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And all the girls say I’m pretty fly (for a reply guy)

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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think we need to remind people what we do to Nazis
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Quentin Tarantino Brad Pitt
ALT: Quentin Tarantino Brad Pitt
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alas no
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Massive issue that is already poisoning the well. Fake papers being cited by AI that then become further citations, AI training using hallucinated AI outputs, confidently wrong answers repeated by credulous humans...it is so so fucked.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a message to the others, the RAF should conduct limited strikes against the newly formed Republic of Piddington aimed at preventing a full-scale invasion
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone remind me do the billionaires usually give money to help normal people?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We can tell
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Photo 10 OMG
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who among us etc
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Portable Toilet Prank Gone Wrong
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This company is doomed to fail
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘I developed a regulation ‘high and tight’ haircut’
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thank you!
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is the report public?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shiv, laugh, love
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We are going to use all the energy and water because the very worst people to ever exist have the power to avoid being human.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Also, didn’t Steinbeck make a similar argument? Like…this isn’t just some made-up thing.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Soul??! 🥹
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Steve Martin is also old I think you'll be fine
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just dropping in to say: lol good
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Naan frisbee technique
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just tax the rich already ffs
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
‘They take our features and have their fun with it, loud in our laughter, silent in our suffering’
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Idiot
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You cannot change things without changing things
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We should be aiming to lowering it, right? That’s progress?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This guy is gonna freak when he finds out what his own son did…
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Noooooo!
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And Graham died??! What have we done to deserve this…?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So England win AND McGregor fails miserably??! Perfect
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stop buying yellow cars ffs my kids are going to kill me
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And also she was a right cunt
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wait she was murdered??!
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lol
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*crackling
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Funnier for them to lose in the final.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Arm it.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Look, I hate the poisonous little cunts as much as anyone, but where are the wasps?
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
ALT: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For YEARS they told us that all the kids being shot was just the price you pay to protect your country from tyrannical government and now look at them, the lying cunts
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They're all either sex and drug conduits or Russian / Chinese spyware. We are truly fucked.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Native Access but with no access. Just Native. Go Native.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I can see no possible way for this to go horribly wrong
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Well…put it this way. It’s not a no.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There is simply no way this airframe is up to standard. It would have basically had to be a ground-up rebuild and I bet he hasn’t bothered with all that.
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The context? The people of Belfast need more guns
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Group chats? Fuck no
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FaceFirst @facefirst.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ah but also: can we do this please?
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