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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cant put the cart before the hotdog it just doesnt work like that
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lost me job!
static.klipy.com
Guess I'Ll Die Old Man
ALT: Guess I'Ll Die Old Man
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything costs a million dollars
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope the HOA chokes
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love. spaghetti
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to read the dutch language gives me heartburn
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The virtual insanity song playing as I slide into a volcano
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anytime I learn about more about caribbean history I hate christopher columbus even more
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Feeling absolutely insane seeing a balenciaga city bag resell for $1500, when it used to resell for only $200 back when I worked in consignment
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a hotdog named desire
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Missing my portport today :<
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Unknown musician from the 12th century Tr/st Aphex twin
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can we eat any food this summer or no?
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love when all the choices of a videogame ending are all heartbreaking endings
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think they should make another live action Avatar: Last Airbender series/movie but all the actors are 80+
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What is it with my family and not telling me when someone has died jfc
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Late to the game but expedition 33 is horrifically french
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Feeling absolutely not good about life lately!
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Are we just having a heat wave every week now?
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Should I go bald
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A recurring nightmare theme I have is being in my college's tower building elevator? Like it suddenly dropping, not having walls, going sideways really fast through a firey hell
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Birdie Tam @birdietam.art · 26/06/2026
Me: I'm won't draw dogs, there are just too many Also me: lemme make ALL the guinea pigs (enamel pins coming this autumn!)
Digital doodles of different types of guinea pigs designed by Birdie Tam.
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We all need emotional support trout
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amboo grease @tayuh.bike · 18/06/2026
gandolfini the white
James gandolfini in the sopranos in a white robe
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Vibecoding a guillotine
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Watched a video of a girl buying antique patterned display plates for a dinner party, so shes about to give everyone lead poisoning
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Melinda-wvu @melinda-wvu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
💯💯💯
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Absolute rage when someone sets a lunch meeting
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Everything costs $80
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
SaaS more like Ass
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
B2B more like Bullshit 2 Bullshit
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Saw too many antique vendors that display a huge american flag and also racist caricature dolls/images
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Making my own matcha drink with just water, no whisk, and a dream
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Pantrywoman @pantrywoman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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pearl @pearleyes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
zoooooooteddd
a sketchy of shaney's puppy on the good stuff
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Trying to send psychic knives at everyone with my mind during every work event
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Is there a womanosphere?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Theyve almost doubled my HOA fees since I moved in IM GONNA START EATING THESE WALLS
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I am forced to use AI at work and it is consistently failing me
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Putting out the most dark and evil vibes in my meetings today
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If one more bad thing happens today Im gonna crawl into a hole and bury myself
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
what people sound like when they say i asked claude
@Nemzsi

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold
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Lisa VanderPumpkin @fartbuff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Whenever I start a new series and theres a sexual assault scene
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie .
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