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Alice Roberts

@fartbaker.bsky.social
53 followers 55 following 747 posts

Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
So awarded
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LillyByte @lillybyte.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Just waaaaaitin' for that stroke... Any day now... 🫡
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
What is it called when you call the shoe store to buy some boots?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Summer salads
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
At least I haven’t been labeled a “misleading” account (yet)
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Music Box Magazine @musicboxonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Salieri says, "I hate Mozart."
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Roids P. Benchley, Chair of the Yoked Caucus @lolbrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Check out that crazy sausage
Big meat
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Super good effort!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I have been labeled an impersonator.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
African clawed frogs.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
I just heard a podcast interview with Robert Putnam in which he spoke positively about Nextdoor as a site where we can see real life social relationships and online relationships building social capital in a way that creates a positive "alloy" between IRL & online connection...has he seen Nextdoor?
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
homework done. time to do quasi-legal drugs. is weed still federally illegal in some form? whatever. i'm shooting up weed.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
anyone had any good hoof and mouth diseases lately?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
What’s up Theo? I went for a walk this morning!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Someone told me it’s “Come back to Church” day. Um, what’s my incentive to go?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
No regerts!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Repeal every negative energy? Being positive will attract negative energy. Be neutral then nothing wants you 😭
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
217% audio exposure LOL
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
The paint roller was invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
As a Shaker, Babbitt never patented any of her inventions.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
You must mean time of day. Everyone knows the sun turns off at night!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I thought sunshine was free????
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Those fools will be hurting
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Nordon’s pit of face eating leopards @elnordon.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
“Immigrants are a common target for their attacks and, as someone married to one, I sometimes physically bite my tongue to keep from responding” Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I might puke
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Couch surfing in my own house, cuz I got kicked out of bed for farting the national anthem
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Fat drunk a stupid is no watch to go there lige
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I’m so drunk
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Turnpenting
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
But who pays the waitstaff
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I hear lot is police sirens I think you’re taking this Friday the 13th too seriously
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
There’s gotta be a Bennington serving drink?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
53 seconds of invisible son by the political #falsetto #shroomz
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Lido who who whoa whoa whoa
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Lick or Longhorn
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Tailor Swiftly just singed to a 10 voicemail d Al ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜❤️
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
59 seconds, does it qualify?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Thinking of me Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Take that dropped box
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Take that Dropbox!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
So sexy makes want to lick a stamp without a prenup
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
You are popular at funerals
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Doing drugs
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Fuck me is s that kreed?
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