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Failanth

@failanth.bsky.social
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Just a 40 year old anti-fascist mini painter. He/Him Punch Nazi's before they punch you

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sup, ash here. I'm the most expensive kitten dad has ever had, but, I get to go home today.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I would very much like to go home now please." My brave little boy is doing much better today. He's playful and eating, though still nauseous. Clinically, he did very well with blood work so hopefully he'll be coming home tomorrow.
A small grey kitten poking just his eyes and ears over the edge of a blue tub in a veterinary hospital. In good condition.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Baby
A tabby cat looking very satisfied to be loafing on top of someone.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The "Shed Kitten Taming Project" is going swimmingly guys.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey, don't be sad. Look at this little baby living in my shed. He's letting my daughter pet him so we're gonna have him in a good home soon.
A small grey kitten sitting in a cluttered shed.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drop something WHITE
A white armored space marine pointing a gun forward.  On his backpack are a number of surgical tools attached to mechanical arms.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Decided to get heretical for 11th. #warhammer
A silver and black chaos marine in power armor.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My little JPI Sgt I painted the other day. It was nice getting back on the hobby horse so to speak. Now I just need to apply transfers to him and about twenty of his friends. #nerdlings #Warhammercommunity #CawCawMFer
A black space marine miniature.  He's dynamically posed jumping off a rock with his sword raised in the air.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So I was on the local news being asked about daylight savings time. That is an exact quote from the piece, thank you for the accuracy @liesandperfidy.bsky.social But it reminded me of this gem when I got sent one of the most deceptively awful shipping containers of all time.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me and the other catholics present bringing a list of grievances against reuben.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have THIS exact fucking knot in my shoulder. And let me tell you as a 40 year old man I LOVE having radiating pain down my arm and chest. It's been ongoing for like, two months with this so it's either the slowest heart attack in the world or I gotta stop chucking my german shepherd around.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Gravis armor is by far my favorite of the primaris guys! I need to get a proper group photo with my squad sometime.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The face of a man who didn't eat enough after taking his Adderall. Land the lovey orange boy who has no idea and just wanted cuddles.
A rather morose looking middle aged man in a black hoodie.  He's laying down in bed with a very much asleep orange cat flopped next to him.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Lazy morning Lazy dog
A brown and black German shepherd lazily laying across her owners lap in bed.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Phantasmagoria. Yes, you're right. It is time for my daily fiber.
A screenshot from the 1995 adventure game Phantasmagoria showing the heroine sitting in an office. A screenshot from the 1995 game Phantasmagoria showing the heroine screaming at something unseen.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We're having a chill morning.
A German shepherd and orange cat sleeping head to head with each other.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My orange boy wandered in to spend time with my mother in law yesterday.
A very sleepy orange cat curled up at the head of. Bed, tucking his pass under the blanket.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It's 1997, people misinterpret Starship Troopers it's 2007, people misinterpret Starship Troopers It's 2017, people misinterpret Starship Troopers. It's 2026.....
Doctor Manhatten, a blue naked human, is sitting alone on a rock on the martian landscape, thoughtfully looking at the camera.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry cripmas from Buddy.
A very fluffy very orange cat utterly passed out on his side, head smushed against my leg
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This is mine! I'm a sucker for the box art, but man, I adore what you did with the colors on yours. I think I may do an interpretation on that when I pick up the spearhead and get the old sculpt!
A large horned rat man standing atop a broken bell with smaller rats scurrying out of it.  He's holding a staff and wearing tattered faded blue robes.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"Sir. I don't know how functional this controller is" Some executive:
A picture of Will Ferrell from Blades of Glory.  The text "But It's provocative.  It gets the people going!" are written.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Within those individual bubbles is all the information I need for that area. Conversations, description, all the fun stuff. But the large box at the bottom links over to anything else that might connect to this. Quests, Events. It's super easy to track the flow.
