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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a message to the others, the RAF should conduct limited strikes against the newly formed Republic of Piddington aimed at preventing a full-scale invasion
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone remind me do the billionaires usually give money to help normal people?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We can tell
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just dropping in to say: lol good
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Naan frisbee technique
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This guy is gonna freak when he finds out what his own son did…
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Noooooo!
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So England win AND McGregor fails miserably??! Perfect
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stop buying yellow cars ffs my kids are going to kill me
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lol
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Look, I hate the poisonous little cunts as much as anyone, but where are the wasps?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For YEARS they told us that all the kids being shot was just the price you pay to protect your country from tyrannical government and now look at them, the lying cunts
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I can see no possible way for this to go horribly wrong
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The context? The people of Belfast need more guns
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Group chats? Fuck no
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ah but also: can we do this please?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
48” vert IN HEALS
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SpaceX is worthless
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I have neither the language nor the resilience to explain how much I hate LinkedIn.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Never forget that the tech bros response to the climate crisis was to develop a technology that uses up all the energy and water whilst putting everyone out of work.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Anyone else starting to think this planet is just a messy bitch who lives for drama?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Both look like they’ve been stirring stew with their hands
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
‘Not saving enough’ ffs. Not earning enough? Not getting an adequate share of economic output to retire comfortably? Not being paid enough to live AND save? Just. Fuck. Off.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The ‘dead’ category sustains me
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Waitrose’s
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Look ma no friends
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is objectively hilarious
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ah fuck
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Cool cool
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I had massive balls before it was cool
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
God’s gay
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Iran could do the funniest thing rn
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The cover of Comfortably Numb by the Scissor Sisters. In its self a crime against humanity.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Universal healthcare Universal basic income Housing for all Affordable and reliable public transportation Like come on lads it’s not complicated ffs
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Not grilled tho, is it?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Also work as a source for acid in a water pistol
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wait you’re tell me this bee can spell?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Blanket MDMA airdrop
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Pee. Stored. Balls.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Romford hen do
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sir…
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Relatable tbf
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Reminder that aggressive wars are prohibited by international law
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Have you tried forcing it to play tic-tac-toe on loop?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I am begging tech bros to rewatch some sci-fi
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
More like absolute state of the union amirite
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
£10 says he shits himself on live TV again
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Tim has chosen...the SS
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”
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