Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15hWell, that goes without saying. #iCanProvideMusic #iAlsoAcceptSausage #sauerkrautIsNice 000
Reposted by FalquanDr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When a clown moves into the palace, he doesn’t become a king; the palace becomes a circus. 1615327
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve gotten only 2 pieces of sage advice in my life: “Wait till you turn 30 and sit on your balls for the first time.” “You’re over 35 now, you can’t trust a fart.” 001
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t have an NYT sub to read the full article, but assuming this quote is accurate, this is about the most dangerous thing someone could do or say particularly in that role in public health. To echo some of the comments, I wish media would stop using “skeptic,” and use what it really is: denial. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just a little prick! #justStickItIn #itsNotLittleItsAVeryReasonableSizedPrick #5GServiceRestored #getYourDamnVaccinations 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This man is incompetent. Get rid of him immediately. This has been debunked countless times. Enough is enough. We have measles back and now this? It’s 2026. Learn how science works. www.instagram.com/reel/DdZu8yR...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I didn’t technically read this all the way through, and am emotional over it, so don’t use me as a credible source. But, we’re literally cooked, aren’t we? #likeClimateChangeIsRealScoob #weCantBeThisStupidOhWait apple.news/A4_r9eQCjSz6...apple.newsEPA eliminates rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants — The Associated PressThe Environmental Protection Agency is repealing rules that limit planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants fueled by coal and natural gas, an action the agency said would save industr... 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Huh. I think we might be headed for an economic depression. I love cabbage, but…seriously? apple.news/AtQdQEVlETyK... #hardTacUsDelicious #lookAwayNothingToSeeHere #duhapple.newsGive Cabbage A Delicious Upgrade With A Canned Soup That Might Already Be In Your Pantry — Tasting TableCabbage can be a flavor powerhouse, especially when paired with this canned soup that wins points for both flavor and ease, as it may already be in your pantry. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a bonus, this implies the existence of top, bottom, and, verse, steak and chicken. #pride #bacockYourTruth #hotBeefInjectionIfYoureIntoIt 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a bonus, this implies the existence of top, bottom, and, verse, steak and chicken. #pride #bacockYourTruth #hotBeefInjectionIfYoureIntoIt 001
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I may not be in labor, but for all that have been and are, I salute you. #waitNotThatKindOfLabor #mpregIsIconic #fatherForgiveMyBoursins #aRatHelpedMe 001
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We’ve become the weirdest, backward, unserious country in the world. And it’s dispiciable the incredibly powerful and wealthy love it. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This shit, as I think the kids say, slaaaapppps… #kimchiTomatoSalad #theKatsuIsIncidental #itsNotJustBanchanWhenItsThatGood 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“So he took me. Right there behind the sausage and pepper stand.” #spicyItalianSausage #pictureIt #itsNotLikeItWasFrontOfEverybody 020
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s a good job we put a crackpot lawyer and a conman in charge of health. Finally measles, pertussis and all that good stuff has a chance to kill our kids again. Now where’s my freedom lettuce? /s 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!” #buttermilkIBarelyKnowEr #batterUp #notTheMorningIDontDoMornings 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ugh. What a tragedy for the US. Who is ever going to want to work here when we’re this hostile to science and critical thinking? Please save us, rest of the world. 😭 010
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ugh. Everything’s diarrhea. So glad our HHS bro is on top of it and not hosting his own bullshit cooking show to promote himself instead of doing his goddamned job. www.kron4.com/news/califor...kron4.comSalmonella linked to jalapenos in 27 states, including California(KRON) — A Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeno peppers has now impacted people across 27 states, including California. That’s the latest from the Centers for Disease Control and Prev… 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I tried a thing for the first time in 30 years. #whatDidYouCallMe #yeastInfection 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Laissez les bons temps rouler. #laRoux #trinity #dodgeThis #andThisIsMyWifeOkra 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Char-siu? I barely know Siu! #withTomatoesAndCornForFusionPurposes #notTheSameAsPorkBelly #mostlyADeliveryDeviceForOysterAndHoisinSauce 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I can’t believe it took me this long. The United States is just The Apprentice. All the memes, the gaslighting, the outrageous screaming at everyone. It’s the same thing. We are living in a shitty reality show, hosted by the same asshole. And I hate reality TV. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026🎶White people taco night🎶 #butIMadeTheSalsa #rollingTheDiceOnThisCilantro 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If we were in any way serious about rule of law and oath to the constitution, the president should be arrested first. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I was happy once. I think it was the time before I was born. 010
