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Alice Roberts

@fartbaker.bsky.social
53 followers 55 following 747 posts

Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
So awarded
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LillyByte @lillybyte.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Just waaaaaitin' for that stroke... Any day now... 🫡
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
What is it called when you call the shoe store to buy some boots?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Summer salads
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Music Box Magazine @musicboxonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Salieri says, "I hate Mozart."
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Roids P. Benchley, Chair of the Yoked Caucus @lolbrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Check out that crazy sausage
Big meat
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I have been labeled an impersonator.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
African clawed frogs.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
I just heard a podcast interview with Robert Putnam in which he spoke positively about Nextdoor as a site where we can see real life social relationships and online relationships building social capital in a way that creates a positive "alloy" between IRL & online connection...has he seen Nextdoor?
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
homework done. time to do quasi-legal drugs. is weed still federally illegal in some form? whatever. i'm shooting up weed.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
anyone had any good hoof and mouth diseases lately?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Someone told me it’s “Come back to Church” day. Um, what’s my incentive to go?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
217% audio exposure LOL
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
The paint roller was invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
As a Shaker, Babbitt never patented any of her inventions.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
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Nordon’s pit of face eating leopards @elnordon.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
“Immigrants are a common target for their attacks and, as someone married to one, I sometimes physically bite my tongue to keep from responding” Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Couch surfing in my own house, cuz I got kicked out of bed for farting the national anthem
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Fat drunk a stupid is no watch to go there lige
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I’m so drunk
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Turnpenting
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I hear lot is police sirens I think you’re taking this Friday the 13th too seriously
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
53 seconds of invisible son by the political #falsetto #shroomz
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Lido who who whoa whoa whoa
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Tailor Swiftly just singed to a 10 voicemail d Al ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜❤️
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
59 seconds, does it qualify?
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Thinking of me Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Take that dropped box
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Take that Dropbox!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Doing drugs
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
YouTube poop Always gets the debatz Straight and knorrow
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Yooooooo You got what Eye kneed And your safe h s just a French And you said he’s just a freak Oh babies you You getting what I knees
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
How can a humans can mpete With ahastanr aI ;artificial Ilnteeegebce@) They so smart it’s huts imposing T em, we Kant Wynn So juz gibing M Yea that’s the secretary ! AO can’t replicated the humidity spiral Bee goosebumps Ain’t no au can’t believe that Love one other
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
My blood alcohol level is YES
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Hey it’s Friday the 13theenth! Let’s watch SlenderSalamanderMander
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
STop following me! I fart
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
DO not like this Poust!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Ok Time for Danger5 I’ll look at my NOTIFICATONZ
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
No major news organization is talking about how the entire Hamas initiative is based on the desire to shutdown the win 11 telemetry!?!?! (Except for Kevin from Montana, but he only has 3 subscribers)
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Hey! Just an update from the toilet (aka: sewer) of the internet:; No of this is real! &touch grass Foil Graz Mary Wanna Be OneDrive with Nature Touch Charles De Gallery Fuck it all Et All E.T. Phone Homework A. I. up to Poop Chute (Shoot?) Chemical Imbalances lead to new discoveries!
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Just work from home and drink on the job
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Oops, allowing videos was a mistake. Y’all craycray
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Dr. Matt Brousseau @capitalcityinc.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Brilliant.
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Alice Roberts @fartbaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Fuck you I say to no one in particular Wait I said that to a mailbox I am wandering around the neighborhood I am very drunk The streets have free Wi-Fi
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