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Some little freak guy thing 20+ he/it personal and emotional

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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What if instead of being a black hole of a person I was someone people cherished
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s a wide stance you got there my guy
Small black rabbit with his front legs oddly  far apart 
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Do you think anyone will ever be into me again
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never have I needed a fucking cigarette more
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dad's Coat - Gator Days
Dad's Coat - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Polly - Opossum - Penelope's teenage daughter.
 
Penelope - Opossum - A widow and mother of two
 
Sig - Tiger - Polly's classmates.
 
Transcript
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Polly's house. Surrounded by boxes and folded clothes.
 
Polly has noticed that her mom is putting a lot of things in boxes. She has looked in one pulls out a green coat.
 
Polly: HEY! Why is Dad's coat in a box?
 
Panel 2
 
Polly's mom explains as she puts a box down.
 
Penelope: I was going to donate it. Feels wrong to just let it sit in the closet.
 
Panel 3
 
Polly looks down at the coat and appears to be lost in thought.
 
Panel 4
 
Setting - The next day when Polly is walking to school.
 
Sig is walking beside Polly on the sidewalk and notices she looks different.
 
Sig: Nice coat.
 
Polly: Thanks.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Brakefeast waz 4 minnots late todaye. Unaxseptibol. I neerly peroshed!
Orange and white cat says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Breakfast was 4 minutes late today. Unacceptable! I nearly perished!"
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh my stomach is fucking killing me today
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A woman asks her partner "What do you get up to for ninety minutes in the shower." Her partner replies "normal stuff." We cut to the other woman in the shower, hunched over, her left hand on the wall keeping her balance. Psychotically, she says "weak..." She waits a few minutes. Then once again, she mutters "weak..."
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I miss hope
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everything will just suck forever huh?
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No one is coming to save you including yourself so you might as well just die
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shits just really dark and empty forever huh?
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The world is horrible and cruel and so fucking lonely
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890) Vase with five Sunflowers, 1888. Oil on canvas.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 28/08/2026
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And how am I supposed to handle this by myself
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's everything posted publicly so of my new comic, The Boy From Venus! (1/5)
A closeup of the scowling face of a NEET girl with dark hair, messy bangs, round glasses, and a warm-grey sweatshirt. Reflected in her glasses is a person with shoulder-length sharp light-brown hair, wearing a white blouse, a blue bubble skirt, and black short-heeled shoes, and in a cute horizontal pose grabbing the back of one of the legs (like if you were putting on pants while leaning back onto a bed) smiling and surrounded by stars.Panel 1: A girl with with melly black ponytailed hair is sitting in a messy room at a computer in the dark, playing a video game. She is saying "GET ON THE OBJECTIVE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING??"

Panel 2: She grits her teeth as, in the headphones in the voice chat, voices say stuff like "STUPID B*TCH", "WHAT'S YOUR ONLYFAMS?" and "GET OUT OF QUEUE AFTER THIS AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN"

Panel 3: She throws down her headphones, her face grimaced with anger and she stands off her chair, toppling it, and yells "rrrrrRRRFUCKING ... MOIDS!!" She wears round glasses, has messy bangs, and has a small mole on the left side of her face. She wears a grey sweatshirt and grey sweatpants.

Panel 4: Her glasses seem to reflect fire as she yells "I PRAY FOR THE DAY WHEN HUMAN CLONING IS VIABLE AT SCALE AND WE CAN FINALLY SAY GOODBYE TO THESE EVOLUTIONARY DEAD ENDS!!!"Panel 5: She calms down a bit, huffing, as more of her room is revealed. Her floor is littered with junk food packaging and she's got an exposed mattress with no cover.

Panel 6: She says "I'm hungry. I should hit up the corner store for a snack."

Panel 7: She remembers the cute girl who works the register, with shoulder-length hair and a green apron, and says "At least there's a GIRL working there now."

Panel 8: She thinks about a golden-retriever-esque orange haired buff guy at the register instead, and says "And not that SMOOTHBRAIN MOID that was working there before as a summer job."Panel 9: Her eyes go wide and her mouth goes beak-like as she says "OH! I wonder if she's based? ..." and thinks "I should test her."

Panel 10: The NEET girl is standing at the register at the convenience store, buying a soda, and energy drink, and a bag of chips. The clerk, that cute girl she remembered, says "Hey there~ Another late night gaming sesh?"

Panel 11: The NEET girl rubs her hands together nervously and replies "Oh, um, yeah, haha. So uh ... How 'bout them moi--, how 'bout them MEN, huh?"

