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Falquan

@falquan.bsky.social
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A 🏳️‍🌈 software developer with a penchant for food, wine, and Japan. Amongst other things. SF based, Cleveland born and raised. Probably don’t look at my likes and follows unless you’re of age in your country. Thanks!

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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 16h
When I grow up I want to be Frank.
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a clown moves into the palace, he doesn’t become a king; the palace becomes a circus.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t have an NYT sub to read the full article, but assuming this quote is accurate, this is about the most dangerous thing someone could do or say particularly in that role in public health. To echo some of the comments, I wish media would stop using “skeptic,” and use what it really is: denial.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just a little prick! #justStickItIn #itsNotLittleItsAVeryReasonableSizedPrick #5GServiceRestored #getYourDamnVaccinations
Arm with bandaid post-vaccination
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This man is incompetent. Get rid of him immediately. This has been debunked countless times. Enough is enough. We have measles back and now this? It’s 2026. Learn how science works. www.instagram.com/reel/DdZu8yR...
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn’t technically read this all the way through, and am emotional over it, so don’t use me as a credible source. But, we’re literally cooked, aren’t we? #likeClimateChangeIsRealScoob #weCantBeThisStupidOhWait apple.news/A4_r9eQCjSz6...
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EPA eliminates rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants — The Associated Press
The Environmental Protection Agency is repealing rules that limit planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants fueled by coal and natural gas, an action the agency said would save industr...
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Huh. I think we might be headed for an economic depression. I love cabbage, but…seriously? apple.news/AtQdQEVlETyK... #hardTacUsDelicious #lookAwayNothingToSeeHere #duh
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Give Cabbage A Delicious Upgrade With A Canned Soup That Might Already Be In Your Pantry — Tasting Table
Cabbage can be a flavor powerhouse, especially when paired with this canned soup that wins points for both flavor and ease, as it may already be in your pantry.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a bonus, this implies the existence of top, bottom, and, verse, steak and chicken. #pride #bacockYourTruth #hotBeefInjectionIfYoureIntoIt
A receipt showing 1 side chicken and 1 side steak from a restaurant
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a bonus, this implies the existence of top, bottom, and, verse, steak and chicken. #pride #bacockYourTruth #hotBeefInjectionIfYoureIntoIt
Side chicken 
Side steak
On a receipt
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I may not be in labor, but for all that have been and are, I salute you. #waitNotThatKindOfLabor #mpregIsIconic #fatherForgiveMyBoursins #aRatHelpedMe
A hamburger covered in mushrooms and onions cooked in port wine, with Boursin used on the bun. Ratatouille on the side.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We’ve become the weirdest, backward, unserious country in the world. And it’s dispiciable the incredibly powerful and wealthy love it.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This shit, as I think the kids say, slaaaapppps… #kimchiTomatoSalad #theKatsuIsIncidental #itsNotJustBanchanWhenItsThatGood
Tomato “kimchi”The tomato “kimchi” served with cucumber salad and chicken katsu
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“So he took me. Right there behind the sausage and pepper stand.” #spicyItalianSausage #pictureIt #itsNotLikeItWasFrontOfEverybody
Sausage and peppers in a panSausage and peppers in a tortilla
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s a good job we put a crackpot lawyer and a conman in charge of health. Finally measles, pertussis and all that good stuff has a chance to kill our kids again. Now where’s my freedom lettuce? /s
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!” #buttermilkIBarelyKnowEr #batterUp #notTheMorningIDontDoMornings
A platter full of buttermilk waffles
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ugh. What a tragedy for the US. Who is ever going to want to work here when we’re this hostile to science and critical thinking? Please save us, rest of the world. 😭
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ugh. Everything’s diarrhea. So glad our HHS bro is on top of it and not hosting his own bullshit cooking show to promote himself instead of doing his goddamned job. www.kron4.com/news/califor...
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Salmonella linked to jalapenos in 27 states, including California
(KRON) — A Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeno peppers has now impacted people across 27 states, including California. That’s the latest from the Centers for Disease Control and Prev…
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I tried a thing for the first time in 30 years. #whatDidYouCallMe #yeastInfection
4 weirdly shaped mini baguettes just out of the oven.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Laissez les bons temps rouler. #laRoux #trinity #dodgeThis #andThisIsMyWifeOkra
The bowl of gumbo, served on brown rice
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Char-siu? I barely know Siu! #withTomatoesAndCornForFusionPurposes #notTheSameAsPorkBelly #mostlyADeliveryDeviceForOysterAndHoisinSauce
A pork tenderloin roasted in sauceSliced pork tenderloinA tomato and mozzarella saladThe sliced pork tenderloin with an ear of corn on top
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I can’t believe it took me this long. The United States is just The Apprentice. All the memes, the gaslighting, the outrageous screaming at everyone. It’s the same thing. We are living in a shitty reality show, hosted by the same asshole. And I hate reality TV.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🎶White people taco night🎶 #butIMadeTheSalsa #rollingTheDiceOnThisCilantro
Three crunchy tacos with ground chicken, salsa, pickled onions, and cilantro on a plate
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Drug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is all I need to hear.
The false positive was from a totes different Taylor supplier farm than the one that supplied the Taco Bell restaurants that are linked to disease transmission
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no, there goes Tokyo; Go go #gaspacho! #asTimCurryAlmostSaidSPAIN #huhMyMargaritaIMeanBlenderDoesOtherThings #produceIveNeverEvenConjugated
A bowl of gazpacho, croutons and sliced cherry tomatoes on top; sprinkle of cilantro.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, Summer. I have sailed oceans of mediocre grocery store produce to be with you. #someoneBoughtAllTheBurrata #nowThatsATomatoOfADifferentColor #cornWorkIsWork #supportYourLocalFarmers
A tomato, mozzarella, and basil salad.A large piece of corn sticking out from 3 pieces of pork tenderloin.
