Animal (L** Like A Flatfish)"
010
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
was that snow?
130
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
book yr tix imo
021
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RNZ straight up turned down blathering Luxon to go straight into the news.
171
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
but what if i don't want to see system of a down. what then.
430
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Trying to remember some of the silly little bands we used to do.
110
Reposted by Jonny
Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 28/07/2026
Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.
872476696
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it's cool when someone does a shakespeare and they go "actually it turns out this whole play, despite what you may have heard, is about my current politics specifically"
021
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Odysseus
021
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry but the new Strokes rekkid is really, honestly, truly great www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZdS...
youtube.com
The Strokes - Falling out of Love (Audio)
YouTube video by thestrokesVEVO
210
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The origin of this symbol is clear
031
Reposted by Jonny
Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Paul Cook turns 70 today. the Sex Pistols work in great part because of him: the steady, driving, rock center of the band. a version of "God Save the Queen" with just his drums and Lydon's vocal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk2K...
youtube.com
Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen - Isolated drums & vocals
YouTube video by Isolated Music Tracks
13810
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yep. It's for people who set goals and treat reading as something they *should* do, rather than something they like doing. And so they find and defend ways to cheat.
010
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OK here's the definitive answer to this: listening to an audiobook is not reading. Reading and listening are different. You process the stuff differently. Even though listening is not the same thing as reading, it is not morally corrupt to listen to an audiobook. kthxbi
251
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm selling an OG 1994 Smashing Pumpkins shirt on TradeMe. They can go for way more than this so if it's your thing then get amongst www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
trademe.co.nz
1994 Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt ORIGINAL VINTAGE | Trade Me Marketplace
I bought this back in the 90s and it's the genuine article.
100
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's coming home
000
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Been a while since a Lord Lucan sighting. Keep your eyes peeled, folks.
020
Jonny @fastercamels.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He’s a foolish and incurious fellow who mistakes the familiar for the superior
000