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💰Derp Snerpleton

@f8n4tion.bsky.social
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Comedy, music, culture appreciator. From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.

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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was watching nfl this morning and a commercial came on with a bunch of North Korea (best Korea) imagery and I said wtf is this assuming it was a new banger paid for by the US taxpayers but it was just for Modern Warfare.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The only king I recognize
Seattle Mariners salmon run mascot, King
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Beautiful downtown Peoria AZ for the Mariners game.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bout time I get some respect.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Petition to start calling each other “labor” when greeting one another. Like, “What’s up labor, how are you doing?”
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Tyler Locklear’s ass is as thicc as Cal “Big Dumper” Raleigh’s and I’m done pretending it isn’t. #goms #mariners
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Cunk on Middle-earth @cunkonmiddle-earth.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Around the year 1050 of the Third Age, #Sauron bought a house in Greenwood the Great and renamed it #Mirkwood. This habit of dictatorial overlords moving in and renaming geographical areas just because they feel like it is still practiced today. Unfortunately, we're severely lacking in wizards.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Greetings from on high, for today we celebrate the birth of our lord and savior, happy birthday Jennifer Love Hewett!
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I used to be the type to say “this is the dumbest thing I’ll see today.” Not anymore. Definitely not before 8pm.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Look at this idiot not a cactus. Euphorbia ammak.
euphorbia ammak, a succulent that looks like a stereotypical saguaro cactus but it’s small and has weird leaves.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Presidents Day protest in Phoenix AZ. The witches are here!
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 12/02/2025
Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took office
phoenixnewtimes.com
Heap takes credit for firing staffers who left before he took office
The new, MAGA-aligned Maricopa County Recorder has already demonstrated a habit of stretching the facts.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Oh sorry, can’t today. Watching Doechii TDC on repeat forever. youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c?...
youtu.be
Doechii: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
ALT: a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My daughter just committed to Arizona State, Barrett Honors college. She was upset because she can’t afford Pepperdine, but she’s good now. Fucking privileged white girls 🤣
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Today I just hope the fake Washington team gets an opportunity to lose to the real New York team.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Local hvac company got some zingers in a radio ad I just heard. Pull a rabbit out of my pants. I mean hat. You took the words right out of my mouth. Gross.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So the plan, if I understand it correctly, is we open the door, get on the floor, and then EVERYBODY walks the dinosaur?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I just ate 3 tamales. I usually have 2 but the bag had 5 in it and I didn't want one lonely one hanging around so I went for 3. I have regrets.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Got an infrared thermometer laser gun, my life is ruined. My knee is currently 88.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Who’s sorry for rocking the parties?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Wait. Tim Twitter and Tim Tesla are the SAME GUY?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Some Jehovah Witnesses just walked past 2 no soliciting signs to make my dogs bark and me stop working. They said “I’m not going to take much of your time” and I replied “You’re not going to take any more of my time but have a good day”. That felt good.
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zerØ ılılı @machinaezer0.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"Things you don't realize you need until you've seen them"
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New year, new me, new phone, who this?
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Dylan Meconis @dylanmeconis.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Non-artists: please gently let your well-intentioned niche blogger friends know that generating an AI illustration for their posts is not a harmless novelty. There are so many sources for free, eye-pleasing, not-environmentally-rapacious images. Creative Commons licenses, public domain art history.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m noticing an increase in spam emails since November, the dumb ones where the message has no content and is just a .bmp with a shady link embedded. A result of America proving we’re suckers by electing a grifter? Probably.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Mike Homlgren looks less like a walrus now than he did with a full head of hair.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Tyjae Spears on the Tennessee Titans looks like a middle school player.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hey @phoenixnewtimes.com good morning. Love your work, been a monthly supporter since I moved here in 2021. If you want to do some investigative journalism on AZ Central, their subscription is a scam, and I got receipts. Xoxo
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m bout 4 or 5 seconds from wilding. But in a Rihanna way, NOT a Ye way.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My neck, my back, are cheese curds a healthy snack?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Meme of Nintendo tweet saying free Luigi, then deleted the tweet.
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
As Capitalmas is almost upon us, I hope you all will remember that Jesus is the reason for the treason ❤️
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The most popular pro wrestlers are theatrical glam shirtless men.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My interests are like the Salton Sea. Broad but shallow and poisonous and only poor people and weirdos live there.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I can’t see if Mark Sanchez still has a pony nub or not this week. I hope he wasn’t shamed out of it. #seahawks
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I love the dichotomy between Matthew McConaugheys characters in Dazed and Confused and Interstellar. In the former he gets older and the girls stay the same age.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Remember when Nike, trying to break into the skater market, named a shoe the Choad? LOL www.nikesb.com/the-vault/pr...
nikesb.com
Choad
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sleazin’s greetings. - Kate Peterman, Puppet History holiday special 2020
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One of the more savage music reviews I ever read was someone said the Curious George soundtrack was exactly what Jack Johnson was made for. Guy just wanted to surf and play guitar, fucked up and got famous enough to be destroyed like that.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A user named ozempicpharma followed me and it feels like a personal attack. Gtfo here user ozempicpharma!
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Savannah Guthrie is an anthropomorphic giraffe. Thanks science.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Not OC, found on Reddit. Not sure how or if links work.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Walter Payton man of the year patch still looks like Darth Vader. Which is cool.
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