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Failanth

@failanth.bsky.social
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Just a 40 year old anti-fascist mini painter. He/Him Punch Nazi's before they punch you

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell those orange twats they can have their little walkabout if the residents are allowed to pelt them with stones the entire time.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did not get the super amazing job in a field I would love. I am in fact still an unemployed loser.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone more learned in the premier league translate what Man City did into American sports terms? I want to know how fucked they are. #EPL #ManCity
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never thought a united Ireland would happen in my lifetime, but fuck me, stocks are up boys.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before I shuffle off this mortal coil, I really only have wish. To beat a pokemon scalper to near death in front of the vending machine as a warning to others.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WoW Forever has people coming back that haven't logged in since Mists of Panderia guys. The millenial retirement home is in full effect.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We got the baby home, safe, and quarantined. I'll post more pictures after we get him in the bath tomorrow.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sup, ash here. I'm the most expensive kitten dad has ever had, but, I get to go home today.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I would very much like to go home now please." My brave little boy is doing much better today. He's playful and eating, though still nauseous. Clinically, he did very well with blood work so hopefully he'll be coming home tomorrow.
A small grey kitten poking just his eyes and ears over the edge of a blue tub in a veterinary hospital. In good condition.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So! Update on shed kitten: He's doing well. The vet was rather optimistic, like I said, and he's taking to it all pretty well. He was active and bright during the exam, and hopefully with a good night of fluids, nutrition and meds, he can get over the hump and become my most expensive cat EVER
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey guys, think good thoughts. Shed kitten has distemper, but the vet is optimistic we got it early. He's still bright, alert and only a little dehydrated. Hopefully just one overnight at the vet and he'll be home.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why the fuck is there an MLB fireworks display going on outside it's "please stop executing your bosses" day ffs
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blue Gatorade is just a potion. Hungover? Sick? Blue Gatorade. It fixes everything wrong with you.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm apocalyptically pukey, but it's important you know the following. Jon Connington will discover Young Griff isn't Aegon but a Blackfyre, causing him to abandon him around the time he learns about Jon. Bonus points if he steals the sword to give to Rhaegar's true heir.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Being a closer in baseball is the best job in sports. You get entrance music. You throw as hard as you can for one inning. You go home. Amazing.
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Mason Miller’s Walkout
YouTube video by The Daily Dose of Sports!
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I jokingly boxed my wife's boobs the other day like a boxing speedbag. It was fun, nice gag, we all laughed. But she was fully clothed I just did it when she got out of the shower and I'm proud to announce that they bounce JUST like a real speedbag. I don't think she appreciated it too much tho.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Baby
A tabby cat looking very satisfied to be loafing on top of someone.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't think anyone really knows how insane the evangelical right is until you're stuck at an Assembly of God youth conference. You're in a room with two thousand people all "speaking in tongues" while your friends mom keeps her hand on your head repeating "All are called, not all are chosen"
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The "Shed Kitten Taming Project" is going swimmingly guys.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To the surprise of no one, a Christopher Nolan epic is really, really fucking good. My only smallest of quibbles are with just how heavy handed he was with the connection to the bronze age collapse. I did not need matt damon to *literally* use the phrase "Our age of bronze is collapsing"
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I saw something just now that was like "Everyone should have one crazy woo woo belief" and you know what? Yeah. I fuck with that. Know what mine is? JFK assassination. Mother fuckers can't let an irish cahtolic have anything.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sing Loud, Sing Proud by @dropkickmurphys.com is one of my perfect albums. Quite literally a life changing album when I heard it 2001. Blew my 16 year old mind. It probably helped that I was brought up working class rednecks who were very proud of their Irish ancestry.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Oh boy, 40k rules update day! I'm so excited to see what I can do now!" -Vengeful host is take and hold -Points increases on all my favorite units -Librarius nerfed into the ground What a wet blanket of an update. This made me actively not want to play until the codex drops. Bootycheeks.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rough day today. On one hand, Argentina won. On the other, England lost. Guys, I'm pretty sure, it's not coming home.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I really hate to say it because there are good people on that team. Really, really likeable dudes who didn't deserve to be in the middle of this. Before the bribe occurred, this bad loss could have been had with dignity. Now it's just shame. Just awful all around really.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's crazy how this motherfucker can take something that was good and didn't involve him and taint it like he taints everything. I hope we lose tonight so we don't the cloud of this blatant corruption hanging over us. Let us get karmic payback to spite him. Fuck that's disappointing.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This was such a shockingly good, loving, touching documentary. We truly lost the patron saint of our craft when John passed. But this doc gives him his flowers and shines a beautiful light on the world we hobby in. #WarhammerCommunity #Hobbyist
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The Grim & the Dark
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I really hate web comics with messages I agree with but they happen to be corny af
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This morning I saw Youngstown referred to as Gabagooltown and it reminded me of when my wife visited for the first time. We were driving around and she asks "Hey, why is there an italian american club on every street?" And then I had to explain that we have a gangland assassination named after us.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
For being pushfit, the new intercessors have a ton of character. Really excited for the multi part kit because I think it'll be a kitbashers dream.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bsky account with a Simpsons image.
