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@fadetouched.bsky.social
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she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️‍🌈🔞 ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/farewellm…

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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 4h
I felt this in my jellies so much I liked it twice.
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His beloved daughter who he is also a misogynist about!!!
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
uh I think you'll find he only did it because he felt like he OWED her so he was just discharging his debt, it doesn't mean he actually LIKES her!!!!!!! 😡
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd love for them to actually think to do that if only for the knots certain fanbases would tie themselves into 🤭
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i made the mistake of googling to see what they had for elden ring (boring pro-LGBTQ, not even "marika & radagon are the same person & they get married, DLC has gay incest, player is accused of being maidenless!!!!!!") & discovered forum posts by the clown who made the list & replies. disgusting.
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the AC games is funny, crying because games set in the middle east are *checks notes* multicultural
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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AAA.惡賜寒樹 @aaazx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#neuvifuri 是不是有点太隐晦了
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🄱🄾🄽🄱🄾🄽 🔞 @bonbonsbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#neuvifuri sketch neuvi has backstage pass 😋
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cannot even have the most low risk conflict of a waifu not lijing the main Embarrassing
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course she is, of course they both are! We simply cannot have a waifu who isn't immediately entirely up the traveller's ass even when it makes zero sense!!!!
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
meanwhile I'm over here like "I don't know who any of these people are" 😂
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also idc if it's a f2p game, it's going to be a real relief to have wf as my most played on ps game for 2026 and not a gacha. hsr MIGHT be in it but i quit that months ago so never again🥳
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
next time i can be bothered with captura (i'm not very good at it and being on console doesn't help) i'll take more photos of more of my favourite fashion frames who mightn't be quite as fun to me to play
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no boys 😌
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My former all time favourite and the frame that carried me through the early game when I had nfi what I was doing: Gyre #Warframe
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My all time favourite frame: Saryn (Prime) #Warframe
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another of my current favourite frames: Follie #Warframe
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my current favourite frames: Citrine #Warframe
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally tho, especially when their voicelines since are like "no, we're friends again, honest!!!" okay, then show it. SHOW IT. otherwise i'm going to continue to think it was the most fucked up way to accidentally divorce your wife in front of the whole nation.
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so funny bc all they have to do is make them interact like friends & not write them (esp Furi) being weird about it. That's all. Instead they're refusing entirely which is like... lmao do they think romantic is The Only Way? And that's why, bc then the self-inserters would cry even more??
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Dana @annimag.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Eleanor😩 #warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate
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Ritens @ritens.art · 28/05/2026
Had the pleasure of drawing this year's Pride displays for Warframe. Here is Mesa Prime and Kaithe! #warframe #art
Digital painting of Mesa Prime warframe riding a kaithe while holding a very long Pride flag.
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to know the rational behind it, like was it just one writer who isn't there anymore who was neck deep in the nufu? It doesn't feel like it can be that simple that one writer left and literally no one else there possibly understood the nufu relationship
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the problem. You're like, what if immediately after I throw it out I need it? And then you end up needing it anyway! So validating. So much stuff I'm holding on to "just in case".
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They only speak the truth! It IS cowardice
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when the brainworms have taken over
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmaooooo
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Calamari Cakes @calamaricakes.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
In which Furina's weekend plans are cancelled
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Stefanie Fehling | Moertel Pixel Art @moertel.art · 06/07/2023
Milky Way (2019) Pixel Art, 270x270 pixels
Pixel art drawing of the Milky Way glowing in rainbow colours over a highway extending into the distance.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
R.I.P. Tim Curry. He's finally escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... Heaven. Thank you for everything, Tim Curry.
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh absolutely, once they got around to actually screening the eps when they released which could be within a day. Shit barely stays in the zeitgeist for five minutes these days. Sucked when your country was a season or two behind though. 😂
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's crazy to think there are tv shows i watched seasons & seasons of religiously when i was young in the time before streaming that i've never seen the end of because either the scheduling was erratic or i missed it at the time it screened. Kids These Days have zero idea how good they have it.
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AND YET!!! they would still insist their implied coded yaowee is still better with better characterisation because they're so addicted to the gachaslop. it's sad and pathetic and i hope they realise it doesn't have to be like that one day
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
okay but the yaowee boys regurgitating exactly the same tropes and voice lines every single time is peak writing!!!
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
exactly. hyv have moments of good in their stories, but because they have to move on a character every patch to sell the next one, it's never going to be more than that. if they made an entire video game out of amph people would be like what is this disjointed plot-hole riddled, half baked crap lmao
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is deeply embarrassing, like play some non-gacha games, i beg. play something that doesn't rely on selling a character for five minutes so you can actually see what character development looks like
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
logging on to bluesky
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm glad they're happy being over on the professional bigotry website and too scared of millennials to come here 😂
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ずろ❄️Zlofsky @zlofsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dark Sun Gwyndolin 陰の太陽グウィンドリン #DARKSOULS #ダークソウル
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i'm so glad i don't know what either of those hashtags mean in terms of shitter discourse
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
mash through the dialogue until you're free to go your own way, then much later you're like i have no idea what the fuck this quest is
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every time the lotus says "stay focussed, there's a heavy unit approaching." without fail i say "it's me, i'm the heavy unit." even when i'm playing an entirely unlevelled frame with only my 1 unlocked
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i love my extremely queer friendly, complex, non-traditional f2p looter shooter 🥹
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it's crazy they even have this on the wiki(s) when it's that obvious playing the whispers in the walls quest. loid doesn't refer to him as "my albrecht" in that tone for nothing & the videos of albrecht make it very clear it's not just loid pining
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professional fake relationship enjoyer @fadetouched.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Logging in to Warframe for the first time in years this week and I was trying to figure out what I'd called my smeeta kavat and just assuming WF defaulted to calling them "Kitten" 😭
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
not being able to move on from a fandom is stunted growth. fandom has gotten weirdly reactionary about this but it’s true. if you can’t let go of characters created by someone suing amnesty international for identifying her as a bigot and need to be told that’s just fine you are not a serious person
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