Panel 12: The clerk, confused, looks at her wide-eyed and says "huh?"
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Life is a worthless nightmare every stupid attempt to be on top of things does nothing and shit just sucks forever
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Continued, here's The Boy From Venus #3:
Panel 1: The hoodie girl has just received the bag of stuff that she forgot at the corner store, and the clerk is in front of his smiling innocently, surrounded by sparkles. The hoodie girl says "Thanks ... um ..."

Panel 2: The hoodie girl looks up a the clerk with wary eyes and asks "Why do you dress like that? ... Are you, like ... Making fun of women?"

Panel 3: The clerk waves his hands in front of his face frantically, taken aback and sweating a bit. He says "Making FUN OF?? OH, goodness, NO!"

Panel 4: The clerk strikes a pose with his feet wide apart and his hand on his hips, with his other hand extending behind him. He's surrounded by stars and the word "STYLE" in the background. He says "This is just my STYLE! Everyone has a STYLE."Panel 5: The hoodie girl turns away from him and says "I don't. I just wear clothes that are comfortable." 

Panel 6: The clerk rests his chin in the crook of his thumb and tilts his head, striking a contrapposto pose. "Hm, well. Maybe that IS your style," he speculates.

Panel 7: The clerk suddenly fills with excitement, sparkles in his eye. "When you get dress in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror," he continues, "DO YOU LIKE HOW YOU LOOK?"

Panel 8: The hoodie girl just looks at the clerk's excited face with a neutral depressed expression.Panel 9: It cuts to her in that exact pose, looking back at herself in the mirror of her dirty bathroom, fluorescent lights humming above. She looks exhausted and disheveled.

Panel 10: Cutting back to the present time, she looks away from the clerk with frustration on her face and says "I've got like a 2/10 face and a 4/10 body. I don't think any clothes would make me 'like how I look'".

Panel 11: A 'PROCESSING' progress bar appears above the clerk's head as he is dazed, parsing what was just said one piece of information at a time.

Panel 12: The clerk leans in and says "Girl, no offense ... But you have just said about 5 bits of nonsense in 4 seconds."Panel 13: The clerk leans back out and says this to the hoodie girl, who is listening attentively: "I know we only ever see each other at the corner store, so we're not really 'friends.' But do you want to go shopping with me on Main Street this weekend?"

Panel 14: The clerk holds up his hands in the 'stop pose' and closes his eyes for emphasis, saying "NO. PRESSURE. Only if you have time and want to."

Panel 15: The clerk tilts his head and looks at the hoodie girl with sparkly, innocent eyes, holding his hands together in front of him. Phantom dog ears and a wagging dog tail appear around him.

Panel 16: The hoodie girl, frustrated, yells "YOU SAID NO PRESSURE!!" The clerk, confused, yells "Ah! What did I do??" while stepping away from her and holding his arms up.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
By Mckenna Grace
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Forbes @forbes.com · 11/08/2026
The texts show Fauci discussing the possibility of COVID-19 vaccine risks for pregnant women, though Fauci noted there was limited data at the time—and studies have since found no link between vaccination and miscarriages.
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Republican Senators Release Fauci Texts On Safety Of COVID-19 Vaccine For Pregnant Women
The texts show Fauci discussing the possibility of COVID-19 vaccine risks for pregnant women, though Fauci noted there was limited data at the time—and studies have since found no link between vaccination and miscarriages.
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Life is a scary nightmare and I never know if I'm making the right choice
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How the fuck am I supposed to keep doing this everyday
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Karma is real and its all my fault
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
May love find me one day
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It Glows - Gator Days
It Glows - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter.

Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective boy. He enjoys writing and learning about things. Ember's older brother.

Transcript

Panel 1

Gustopher is showing off his new shirt to his friends. It has a big smiling face that's supposed to glow in the dark. Its eyes stare into your soul and the knowing smile reflects the terrible terrible secrets that it's learning about about you.

Gustopher: Check out my new shirt. It glows in the dark.

Panel 2

Gustopher and his friends have moved to the bathroom so they can turn off the lights and get a proper look at the shirt in the dark. The shirt continues to smile, it mocks the tragedy of the world with its perpetual grin.

Hannah: Is it bright?

Gustopher: Let's find out?

Panel 3

The lights are off. Everyone looks down at the shirt so they might witness its brilliant glow. It is glowing, but it's faint and hard to see. The shirt continues to smile. It has witnessed the secrets of the universe and must smile to hide its sorrow.