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Homer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never Try
ALT: Homer Simpson: The Lesson Is, Never Try
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Armageddon? More like I'ma gettin this plastic. #New40k
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drop something WHITE
A white armored space marine pointing a gun forward.  On his backpack are a number of surgical tools attached to mechanical arms.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
my dad died like two years ago, which is fine he sucked. But his 401k finally got ahold of me about distribution and the first thing I'm buying is the iron warriors combat patrol because he would hate that I still play with toys. #Warhammer #PettyLikePerty
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I swear if I gotta log onto this website one more time and see someone who's never worked a blue collar job discounting blue collar work, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Finally getting a chance to play through Persona 3 Reload and man, what a good game. It's disappointing that the persona "fandom" makes me embarrassed to admit that out loud, but god do I love these fucking games.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Decided to get heretical for 11th. #warhammer
A silver and black chaos marine in power armor.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Listen. Three Cheers is their best album, I'm not going to entertain any argument to the contrary. But I WILL fight that this is better than Black parade. My early 00s emo heart is thrilled.
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My Chemical Romance - Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by My Chemical Romance
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Everytime I think it's impossible for the Browns to hurt me anymore, they find a way to do it. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. We really are just charlie brown kicking at that football.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i haven't watched a single browns game since they signed watson and I may just never watch another one again att his point.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
are you fucking KIDDING ME CLEVELAND
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When I worked at the factory, I managed to get pulled over for suspended license in the parking lot of a gas station. So a few weeks later, things are taken care of, I'm back at work bullshitting in the QC building. I go to leave and as I'm driving out of the building, I glance in my rear view 1/
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The amount of people expressing pity and sadness for Homelander because his childhood sucked really gives you insight into how people excuse atrocity if the person is pretty. Like sure, awful way to grow up. Are we forgetting about all the murder and rape? Seriously?
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Needless to say, you should turn all the AI shit off in google as they continue the enshittification of the platform. The desperation to get their money back is so stark.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I had my canon #Diablo4 event. Perfect 4ga drop. Perfect temper. Perfectly masterworked. Transfigured. Transfigured before I put the right aspect on. I already sharded my other weapon. I crave the sweet embrace of the void right now.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The biggest mistake this country ever made was not mercilessly crushing the south after the civil war. Reconstruction was a mistake, appeasement fucked us over, and now they've been breeding for a hundred years to come take it all back. Sherman should have never stopped burning.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shocking absolutely no one who knows me, I fucking loved The Punisher special. Frank brushing the trophies of his revenge off his family's grave to replace it with something given to him by a person he saved is extremely meaningful for the character. Also? Fucking HATEBREED popping up? I lost it.
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So I spent about an hour cleaning my airbrush REAL deep because I knew when I first got it I got paint where paint should not be. Lo and behold, paint on the trigger itself. No biggie, all clean. But uh...there's dry paint on the outside of my nozzle seal that I CANNOT get off. Halp. #Nerdlings
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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The best part of playing #Warhammer at your FLGS is having people walk by and go "Dude your Shann is sick bro". Better than any drug I've ever done.
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