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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i am gonna save money for diy hrt
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
dni with me if you draw incest porn
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vice ::3🐾 @objectscountries.socalfgc.net · 20/06/2026
dude i just found this image in my ~/Documents/Memes/Archive/ folder, i think this was for my price tag bfb twitter roleplay account. i also found a rom of pokémon emerald
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wowfolly @wowfolly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(digital pomni finale spoilers) i think its great that an untold amount of impressionable little kids are getting exposed to the level of oc bullshit you'd usually see on a Twitter alt with like 247 followers
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
watching this like i havent eaten a whole bag of dye free hot cheetos
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
okay the universe tortures me and im supposed to be okay with that
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fruit snack @gusherbug.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
life hack: imagine if they brought a sacabambaspis back to life. and they had it in a tank and you could go see it in real life. you now want to keep living.
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
lets get in on lets get it off lets get it on lets get it off
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
getting into fnf lately its relaly funn i love rhythm games
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
die die due due die ide ide
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
golfie
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
im good bro 😭
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Ayyarrdee @ayyarrdee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Finding out the creator has a portfolio full of MAGA and Nick Fuentes merchandise designs.
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Dots @mxslfdestruct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
niggas falling for jessica bait in 2026
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Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
ALT: Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
gb makes me want to die due to how cute she is i loveee her
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Tentro17 @tentro17.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Todays Nombus, Wyld Flower!! Shes pretty i tried to make it look like she has freckles but they mostly get covered by the glasses 💔 shes part of a biker gang with wyld fire!! you can tell because they have a y where the i is ❤️ kill forkiplier #osc #objectshows #objectshowcommunity #art #oc
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
waowah
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
movie date hangout or whatever it is tomorrow
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
everything has got to he a conspiracy i guess nobody can just be a human we all have to be either agents of satan or mind controlled by subliminal messages everything has got to be weird and complicated and ofc racist
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
his shorts sank, he was pantsless excuse me sir, there must be something we can troubleshoot if i could see someone who knew me or one in a birthday suit
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
golfball glues an airtag on tennisball
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Jerry from Rick and Morty Driving
ALT: Jerry from Rick and Morty Driving
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
UHF is coming to the Greek Theatre on October 31, live-to-screen with a full orchestra conducted by the score’s composer John Du Prez! Plus there’ll be a Q&A afterwards with me and some special guests! Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am PT - for complete show info go to weirdal.com!
Ad for UHF with live orchestra at Los Angeles’ Greek Theatre on Oct. 31
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
COLD DRY POPCORN, THAT'S A PIECE OF SHIT!
Evil version of "HOT BUTTERED POPCORN THAT'S A DEAL!"
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Numbers @numbers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Charlie Kirk's ghost on the day the anti-deepfake act passes
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Vanellope's Game Over Scare
ALT: Vanellope's Game Over Scare
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
bullshit i have to listen to when i let my nephew sleep in the same room as me
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Damien🌼🍎 @tangykick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hi #mewgenics
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klunsghoul @klunsgod.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
everyone sees me as a happy cheerful autistic woman but im only one of those things
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hamster: "arts and crafts"

lady is shocked only for hamster to say "yeeees."

the hamster builds rocket ship and eats celery
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 12/06/2026
I say old chap, click this link for a most enlightening missive regarding the state of our nation's foreign affairs
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Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley - Stringspace String Quartet
YouTube video by StringspaceLive
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i want to kiII myself sooooo bad
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🐶Spikedoggo97🐩 @elperrospike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Adding more Characters to my Masters of the Universe display. And Don't Worry, more drawings are on the way!
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
does golfie know how beautiful she is
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Pikuniku🌱 @pikunikugame.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
tengolf tengolf tengolf tengolf tengolf tengolf
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TISSUES 🤧 @isthisnarnia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NEW nine design aint she a beaut? 2 outfits (regular, inpatient) yes he's depressed but im sorta projecting my issues but oops
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my god
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
tb is my other wife
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
gb is my wife
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
nobody is as tengolfpilled as me i live and breathe tengolf when i bleed i bleed tengolf
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
thry werent lyin
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
stop fucking lying bitch
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
why do all the animals wear gloves. im so sick of these bugs bunny mother fuckers
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
good morning teebs
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prime @primemeridian.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here's my new OC Axe, who kinda looks like an object but is not quite #art #illustration #originalcharacter #objectoc #objectshow #osc
A digital drawing of my new OC Axe, who resembles a fire axe that wears a party hat. It uses it/its pronouns.
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
dear tengolf, ' open your relationship. with love, mato anxiety
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Daily osc ships ୨🌸♡₊ @oscships.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
// Basketgolf, golfball x basketball, basketball x golfball 🌷 Today's ship of the day is... Basketgolf! 🌷 (Golfball from BFDI x Basketball from BFDI) This ship is queer platonic! #osc #objectshow Submitted by anon
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🍅🐔🦠 @fakedoggydoodoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ts so peak 👀
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