A small image with two small black rectangle and one large one.  The image is redacting information from a TTRPG note.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hey, it's me again to rant about #DrawSteel and this time it's the Forged Steel online tools. So I think regardless of system you're using, Forged's adventure builder is the easiest way I've ever seen to track notes. The below screenshot is my locations folder. Which looks very silly at first.
Connection boxes of plot points with the headers scratched out to avoid spoiling players.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Buddy. You have your own water. Does the dogs just taste better? Also say hello to Buddy. I'd promised my grandmother that when she passed, if take him in. So I have a very, very sweet old man with quite little nubbin for a tail. One last gift from one of the women who raised me ❤️
A bobbed tail orange cat.  He's climbed up on top of an elevated feeding tray for dogs so he can drink out of the dog bowl.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
GOOD MORNING I made it to Rivendell yesterday. Do you think we both play captains because we have a fantasy about yelling at politicians to just shut up and dig the hole?
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I have no idea who the original artist is, but I've never felt so spiritually connected to a picture.
Corvus Corax, primarch of the Raven Guard, being offered a lighter for his unlit cigarette.  He looks exhausted.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Me showing my C-Suite level, bread winning wife my cute little house in #Lotro It's got a wheel barrow.
Taika Watiti showing something to Cate Blanchett in full Hela costume
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lil bro, that cant be comfy.
A tiny grey car curled up again a person under a blanket. His head is turned at an extreme angle which looks uncomfortable, but is apparently fine for a cat.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Meanwhile my cat is insisting she already built one. It's just not ready for public release yet. She won't let me look at it and insists it's in the box. I dunno girl. I think that's just an expensive board game I've never gotten to play.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I'm not an Ultramarine hater or anything. Ward hasn't hurt us for a while. But I'm kinda salty about the upgrade kit. You had an opportunity to give all of us codex chapters a kit with the combat patrols. Why only the blueberries? #warhammer
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
God I fucking love tabbies. Look at that majestic mini-tiger. They'd be friends. Obviously.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
She's apologizing for trying to pick up the dead squirrel on our walk.
The world's most perfect German shepherd resting her little head across a man's extended, crossed ankles.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Haven't uploaded my finished dude yet. Probably about 8 or 9 hours total spent on this dude. Most effort I've ever put into a mini! Still see lots of places to improve but I'm satisfied. I need a light box I'm realizing because he did not photograph well! #warhammer #warhammercommunity
A raven guard jump captain leaping forward doff a rock.  He's wielding dual power swords.  His armor is deep black with gold details.  A flowing red cape trails behind him. A raven guard jump captain leaping forward doff a rock.  He's wielding dual power swords.  His armor is deep black with gold details.  A flowing red cape trails behind him.  A raven guard jump captain leaping forward doff a rock.  He's wielding dual power swords.  His armor is deep black with gold details.  A flowing red cape trails behind him. A raven guard jump captain leaping forward doff a rock.  He's wielding dual power swords.  His armor is deep black with gold details.  A flowing red cape trails behind him.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One more good day of work and the best figure I've ever painted will be finished. After batch painting some terminators, I really wanted to pour time and skill into this one. It's good enough I can't even "aw shucks" about it when my wife compliments it. #warhammer #minipainting #PaintSlam25
A space marine in black armor with red shoulder trim along the left pauldron.  He's wielding two power swords and has a flowing red cape behind him.  It's jumping off a rock in a dynamic pose.  The min is a work in progress and currently missing it's head. A space marine in black armor with red shoulder trim along the left pauldron.  He's wielding two power swords and has a flowing red cape behind him.  It's jumping off a rock in a dynamic pose.  The min is a work in progress and currently missing it's head. A space marine in black armor with red shoulder trim along the left pauldron.  He's wielding two power swords and has a flowing red cape behind him.  It's jumping off a rock in a dynamic pose.  The min is a work in progress and currently missing it's head. A space marine in black armor with red shoulder trim along the left pauldron.  He's wielding two power swords and has a flowing red cape behind him.  It's jumping off a rock in a dynamic pose.  The min is a work in progress and currently missing it's head.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Completely unrelated to the horrors of modern medicine: I think this is the best cloak I've ever done. Should have something special ready in a few days! #warhammer #minipainting #WiP
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
New profile picture shamelessly borrowed from captainmattsminis over an instagram. Don't think they have a presence on bsky! I might get this tattooed on me guys. And I'm terrified of getting tattoos.
