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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Boundaries. We gotta teach them to kids. And it’s hard. Because I know my daughter wants to play Roblox with me or her dad, she asked us last night and this morning. But we’ve got a birthday party to go to, and we just got back from a three day vacation from Wild Lodge and the house is a wreck. (1)

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Best. Mother’s Day. Gift. Ever.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

My seven year old looking at a truly horrific meatloaf: “Gordon Ramsey would not approve.”

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Man. Kinda wish JK Rowling had just gotten into sudoku or something. Not to preserve the sanctity of Harry Potter just for like. A deterrent to her being nasty to transgender and asexual people.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

My friend Jose is an actor model and we found one of his projects with his wife at the movie theater. Now my seven year old thinks I know Captain America. No, baby, I don’t know Anthony Mackie. She’s very disappointed. In me.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

To the buyers of big box affordable clothing: for the love of God, do not flood the market with peplum blouses. I’m 40, I’m on a budget, and I will look like a lopsided sausage. Please. I am so tired.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I’m really glad Casey Anthony got bullied off of TikTok. Good.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I think my favorite postpartem memory was holding my five month old & being so tired, but desperately trying to hold a conversation with my mother with what we had in the TV, so I said “You know what? The main guy in Gattaca reminds me of Ethan Hawke.” “Honey. That’s because that is Ethan Hawke.”

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Explaining the Guthries to my husband has been a wild journey. “What do you mean there’s a midwestern family and all five of the kids are mutants?” We salute Lucinda and Thomas for their contribution. 🫡

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The halftime show was phenomenal!

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Wisdom from my four year old: We can bring Perla (our cat) to the water park. We, in fact, cannot and will not do that.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

“Well we can just play with sharks and give them pets.” -my four year old, arguing with me in a kind way why we can play with sharks. That’s the whole basis of her argument. We can just.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I don’t know if anyone else cares about this X-Men fact, but I love that Shatterstar and Adam X destroyed Murderworld so bad that Arcade put them on a “do not kidnap again” list.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 01/05/2024

y'all fuck with [conspiratorial whisper] pleasant diversions?

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Why… are there so many high waisted skinny pants and jeans out there I’m gonna look like Doctor Robotnik.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

What stage of life is looking at Cillian Murphy’s character from 28 Days/Weeks/Years Later franchise and yelling “GOD! This man has gone through it!”

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Is there a t-shirt or a hat I can wear for people constantly wanting to try and pull “gotcha” moments on me? I’ll just get it to say “mm-hm, oh, wow, yah.” and point to each one as the response fits so I can keep reading my book.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

My seven year old delivered a “deez nuts” joke with *impeccable* timing. So, I gathered my jaw and asked her if she knew what that meant, she of course didn’t, she heard it at school, etc. I told her how it’s a grown up joke and not appropriate for kids, but good lord. I was thrown.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I forgot I had a Twitter/X, so I deleted it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

Listen, about 85% of the ocean floor has not yet been explored yet. There could be a really cool used bookstore down there.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

I got asked why I’m so “loud” about trans rights and don’t I feel like it’s taking away from my womanhood???? Except, trans people aren’t the ones whittling away at my reproductive health and rights; it’s all cis men and women.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

Quit dunking Mercury into Gatorade. The other Sailor Scouts are gonna get pissed.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

Listening to my six year old sing to Kate Bush because the world didn’t end when I was 17. ❤️

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 28/03/2024

It’s hilarious to remember. One year she decided that the problem was not the color of jellybeans, but rather the size. So she replaced them with those giant, fist-sized Brach’s jelly beans. And that was the year the lamb cake had black voids for eyeballs.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 28/03/2024

My grandmother used to make lamb cakes every Easter and insist on using red or black jelly beans for eyes and the red gel icing for the nose and mouth. Every year. And every year she would be confused as to why it “didn’t look quite right”.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

As this “Alpha Dom” dude makes his way around the internet, saying “you don’t have to accept her rejection”— that may be true. But you will surely have no choice but to accept her pepper spray.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

The Westchester County Superintendent like

WHY IS IT WHEN I HEARD THE WORD "SCHOOL" AND THE WORD "EXPLODED" I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE WORD "XAVIER"!

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

“I’m not impressed with Margot Robbie’s look at the Oscars.” Well, maybe she didn’t do it for you.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

these people keep being like "oh so you're going to get a COVID shot every year until you DIE?" yeah man! I'm also going to drink water every day! Every few years I buy new socks! Time moves inexorably onwards, what the fuck do you think we are talking about here?

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

At 10 a sliver of bells starts faintly when the Fair Folk come. They order toasted sesame bagels with regular cream cheese and somehow, even though it’s not on the menu, large bowls of frothy coffee with extra milk. They sip in between gossip, tittering at the goblins who order fruit tarts.

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FrankenManda’s Monster @ajwentz.com · 05/03/2024

At the witching hour, when the stoves have burned to ash, the Night Bakery wraps the lingering scent of bread. It’s given to ghosts at no charge, for they paid enough in life.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

Rats perpetually look like they’re saying, “Oh! Why, hello there~,”.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

My short horror story is 41 pages, printed. I’m giddy!

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Is the door opening in an agonizing and slow creak because of a ghost or my cat? A TED talk by me.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

The sheer relief when your preschooler starts blending sounds with an L— a clock is now a clock instead of “c*ck”.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Into the void— my cat may be high.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

The Skarsgårds are goth Hemsworths

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

To everyone who wrote “you are so nice/stay nice/stay sweet” in my yearbooks— ooh buddy. 😬 I’m sorry to have to inform you….

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

I love the trees at our home but damn if this one doesn’t look like it’s about to swallow a white boy while the rest of us scream for Carol Anne.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

In recent adventures, I was suddenly aware of a lot more floaters in my *very* myopic left eye, made an appointment to the optometrist, and then spent a few hours taking pictures of my pupil because I was afraid of retinal detachment or eye cancer.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Reading House Of Leaves for the first time.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Baby grumpus.

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie with her chin up on the edge of a squishy faux fur bed. She is all snuggled in but looks around with a grumpy expression.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

When I was a kid, I’d really hate “unanswered questions”. I wanted all the info but now, I love a good mystery. That being said, I would be super content if Niffty ‘s whole backstory was never revealed. She’s utterly charming as is. Kimiko Glenn is brilliant.

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Myna Marie @faeriespeak.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

“Let me cuddle here and tell me I’m pretty.”

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