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026🙄 Remember when that would END a candidacy? Pepperidge Farms remembers. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I wonder when the spin of, “see? Corporations can do this, we don’t need government,” will happen. 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh no, there goes Tokyo; Go go #gaspacho! #asTimCurryAlmostSaidSPAIN #huhMyMargaritaIMeanBlenderDoesOtherThings #produceIveNeverEvenConjugated 031
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026<sarcasm>That cyclospora looks amazing!</sarcasm> I love a Greek salad—opa! 120
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We had 600+ in San Francisco in 2020. Doors and windows closed (you’ll still smell smoke). Don’t go out unless you have to: N95s required and yes, your eyes will burn. I hate to see my midwestern peeps dealing with this—be safe! 020
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026That’s… awful. I’m from Cleveland—we used to head there for a visit to the big city. This hurts.static.klipy.comBoy with 'We're Not Gonna Make It' MemeALT: Boy with 'We're Not Gonna Make It' Meme 110
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026<sarcasm>121? Call me when it hits 600, says me from San Francisco in 2020</sarcasm> Wow, Chicago being that bad? That’s… awful. What a shame we didn’t know what was causing this 30, 60, 90 years ago… 😩 110
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Oh, Summer. I have sailed oceans of mediocre grocery store produce to be with you. #someoneBoughtAllTheBurrata #nowThatsATomatoOfADifferentColor #cornWorkIsWork #supportYourLocalFarmers 010
Reposted by Falquan👻 Amy Spooky Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣 1056259203768
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My favorite bacon purveyor sent me some cool stickers! Thanks www.bentonscountryham.com Placement of said stickers is entirely coincidental. #iSwear #smokeEmIfYouGotEm #ifYoureACardiologistSeeingThisNoYoureNot 010
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I know I shouldn’t be surprised at this point but, holy fuck. I bet we’ll never attempt to track how many deaths this causes also.static.klipy.comProfessor Farnsworth: I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet AnymoreAlt: Professor Farnsworth: I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet Anymore 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Well, it’s been 250 years. We have lots to fix and lots to be hopeful about. A multicultural meal is the way. #teaSmokedRibsSorta #deadlyNightshadeTomatoSalad #maizeObviously #sangriaBecauseOfCourse 010
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Marcie hopefully approves of my (not peppermint) Patty melt. But we all know patty melted… 😏 #provoloneIsAChoice #onionsIBarelyKnewYuns #iveMissedCastIron 010
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I want to be José Andrés when I grow up. youtu.be/XM6fwb_51hcyoutu.beJosé Andrés Eats His Last MealYouTube video by Mythical Kitchen 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comProfessor Farnsworth I Dont Want To LiveAlt: Professor Farnsworth I Dont Want To Live on this planet anymore 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Miss you, Anne Burrell! #brownFoodTastesGood #neverLeaveOutTheVegetables #myCabbages #neverLeaveADeepFryerAloneSomeoneWillAddStuff 010
Reposted by FalquanJonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And yet, MAHA doctors claimed that putting Kennedy in power was the “only way” to save vaccines. And medical leaders praised them!sciencebasedmedicine.orgMAHA Doctors Promised Kennedy Would be the Savior of Vaccines. What Happened Next?It was a mistake to treat bad faith political actors as wise medical sages. Children are paying the price today. 1289
Reposted by FalquanDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Vaccines are humanity's greatest scientific achievement.bbc.co.ukCervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given HPV vaccineA new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008. 81048276
Reposted by FalquanJonathan Howard @joho.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Our ex FDA leaders sought to censor studies showing this vaccine was safe.nytimes.comF.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe 06215
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I hope this pans out. What a game changer. youtube.com/shorts/IgJat...youtube.comScientists Create Indestructible MedicineYouTube video by Dr Ben Miles 000
Falquan @falquan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026So, hear me out. Apple. Barbecue. Sauce. On pork ribs. It’s like pork chops and applesauce but on another level. #betterThanSevenMinuteAbs #theresAnAppleForThat #dontForgetTheAcid 010