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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've ever taken an art history class, you know that professors can spend an entire lecture deconstructing one famous painting. They'll do that someday with this photo. The smug look on Schmitt's face. Kennedy's helpful hand. And best of all, the aide -- face hidden, torso with red tie exposed.
February 3, 2024

J.P. Cooney: Hey man. Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack? J.P. Cooney: Damn. Thank you for saving- but we are good. Ask Harbach. Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.

February 2, 2024

Fani Willis acknowledges personal AILA RENA
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is “wealthy Americans” being used as a euphemism for Nazi Americans? I kinda feel like it is, and it isn’t even subtle.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Skeptical that this is a real Trump voter given how informed he seems to be about actual facts, but I do believe there is a not insignificant amount of Trump voters who are super effing pissed…especially when the pump clicks off and they see that final dollar amount.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL…Cyber Trucks showing up on Carfax listings…
Screenshot of a Carfax ad on Instagram showing a standard, butt-ugly Cyber Truck for sale in Troy, MI.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Emil Bove, undead judge of the US Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, appointed by pedophile Donald Trump and confirmed by the pedophile cult that goes by the name of the
"GOP," Gang of Pedophiles.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Emil Bove, undead judge of the US Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, appointed by pedophile Donald Trump and confirmed by the pedophile cult that goes by the name of the “GOP,” Gang of Pedophiles.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT?! …this is a like a parody of a modern-day Republican politician, except it’s an actual Republican currently running for US Senate! Surely this clip will play non-stop in every Talarico ad from now until November.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum! ( ̄(工) ̄) What a game!
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A really great political ad here in Michigan. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1hN3U...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump is getting us into a situation where the only way to normalize relations with Iran is to give him over to them and let them do what they want with him. I will be totally fine with that.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh.
yahoo.com
Unpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'
The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive.
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good analysis
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
lmao even the court's conservatives have lost their patience with the lower courts here "when we say X, we expect you to listen, not find increasingly tenuous ways to reverse our order"
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court GRANTS People Not Politicians stay application, ordering the 2022 map to be in effect for the midterms! A victory for Elias Law Group, our clients People Not Politicians and Richard von Glahn, and the people of Missouri. www.democracydocket.com/cases/missou...
democracydocket.com
🚨Onder v. Missouri
Learn more here.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Al Michaels has just learned TONIGHT that ATL is a way to refer to Atlanta, and he’s bemused that Falcons fans are chanting “the airport code.”
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now we have no choice but to tear it all down at the first opportunity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 25/09/2026
If the ballroom construction is such a sensitive national security matter, why is Trump inviting the Chinese delegation on a tour???
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I were them, my first question would be about him wincing like a beta boy during his flyover while Xi and both first ladies had no such reaction.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NYT focus group of Trump 2024 voters on the Texas Senate race:
OK, let's get into the specific candidates. When you hear the name Ken Paxton, what comes to mind?
Robert D., 63, independent, white, retired Crook.
Sebastian, 50, independent, white, utility manager Criminal, crook, all those. Yeah.
Lisa, 53, independent, white, technology consultant Crooked.
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.
Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
4 Amoral.
Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.
Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.
Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
Vince, 48, Democrat, Asian, auditor Corrupt.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration’s third-country removal policy is blocked. The First Circuit says the third-country removal final judgment from Judge Murphy is back in effect. “Consistent with this court's September 18, 2026, Judgment, the March 16, 2026, stay pending appeal is dissolved.”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah, what psychopath would want his name on a building associated with an assassinated President
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Correction: tech bosses, billionaires, and fascists are a risk to humanity as a whole.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like this one clip could be successfully used to end Trump’s presidency once and for all. Just play it on a loop until he has an aneurysm.
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Vance was the senior administration official here? wapo.st/4rssRyh
wapo.st
The White House banned Politico, citing anonymous sources. It provided the quotes.
In a letter defending its ban of Politico, the White House critiqued a report based on a press call it conducted, where reporters were told not to name the speaker.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure shit like this is the ONLY thing Flock cameras are actually used for.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Run this in ads with Trump saying that high gas prices are fine. It is literally the ONLY thing Democrats need to do to win the midterms.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dumbf#ćķ MAGA. Just the stupidest people alive.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love heartwarming videos that fill me with hope.
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MLC @chicyph80.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lmfao Jesus Christ.....this is so delicious, it simply MUST be fattening 😂😈
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They aren’t opposing jack shit if they don’t get on board with impeachment (which they never will because they are traitors and cowards).
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How absolutely embarrassing for anyone at the White House, the DOJ, or in the the Republican Party at large to be associated with this f#ćking crazy, pathetic crybaby. How do they even get up in the morning? How do they not vomit into their own reflection when brushing their teeth? Such losers.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
what the fuck do you mean "could"??? www.realitytea.com/2026/09/21/e...
realitytea.com
Elon Musk Could Face New Scrutiny if Democrats Take House
Journalist Maggie Haberman said Democrats have privately discussed subpoenaing Elon Musk over his DOGE work.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Concerning. Troubling.
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Mark Bussey @markbussey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THANK YOU CHICAGO POPE
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump and Vance to Zelenskyy 18 months ago: You are losing this war. You have no cards. Meanwhile, while Ukraine is kicking a much larger country’s ass who invaded it, Trump and Vance are losing to Iran.
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Lori @tygergyrl17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From Kevin J. Wallace: So, this childish president wants to destroy the Kennedy Center because his name can't be put on it.......how long do we have to endure this insanity?
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the GOP is trying to win the Texas election by "attacking" Talarico as vegan (which he is not)... ... while telling people worried about inflation to eat veggie burgers
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Dems: don't warn. Promise.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 17/09/2026
first of many I hope.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This clip should be in every Democratic ad with a montage of higher and higher gas prices. Make the GOP own this. Hammer them with it in EVERY ad!
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
19thnews.org
Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was asked how I would protect Michigan communities from data centers. Here’s my plan:
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is nothing Americans care about more than gas prices. Republicans are going to get destroyed in the midterms.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/09/2026
It’s not a goddamn “branding dispute,” @apnews.com. Do your job.
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fakelawn @fakelawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel is having a hard time hiring MAGA-aligned FBI agents because too many are apparently animal f#¢kers. So now he’s in front of Congress trying to explain why that shouldn’t be a disqualifying factor. 🤔
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#BREAKING: Over public dissents from Justices Thomas and Alito, #SCOTUS *denies* the Trump administration’s request for a stay in the mail-in ballots case. The USPS Rule will remain blocked—almost certainly through the midterms.
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"ICE agents were caught on video pulling one teen from the car and punching him repeatedly in the face while he lay on the ground. The other teen, Luis Ochoa, said he informed the ICE agents he was a citizen but was told, 'I don’t give a damn.… Your parents can’t help you now.'"
newrepublic.com
ICE Attacks Two U.S. Citizen Minors on Their Way to Enlist in Marines
The ICE agents reportedly said they didn’t care after being told the two teenagers were citizens.
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