Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Rewatching 24 and one of the most unrealistic parts of the show is that it never shows anyone at the office taking a 20min break to paint the toilet like Jackson Pollock 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Hi Bluesky psychic community, has anyone ever developed telekinesis and used it only for jacking off? 110 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/05/2025One of the best things about Red Dead Redemption 2 is that you can walk into the bank and tell the clerk that you feel amazing and you've been having a great day. Then say "I'm sorry, you don't need to hear all this" and leave. Just like in real life 020 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Million dollar idea Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy 000 0
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025In 5 years time Bonnie Blue is gonna have a 1000 strong micropenis orgy and title the video "Giving an inch and taking a mile" 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If they ever make a movie about Luigi Mangione they should definitely get Steven Strait to play him 141 4
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I am pleased to announce the Sorrento has got me feeling like a town in southwestern Italy, specifically a port city on the Bay of Naples. My brain has been successfully turned into an Italian walnut 000 0
Reposted by Fadgemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place. 353631928 3.6K
Reposted by FadgeSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 01/06/2024<Gotye voice> Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!? 960882 608
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Gordon Ramsay needs a new tv show where he cooks Michelin rated meals for cats 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Is it just me or is Benson Boone part of the Mandela Effect? cause I had never heard of him at all until he performed at the Grammys and now suddenly he's this massive star 000 0
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/04/2025During COVID I was out of work, broke and dealing with health issues including a diagnosis of a lesion/plasmacytoma in my neck The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️ 133 3
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/04/2025This has to be one of the most cooked ads for an e-reader I've ever seen 120 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and I found a refugee who would let me fight him if I paid some cash. Can't believe they put medieval bum fights in the game 020 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I used to love Led Zeppelin until I got a bit wiser and realised Stairway to Heaven is ableist af 020 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Question for those who work at the dick sucking factory. Have any of you noticed a sharp decline in quality control recently? In the last three weeks I swear the ejaculate blasted into my uvula has been a ratio of 60% piss and 40% cum. Hell sometimes there's like 10% lint. It's time we unionised! 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Workplaces need to implement a coffee rewards punch card type system, but for when you turn up to work. Turn up to work 5 days in a row? Get a 6th days pay for free 0171 17
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Holy shit, I thought he was dead. Hope he comes to Australia soon 120 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 15/02/2025It's called Indiana Jones and the Great Circle cause when you see it you turn one great circle and walk away 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Well guys, does it? Cause in my hot tub of a brain it does..I think 050 5
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Someone made a cyberpunk mod that swaps the hand models for feet and it has made me feel 10x more stoned than I am youtube.com/shorts/njHNU...youtube.comCyberpunk mod turns your hands into feet 😂 #cyberpunk2077 #mod #nexusmods #pcgamer #pcgamingYouTube video by PC Gamer 110 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The entire premise of this game is "What if automation was absolute dog shit" 060 6
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 30/01/2025If I lived in America I would absolutely vote for RFK. Just to be clear, I'm talking bout that Rectal Fisting King 👑 030 3
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 28/01/2025My James Bond theory is that M only hires 00 secret agents if they admit in the job interview that they accidentally called their teacher Mum 081 8
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Why don't the office workers in Severance take their clothes off, rub shit all over themselves, in their hair, ears, nose, mouth and then get in the elevator? 020 2
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 06/01/2025"My body is under siege. My brain (police negotiator) is demanding my dick (terrorist) release some hostages (in my balls) as a sign of good faith" - Sent from my SativaPad 020 2
Reposted by FadgeJohn CNCena @genocid.ing · 29/12/2024indianajones puts the pussy on a pedestal, swapping it for a precious golden idol of equal weight 072 7
Reposted by Fadgejeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/12/2024i don't think mass shitting should be a crime 1835717 357
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Would've been so much funnier if they made Gorbachev tear down the wall all by hinself 010 1
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Still blows my mind that the FBI found D. B. Cooper 87 days after the robbery, sitting in a field counting all the money. Also why the fuck was he still wearing the parachute??? 040 4
Fadge @fadge.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Pulling my tampon out and blowing on it like it's a fucking N64 cartridge 030 3
