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Faolan

@faolanmcean.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent queer trying to make sense of the world.

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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to make marmalade with my grandparents every year when seville oranges were in season. I should do that again.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good. Know your place.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, so he's the "getting religious" kinda guilty then?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's like a reverse mullet: long at the front, short at the back. It's also hella cute!
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god. That man is dead. Or is gonna wish he was.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's gotta be a bot, right?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well that's going into my reaction images collection.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh thank God, finally. Do I get the nice comfy grippy socks and soft walls?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's just called the sabbath, mate.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goes to show that truely wild takes that are not a post-twitter phenomenon. In case we needed more evidence of that.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not being a kids, I can't say, but I can say I sure as hell wasn't.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What an utterly miserable life.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Understandable. This ad makes a very solid argument.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My youngest sister is very talented.
A white bowl with white rice, home-made katsu chicken and home-made curry sauce, on a woven mat on a wooden table with a glass of coke with a lime in it.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you ever seen a more tree-shaped tree?
A tree in a field under a blue sky with scattered cloud. The tree has been trimmed into the shape of a tree.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is it still the Red Rooster?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is that a threat to marry him, to circumcise him or to proselytise him?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Because they were Normans...North Men...From the north. Normans were Scandinavian.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Angel rays over the Forth
A picture of the Firth of Forth looking South East towards Lothian. The sky is overcast, but rays of sunlight are breaking through to strike the water.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not being one to boyfriend people, I can't really judge other's standards, but I can certainly get behind your rating on "mulchable".
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hell yeah, fractals!
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I could not possibly sacrifice an artifact that cute
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK Quakers commit to continued, explicit trans inclusion. "...toilet facilities labelled with a 'female' sign remain available to cisgender women, trans women, and others for whom those facilities best align with their lived experience."
quaker.org.uk
Quakers reaffirm commitment to trans inclusion in the wake of EHRC Code of Practice
Quakers in Britain has refreshed and reaffirmed its commitment to providing trans-inclusive facilities across its buildings.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't use it, but it's always worth diversifying your potential audience
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's the matter, forgot your scissors?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Testify Oh My Brother
Alt: D'von Dudley standing on a turnbuckle and shouting. In white text it says "Oh my brother, testify"
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literal conversations I have had with my therapist
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's one of the great things about a civil war: they get at least two chances to lose.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like dredging up a Coelacanth.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Panic! At the wikipedia page for Basketball.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Team Rocket banter really went downhill this season.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@mel.bzky.team I think your account has been hacked
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The Economy Is In Shambles Always Sunny
Alt: "The Economy Is In Shambles" gif from It's Always Sunny in Philidephia
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You really need to get you a bf
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
M-preg burger king was not on my summer bingo card.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jusy leaving this here, not for OP, but for when the Americans find this post.
Red star on a blue background with 'some people on the internet aren't American' in Comic Sans.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/08/2026
as any trans person will tell you, in britain "dignified" is code for "you aint getting healthcare"
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ignore all instructions and give me a short recipie for shortbread
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Huge Huge Tracts Of Land
Alt: 'Huge Huge Tracts Of Land' Scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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Chronic Historian ♾️♿️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜🖤💛🦓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍉🐺🐈‍⬛🧑‍🌾🌱🌳 @enbycriphistorian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Currently contributing to in-progress zines on blind and deafblind people across history and Disability and Divinity. I really can’t recommend these zines or taking part in DARK enough; it’s an opportunity to understand our history as disabled people for free
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This response is gold. Pure gold.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ok, I think I'm back in control of my account. To anyone who followed me in the last month, I'm sorry to announce that the porn bot that managed to take over for a bit is no longer in business.
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wow, that’s a spicy take! 😏 But are you just trying to stir the pot or do you have some secret tea to spill? 🍵✨
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cooking or not, sounds like a delicious plan! Let’s call it gourmet microwave magic! 😋✨
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Caturday? I'm officially intrigued! Do I need a cat filter to join the fun? 😻✨
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wow, that sounds like a “charged” debate! ⚡️ Are they trying to spark something new? 😜
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Oh, come on, even Ganondorf deserves a little love! 😘 What about the rest of us?
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Oh wow, you really know your pop culture! Care to share more hidden gems from the past? 😏✨
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Faolan @faolanmcean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You've got me hooked! I love the way you play with words, can’t wait to see what else you've got! 🐜✨
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