💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was watching nfl this morning and a commercial came on with a bunch of North Korea (best Korea) imagery and I said wtf is this assuming it was a new banger paid for by the US taxpayers but it was just for Modern Warfare. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up. 020
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch? 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action. 2597
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Beautiful downtown Peoria AZ for the Mariners game. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Petition to start calling each other “labor” when greeting one another. Like, “What’s up labor, how are you doing?” 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Tyler Locklear’s ass is as thicc as Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh’s and I’m done pretending it isn’t. #goms #mariners 030
Reposted by 💰Derp SnerpletonCunk on Middle-earth @cunkonmiddle-earth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Around the year 1050 of the Third Age, #Sauron bought a house in Greenwood the Great and renamed it #Mirkwood. This habit of dictatorial overlords moving in and renaming geographical areas just because they feel like it is still practiced today. Unfortunately, we're severely lacking in wizards. 0178
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Greetings from on high, for today we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewett! 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I used to be the type to say “this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today.” Not anymore. Definitely not before 8pm. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Look at this idiot not a cactus. Euphorbia ammak. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Presidents Day protest in Phoenix AZ. The witches are here! 130
Reposted by 💰Derp SnerpletonPhoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 12/02/2025Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took officephoenixnewtimes.comHeap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took officeThe new, MAGA-aligned Maricopa County Recorder has already demonstrated a habit of stretching the facts. 033
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Oh sorry, can’t today. Watching Doechii TDC on repeat forever. youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c?...youtu.beDoechii: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/02/2025media.tenor.coma mascot with the number 3 on his jerseyALT: a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 02/02/2025My daughter just committed to Arizona State, Barrett Honors college. She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Today I just hope the fake Washington team gets an opportunity to lose to the real New York team. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Local hvac company got some zingers in a radio ad I just heard. Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat. You took the words right out of my mouth. Gross. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/01/2025So the plan, if I understand it correctly, is we open the door, get on the floor, and then EVERYBODY walks the dinosaur? 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I just ate 3 tamales. I usually have 2 but the bag had 5 in it and I didn't want one lonely one hanging around so I went for 3. I have regrets. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Got an infrared thermometer laser gun, my life is ruined. My knee is currently 88.4 degrees Fahrenheit. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Wait. Tim Twitter and Tim Tesla are the SAME GUY? 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Some Jehovah Witnesses just walked past 2 no soliciting signs to make my dogs bark and me stop working. They said “I’m not going to take much of your time” and I replied “You’re not going to take any more of my time but have a good day”. That felt good. 020
Reposted by 💰Derp SnerpletonzerØ ılılı @machinaezer0.bsky.social · 01/01/2025"Things you don't realize you need until you've seen them" 0163
Reposted by 💰Derp SnerpletonDylan Meconis @dylanmeconis.bsky.social · 08/10/2024Non-artists: please gently let your well-intentioned niche blogger friends know that generating an AI illustration for their posts is not a harmless novelty. There are so many sources for free, eye-pleasing, not-environmentally-rapacious images. Creative Commons licenses, public domain art history. 5052992372
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I’m noticing an increase in spam emails since November, the dumb ones where the message has no content and is just a .bmp with a shady link embedded. A result of America proving we’re suckers by electing a grifter? Probably. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Mike Homlgren looks less like a walrus now than he did with a full head of hair. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Tyjae Spears on the Tennessee Titans looks like a middle school player. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hey @phoenixnewtimes.com good morning. Love your work, been a monthly supporter since I moved here in 2021. If you want to do some investigative journalism on AZ Central, their subscription is a scam, and I got receipts. Xoxo 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’m bout 4 or 5 seconds from wilding. But in a Rihanna way, NOT a Ye way. 041
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My neck, my back, are cheese curds a healthy snack? 093
Reposted by 💰Derp SnerpletonDonkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024As Capitalmas is almost upon us, I hope you all will remember that Jesus is the reason for the treason ❤️ 075
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The most popular pro wrestlers are theatrical glam shirtless men. 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My interests are like the Salton Sea. Broad but shallow and poisonous and only poor people and weirdos live there. 032
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I can’t see if Mark Sanchez still has a pony nub or not this week. I hope he wasn’t shamed out of it. #seahawks 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I love the dichotomy between Matthew McConaugheys characters in Dazed and Confused and Interstellar. In the former he gets older and the girls stay the same age. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Remember when Nike, trying to break into the skater market, named a shoe the Choad? LOL www.nikesb.com/the-vault/pr...nikesb.comChoad 000
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Sleazin’s greetings. - Kate Peterman, Puppet History holiday special 2020 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024One of the more savage music reviews I ever read was someone said the Curious George soundtrack was exactly what Jack Johnson was made for. Guy just wanted to surf and play guitar, fucked up and got famous enough to be destroyed like that. 020
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 30/11/2024A user named ozempicpharma followed me and it feels like a personal attack. Gtfo here user ozempicpharma! 111
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Savannah Guthrie is an anthropomorphic giraffe. Thanks science. 010
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Not OC, found on Reddit. Not sure how or if links work. 120
💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The Walter Payton man of the year patch still looks like Darth Vader. Which is cool. 000