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My favorite bacon purveyor sent me some cool stickers! Thanks www.bentonscountryham.com Placement of said stickers is entirely coincidental. #iSwear #smokeEmIfYouGotEm #ifYoureACardiologistSeeingThisNoYoureNot
Two stickers, one of a pig, one of a skillet. Both say “Benton’s Bacon & Country Ham.” The pig sticker just happens to be above the skillet.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, it’s been 250 years. We have lots to fix and lots to be hopeful about. A multicultural meal is the way. #teaSmokedRibsSorta #deadlyNightshadeTomatoSalad #maizeObviously #sangriaBecauseOfCourse
A pitcher of white sangriaA rack of ribs glazed with Japanese style barbecue sauceA plate with ribs, corn on the cob, and tomato saladA plate with the same but with a glass of sangria
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Marcie hopefully approves of my (not peppermint) Patty melt. But we all know patty melted… 😏 #provoloneIsAChoice #onionsIBarelyKnewYuns #iveMissedCastIron
Two patty melt sandwiches in the panOne patty melt sandwich on the bun with mustard and parsley
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I want to be José Andrés when I grow up. youtu.be/XM6fwb_51hc
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José Andrés Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live
Alt: Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live on this planet anymore
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Miss you, Anne Burrell! #brownFoodTastesGood #neverLeaveOutTheVegetables #myCabbages #neverLeaveADeepFryerAloneSomeoneWillAddStuff
A “blooming onion” and Yukon gold potato chips fresh out the fryer.ATK-recipe based super crunchy fried 
chicken thighs. A plate of crunchy chicken, a drizzle of Asian bbq sauce and the potato chips.
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And yet, MAHA doctors claimed that putting Kennedy in power was the “only way” to save vaccines. And medical leaders praised them!
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MAHA Doctors Promised Kennedy Would be the Savior of Vaccines. What Happened Next?
It was a mistake to treat bad faith political actors as wise medical sages. Children are paying the price today.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Vaccines are humanity's greatest scientific achievement.
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Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given HPV vaccine
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Our ex FDA leaders sought to censor studies showing this vaccine was safe.
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F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hope this pans out. What a game changer. youtube.com/shorts/IgJat...
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Scientists Create Indestructible Medicine
YouTube video by Dr Ben Miles
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So, hear me out. Apple. Barbecue. Sauce. On pork ribs. It’s like pork chops and applesauce but on another level. #betterThanSevenMinuteAbs #theresAnAppleForThat #dontForgetTheAcid
Pork ribs, roasted with an apple-based barbecue sauce.A plate with the ribs, an ear of corn on the cob and cucumber salad with carrot and parsley.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And we MUST update vaccine protocols to include *everyone* and make sure insurance covers it. Yet again, a cheap vaccine or years of cancer treatments? The quality of life increases and healthcare savings make it a complete no-brainer.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just the pro tip: never roast chicken thighs over vegetables and potatoes for an hour and a half at 325°F unless you are bulking. Or hungry. Or like food. #refrigeratorVelcro #bringOutYourDeadVeggieDrawer #crispySkin #thisIsNoTimeForSPF100
4 chicken thighs roasted over assorted vegetablesA plated version of the chicken with roasted vegetables.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy Pride! #lgbtSandwich #iHopeItsNotTheOnlySandwichIHave #thinkersCafePortreroHill
A bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado (guacamole) sandwich from Thinker’s Cafe in SF
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Their legacy
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A Google engineer made $1.2M on Polymarket betting on who would be announced as the most searched person of the year was just arrested for insider trading. People need to realize only government officials get away with that blatant a degree of insider trading.
npr.org
DOJ charges Google staffer over Polymarket trades netting $1.2 million
It's the second known case of the federal government filing criminal charges against someone who allegedly used insider information to make a large profit on a prediction market site.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I assume the conversation was something like this: “No one can afford groceries right now.” “But can we make more profit?” “Of course, just add 10 cents of packaging and price it 3 dollars more.” “I love this country.”
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Jonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Pfizer, Moderna COVID vaccines 70% to 76% effective against severe illness in kids in 2022, data suggest" Incredible that some doctors devoted their nearly their entire pandemic output to making sure kids didn't get this vaccine.
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Pfizer, Moderna COVID vaccines 70% to 76% effective against severe illness in kids in 2022, data suggest
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That’s what happens when you destroy the greatest research infrastructure in the world & promote pseudoscience. An unfun fact: The US now has no confirmed CDC director, no FDA commissioner, no Surgeon General. Our NIH director is a laptop MD. China is spending more on R&D than we are. 🧪
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Who’s gonna be surprised if Trump says Taiwan should join China?
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s from the 70’s and I halped! #theBoxWasABitHairySoIMadeMyOwn #accidentallyCookedTheAsparagusToTenderInsteadOfMush #imGoingOffOfTheRailsCauseTheresNoGravyTrain
A breaded pork chop that looks like Shake ‘n Bake with asparagus and mashed potatoes.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh for fucks sake AP, everyone with a brain knows why the CDC is missing. You, of all mainstream media, should be better than this clickbait bullshit that doesn’t immediately condemn the people who caused this problem in the first place.
apnews.com: Experts wonder 'Where is the CDC?' as a hantavirus outbreak unfolds on a cruise ship
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
RFK Jr. is a lying evil quack and also a crackpot, and because of this *people will suffer and many will die*.
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Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yaas Queen!
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