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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"But how will you live without AI?!?!" sounds like a meth addict asking me, a person who doesn't smoke meth, why I don't smoke meth.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And he's still a rapist. I get you're doing your job man, but there is nothing satisfying about watson winning. He needs to go so we can begin our decade of shame and attonement.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell those orange twats they can have their little walkabout if the residents are allowed to pelt them with stones the entire time.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay. What, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck. So if kawhi leonard getting a no-show sponsorship to get around the salary cap is a 6/10 scandal, this feels like it's breaking the scale in comparison.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I did not get the super amazing job in a field I would love. I am in fact still an unemployed loser.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Actually I think it was my fault because I watched. I live too close to Philly and my Cleveland aura affected the team.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can someone more learned in the premier league translate what Man City did into American sports terms? I want to know how fucked they are. #EPL #ManCity

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I never thought a united Ireland would happen in my lifetime, but fuck me, stocks are up boys.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They weren't even trying to pass the Bechdel test!

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Before I shuffle off this mortal coil, I really only have wish. To beat a pokemon scalper to near death in front of the vending machine as a warning to others.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

WoW Forever has people coming back that haven't logged in since Mists of Panderia guys. The millenial retirement home is in full effect.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of all my zingers, I'm so glad that one stuck the hardest.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We got the baby home, safe, and quarantined. I'll post more pictures after we get him in the bath tomorrow.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sup, ash here. I'm the most expensive kitten dad has ever had, but, I get to go home today.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I would very much like to go home now please." My brave little boy is doing much better today. He's playful and eating, though still nauseous. Clinically, he did very well with blood work so hopefully he'll be coming home tomorrow.

A small grey kitten poking just his eyes and ears over the edge of a blue tub in a veterinary hospital. In good condition.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So! Update on shed kitten: He's doing well. The vet was rather optimistic, like I said, and he's taking to it all pretty well. He was active and bright during the exam, and hopefully with a good night of fluids, nutrition and meds, he can get over the hump and become my most expensive cat EVER

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey guys, think good thoughts. Shed kitten has distemper, but the vet is optimistic we got it early. He's still bright, alert and only a little dehydrated. Hopefully just one overnight at the vet and he'll be home.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

why the fuck is there an MLB fireworks display going on outside it's "please stop executing your bosses" day ffs

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I had to chase Shed Kitten off a baby bunny the other day. Like, I know you'll just go back to it when I go inside, just please not in front of me son.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of my first pictures as a living human was taken wrapped in my dad's sipe jersey. Life has not been kind to me.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I want to fucking die. Life is misery and watson is karmic punishment for something I long ago forgot I did. Life is suffering but it's extra bad if you were born a browns fan, the worst kind of genetic disease.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Blue Gatorade is just a potion. Hungover? Sick? Blue Gatorade. It fixes everything wrong with you.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm apocalyptically pukey, but it's important you know the following. Jon Connington will discover Young Griff isn't Aegon but a Blackfyre, causing him to abandon him around the time he learns about Jon. Bonus points if he steals the sword to give to Rhaegar's true heir.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I did that on accident once and it's like...there's no way to get friction to push. You just keep sliding and it was a frustrating experience. I think I was drunk.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Being a closer in baseball is the best job in sports. You get entrance music. You throw as hard as you can for one inning. You go home. Amazing.

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Mason Miller’s Walkout

YouTube video by The Daily Dose of Sports!

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm suddenly really glad I'm still using a pixel from ten years ago.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I jokingly boxed my wife's boobs the other day like a boxing speedbag. It was fun, nice gag, we all laughed. But she was fully clothed I just did it when she got out of the shower and I'm proud to announce that they bounce JUST like a real speedbag. I don't think she appreciated it too much tho.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my god i quit cigarettes back in 2020 when camel menthols hit seven a pack. Now I just smell like a bath and body works while I vape.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I still think about this a lot at 41.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don't think anyone really knows how insane the evangelical right is until you're stuck at an Assembly of God youth conference. You're in a room with two thousand people all "speaking in tongues" while your friends mom keeps her hand on your head repeating "All are called, not all are chosen"

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Corrupting the youth with drugs, how dare. We have fresh catnip growing in the garden. I gotta see if our shed kitten likes it yet.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The "Shed Kitten Taming Project" is going swimmingly guys.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

But a few lines of awkward dialogue does not a three hour epic ruin. It was fantastic.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

To the surprise of no one, a Christopher Nolan epic is really, really fucking good. My only smallest of quibbles are with just how heavy handed he was with the connection to the bronze age collapse. I did not need matt damon to *literally* use the phrase "Our age of bronze is collapsing"

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I saw something just now that was like "Everyone should have one crazy woo woo belief" and you know what? Yeah. I fuck with that. Know what mine is? JFK assassination. Mother fuckers can't let an irish cahtolic have anything.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Tragic Kingdom was SO good when it dropped. I don't know what happened to her other than fame is a hell of a drug, but No Doubt fucked.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hey, don't be sad. Look at this little baby living in my shed. He's letting my daughter pet him so we're gonna have him in a good home soon.

A small grey kitten sitting in a cluttered shed.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Both my parents were factory workers when I was growing up, so I have vivid memories of delivering sandwiches to picketers at the tile factory when I was a kid. My grandfather was a coal miner who taught me that all bosses are fuckers before kindergarten. I was sorta primed to like this album.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Sing Loud, Sing Proud by @dropkickmurphys.com is one of my perfect albums. Quite literally a life changing album when I heard it 2001. Blew my 16 year old mind. It probably helped that I was brought up working class rednecks who were very proud of their Irish ancestry.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"Oh boy, 40k rules update day! I'm so excited to see what I can do now!" -Vengeful host is take and hold -Points increases on all my favorite units -Librarius nerfed into the ground What a wet blanket of an update. This made me actively not want to play until the codex drops. Bootycheeks.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Rough day today. On one hand, Argentina won. On the other, England lost. Guys, I'm pretty sure, it's not coming home.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I really hate to say it because there are good people on that team. Really, really likeable dudes who didn't deserve to be in the middle of this. Before the bribe occurred, this bad loss could have been had with dignity. Now it's just shame. Just awful all around really.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It's crazy how this motherfucker can take something that was good and didn't involve him and taint it like he taints everything. I hope we lose tonight so we don't the cloud of this blatant corruption hanging over us. Let us get karmic payback to spite him. Fuck that's disappointing.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This was such a shockingly good, loving, touching documentary. We truly lost the patron saint of our craft when John passed. But this doc gives him his flowers and shines a beautiful light on the world we hobby in. #WarhammerCommunity #Hobbyist

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The Grim & the Dark

YouTube video by YouTube Movies

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I really hate web comics with messages I agree with but they happen to be corny af

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This morning I saw Youngstown referred to as Gabagooltown and it reminded me of when my wife visited for the first time. We were driving around and she asks "Hey, why is there an italian american club on every street?" And then I had to explain that we have a gangland assassination named after us.

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Failanth @failanth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

For being pushfit, the new intercessors have a ton of character. Really excited for the multi part kit because I think it'll be a kitbashers dream.

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