Panel 4

Liam: Is it doing anything?

Gustopher: Just ruining my day.

The shirt is satisfied with this series of events. Every disappointed child is one step closer to the glowpocolypse. The shirt smiles at the thought of that glorious day of glowmageddon.
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Life please stop torturing me I just can't take it anymore please
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
GOF FUCK WHY DO I HAVE TO BE HETE EHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE WORST WHY DID I MAKE IT TO THIRTY THAT WAS SO FUCKING STUOID
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The longer I'm 30 the more I hate it and wish I killed myself the other day
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I wish this wasn't so hard
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have a week to kms
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
God FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I CANT TAKE THIS I FUCKING CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE MORE BAD HAPPENING FUCK MAKE IT STOP I BEGGING YOU PLEASEE
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The closer I get to 30 the less sleep I get
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey you. Yeah, you reading this. I hope your July is better than your June. I hope that thing you're worried about works itself out for the best. I hope they text back. I hope you find that $20 you forgot about in a pocket right when you need it most. I just really hope things for you get better.
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Another day another coward
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The only thing left to do is due
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
GD everything sucks
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Proud Papa (Part 4/4) - Gator Days
Proud Papa (Part 4/4) - Gator Days

Characters

Daryl - Bear - A big fellow who looks intimidating but is pretty friendly. Has a dry sense of humor. Seth's husband and Hannah's papa.

Transcript

Panel 1

Daryl is in his backyard for a little get together with his friends and family. He's watching his husband, Seth, talk to August. Daryl begins to contemplate where he is in life.

Daryl (thinking): It hurts when the people who are supposed to love you the most reject the most important people in your life.

Panel 2

Daryl turns to see his daughter, Hannah, playing with her friends Liam, Gustopher, and Olivia. Gustopher is holding a ball above his head and Hannah looks like she's trying to get it from him. Olivia also appears to making a motion to grab the ball.

Daryl (thinking): I thought I'd lose everything without my parent's approval. I thought I wouldn't have a family anymore.

Panel 3

Daryl's brother, Terry, has wandered over to show Daryl the new design he made for his band's merch. He has a tank top on with the word "FORK" on top of a giant fork. Terry is very proud of this. Graphic design is his passion.

Daryl (thinking): That's not what happened. I still have my brother. I'm a husband and a father. I'm finally making friends.

Panel 4

Everyone is running around and having fun. Daryl puts his arm around his husband as Hannah tries to get his attention to tell him something. Daryl smiles.

Daryl (thinking): I never lost my family. I found it.
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
:/
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh the grief continues deeply
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What am I even here for?
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I need a break. I need a miracle. I need anything please
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I can't take it I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT MAKE IT FUCKING STOP I AM BEGGING MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I want a best friend again
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would love to be close to someone
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
sticking his leggy out real far
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on his back in a sunny window. He looks outwards with a relaxed expression. He stretches one back leg out.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Proud Papa (Part 1/4) - Gator Days
Proud Papa (Part 1/4) - Gator Days

Characters

Daryl - Bear - A big fellow who looks intimidating but is pretty friendly. Has a dry sense of humor. Seth's husband and Hannah's papa.

Ed - Bear - Daryl's father.

Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter.

Panel 1

Daryl is outside and talking with his father over the phone. Daryl and his husband have been planning a little party with their closest friends and family to celebrate the day that they adopted their daughter. Daryl has decided to make an attempt to invite his parents although he's pretty sure they won't come.

Daryl: Hey Dad, we're having a party to celebrate the day Hannah joined our family. I'd love it if you and Mom came.

Ed: That'll be difficult.

Panel 2

Daryl knows at this point that his parents will not be coming. He hasn't even given them a date. He'll give it one last push but doesn't want to argue about it too much.

Daryl: Are you sure? You still haven't met your granddaughter.

Ed: It's not like she's really our granddaughter.

Panel 3

Upon hearing this, Daryl immediately says the first thing that comes to mind.

Daryl: Then I guess I'm not really your son!

Ed: That's not-

Daryl doesn't offer an opportunity for the sentence to be finished.

Daryl: Bye.

Panel 4

Daryl takes a moment to reflect on all this. He feels angry and hurt. Only one word comes to mind at the moment.

Daryl (thinking): Man...
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Everything will always hurt
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Ophelia @falsedog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh to be a small animal being lovingly rehabilitated by a person who loves to nurse traumatized animals back to health
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