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💰Derp Snerpleton

@f8n4tion.bsky.social
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Comedy, music, culture appreciator. From WA, in AZ, stops in SoCal and SC. USN veteran. He him cishet genx ally. P cool. All my posts are facts, not opinions.

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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was watching nfl this morning and a commercial came on with a bunch of North Korea (best Korea) imagery and I said wtf is this assuming it was a new banger paid for by the US taxpayers but it was just for Modern Warfare.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing character arc.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 Don’t stop believin’ 🎶
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure the Daily Stormer is free and you guys charge $100 per year for the same content?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m still considering if I’ll see the next final Wu Tang tour. This would be my third 🤣
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The chin kills.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Valley Girl. 1983 Nicholas Cage, Deborah Foreman and Elizabeth Daily. Amazing 80s everything honestly.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw a local commercial for him in Phoenix during the NFL game tonight. Didn’t mention maga or Trumps endorsement. Which is interesting. Maybe leaning away for prime tv spots. Like a valueless coward.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock has Eli Manning face but friendly, not unsettling.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Solid film for Milroe to watch. Of Levis.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wonder what my representative thinks about this @repgregstanton.bsky.social
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The real question is was Domonique admonishing you or covering for you?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Is this also about her brother’s swollen balls?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You want an SA charge?
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a star wars character is saying `` it 's a trap '' .
ALT: a star wars character is saying `` it 's a trap '' .
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Considering their diet and exercise regimen, do hummingbirds taste good? Follow up, how many to make a single normal sized nugget. Thinking about becoming a millionaire, want to get an evil hobby lined up.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Closest to official imo bsky.app/profile/seat...
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Mariners app definitely says “delay” but no further information.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Best song to ask your speaker to play to get into a good 80s summer playlist sitch?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Mariners fans know better 🤣 I’ll watch, but I won’t be comfortable. 😁
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The only king I recognize
Seattle Mariners salmon run mascot, King
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Bigger than a horse's? I like the sound of that.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Something fishy about this Vance Boelter story. I bet Obama used Hunter Bidens laptop to send him emails from Hilary’s private server and radicalized him. And Schumer and Pelosi knew about it and did nothing.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Most rad messiah, no question.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nice. Thinking about heading to Tempe Town Lake tonight but also thinking about smoking and getting in the pool 🤣
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings Phoenix, huge turn out, lots of US flags, lots of music and community and collective joy and action.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I knew about the birds, I did not realize the technology had gotten so good to be in butterflies now. Damn. birdsarentreal.com Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
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Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real soft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudsoft fluffy cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy soft cloudbig fluffy sof...
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Looking forward to the imminent review.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Mix-a-lot slander? In 2025? Unacceptable.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
No judgement here bruv.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
People love to hate Jordan Peterson 🤣
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Screenshot of a facebook grandma saying she has a very unpleasant granddaughter, taken from Reddit r/oldpeoplefacebook
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You’re going HAM on the thumbnail for your “what’s wrong with postmodernism” video on the YouTube. Now I don’t want to watch it just to see what new twists come. At least 4 revisions yeah? 🤣
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I’ll never stop being mad terabyte doesn’t have a silent p. Do you even nerd, math dorks?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
They did something similar in The Orville, which I consider the spiritual successor. They would not leave the post scarcity tech on a developed planet because capitalism still existed. Also I just like to evangelize shows I enjoy 😁
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Border security is an authoritarian concern. Voters who want border security want this Rube. You’re supporting this Rube. So I’m no longer supporting you.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
For real.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You should confirm a few more of his cabinet picks Mr. Sinema.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
You may win, but at what cost?
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
All my curves are lumps and they’re in delightfully surprising places.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Someone should study this or commission a study. Not me of course… Liked and commented and subscribed and cross posted.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Face is way too large for this to be Charlie Kirk.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just want us to move on as a society from “gate.” This should be called Signalghazi.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
They honk when they pull up and then they ring the doorbell. In 2025. Either be quiet or come right into the house.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
No trigger warning? I triggered.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Beautiful downtown Peoria AZ for the Mariners game.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Named after Greek god Pancreaser, a known dickhead.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Saw them at Lollapalooza 3 in George, Washington. Wild band to see when the sun is still up.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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a man in a blue shirt with a patch that says ' tanker ' on it
ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a patch that says ' tanker ' on it
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
At the Korean corn dog place on my block they have half cheese half meat corn dogs. They sound delightful. They’re not as good as the all meat ones. Trust me, I’m an expert.
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💰Derp Snerpleton @f8n4tion.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Not a believer.
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