A black and red antifa version of the Raven Guard symbol from Warhammer 40,000.  At the top is latin text Mors Tyrannis meaning death to tyrants.  At the bottom is the Latin Victorus aut mortis which translates roughly to victory or death.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
So hello to Oscar and Milo and the window they love more than anything. Also my super fancy edition of the Conan board game.
A black and white cat napping in front of a window.  The window is covered with see through curtains decorated with stars. Two cats, a tuxedo and a grey one, sit next to each other on top of a board game box.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This is just a small taste of what occurs behind me while I'm at my computer. So remember, when you bully me, this is who you're really upsetting. Bonus points for the cat hitting that solid golden ratio around the Hanukkah pickle.
A German shepherd wearing a plaid bandana laying on a slightly too small dog bed next to a short haired tabby who is taking up far more of the bed than the German shepherd is.A plush. short haired tabby laying stretched out behind a festive pickle dog toy, about the same size as her, that says "I cheat at Dreidel" on it's sweater.A plush. short haired tabby curled into the golden ratio around a festive pickle dog toy, about the same size as her, that says "I cheat at Dreidel" on it's sweater.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Dear Bsky, Am I cooking with the white? I'm not totally satisfied but it's better. #warhammer #RavenGuard
A space marine charging on foot in black armor. His weapons are shiny metal claws at the end of white power armor arms.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My body is a dumpster so my kitties have enough room to lay on it.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Alternate title
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I actually finished this guy the day after I posted this. Trying some new things out with the scheme. I love the red casing, I mean, it's a classic for a reason. But I used ironbreaker on the Aquila this time. r/RavenGuard40k approved, does bsky? #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintSlam25
A painted Warhammer 40k miniature of a black-armored Space Marine with a jump pack, posed mid-leap. The model is holding a red power sword in its right hand and has various pouches and grenades on its belt. The base is unpainted gray, and the background is blurred, showing shelves and hobby supplies.A painted Warhammer 40k miniature of a black-armored Space Marine with a jump pack, posed mid-leap. The model is holding a red power sword in its right hand and has various pouches and grenades on its belt. The base is unpainted gray, and the background is blurred, showing shelves and hobby supplies.A painted Warhammer 40k miniature of a black-armored Space Marine with a jump pack, posed mid-leap. The model is holding a red power sword in its right hand and has various pouches and grenades on its belt. The base is unpainted gray, and the background is blurred, showing shelves and hobby supplies.A painted Warhammer 40k miniature of a black-armored Space Marine with a jump pack, posed mid-leap. The model is holding a red power sword in its right hand and has various pouches and grenades on its belt. The base is unpainted gray, and the background is blurred, showing shelves and hobby supplies.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Ace reporter April O'Neil. Obviously.
Ace reporter April O'Neil holding a camera with one hand.  The camera probably weighs 70 pounds since this is the 80s, making April O'Neil strong as hell.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Quick! Find the frog! It took my 16 year old taking a picture, pointing, describing and then just pulling my head in the right direction to find him. Lot of good memories down by the creek chasing frogs as a kid. Fuckin' love frogs man. #Frogs
A picture of a vibrant, green pond.  There is a bullfrog near the center staring a hole in your soul.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I come from a long line of meat and potatoes, lower class hillbilly's and I'm fucking proud of it. I don't eat like a child, but I don't dream of fancy food. Give me Parts Unknown over Masterchef any day. I dream of fried chicken and beef stew while the snow is two feet deep.
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