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@expressthewhatever.bsky.social
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Kills succulents by day, kills moods by night~ Deer, fennec, miscellaneous. No minors please Colorado

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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also train delayed 40 minutes because some asshat spit on the conductor
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plane on train. Kind of wild.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent whole evening diagnosing a stubborn code issue in a language I barely know to finally discover it was actually a data problem. Both enraging and satisfying.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This could be the best Resident Evil movie since the Resident Evil movie. youtu.be/mNd1gb19A-c?...
youtu.be
RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lol that’s not all that was wrong with it. Here’s some more progress pics replacing the water pump, thermostat, hoses and alternator. Cooling fan clutch also replaced. Starter and related wiring in progress.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Also for those curious about how my well-thought out purchase of the Trans Am is going. It’s going. After buying a bunch of parts I learned that this gen of Pontiac sometimes comes with Oldsmobile engines. After returning some parts, here’s pics of the fuel pump and power steering system replacement
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Think my phone is 9 months old. This is my fourth screen protector that was put on three days ago.
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👽 gob 𖦹 comms closed @goblinpng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🌙🌯
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Helped @leopardshark.bsky.social set up his fish tank
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Grateful for a partner that puts up with my bullshit @maksabre.bsky.social <3
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: My Chemical Engagement
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Nikki Noooooo @nikkithelion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Who let all these animals up on this hillside??
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Loomy! @loomy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is a photo featuring a fursuit
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Saturday night and hiding in the bathroom from Malort shots
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell
ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love

ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones 
I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
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Kayphix @kayphix.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Anyone going to TFF getting in tomorrow that would let me store some fursuits until my roomies get in later in the evening?
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Loomy! @loomy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A photo featuring a Fursuit
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Eros @eroscanine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Catching the last four minutes of #FursuitFriday for a first Bluesky post. Exploring the bamboo forest last November!
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The Fuzz Factory @thefuzzfactory.com · 11/03/2026
Spring is here, what a great time for a green deer! Here's Express! 🐾 @expressthewhatever.bsky.social #thefuzzfactory #fursuit
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There are three types of drinkers
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Commissar Crossfox 🏳️‍🌈🌹☭ @commifoxssar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#new #hot
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TUX @wrx-dawg.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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L🌼NE @lonepylon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey, you, you're finally awake - #darkart #digitalart #illustration #horrorart
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Nissou @nissoumutt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yote'n
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el gato barato @puppypawjob.gay · 17/01/2026
@expressthewhatever.bsky.social and stainwulf on IG #FurCon2026
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The Fuzz Factory @thefuzzfactory.com · 02/01/2026
Happy Fursuit Friday from Express! #fursuitfriday #fursuit #thefuzzfactory 🐾 @expressthewhatever.bsky.social 📸 @koopershiba.bsky.social
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Some holiday art of Eros! He’s got a present for ya~ Art by bashbl-ux on FA.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Jet lag going east versus jet lag going west doesn’t even compare. Going west it was like two days and I was pretty good. Going east and I’m on day six of wondering why I’m wide awake at 4am.
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Mak 🐺 @maksabre.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
🥲
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💍 ᔕᕼYEᑎᗩ 🏳️‍⚧️ @shyena.dog · 16/11/2025
I̴̡̙̹̯̩͈͓̰̦̹͒ ̸͍͕͂̾͐̈́͋͝ W̵̭̪͍͂̎Ä̴̢̛͍͖͖̬̰̳̜͚͔́́̈́̆̍́͝Ş̴̘̙̮͙̬̯̦̻̭̑͆͐̅͛̓́̒͆̎N̶̨̺͙̰͕̻̰̆̾͆͝'̵̱̹͕̺̤̹̺̑̓̇͒̇̇̎Ṯ̴̪͘ ̷̢͓̯͖̮͕͕̿̈͑͗̒͗̂͜ͅ D̵͍͈͖̹̯͕̜͛̂͊̄̇͌̅͘Ơ̵̦̪̺̗͇̝̣̝̊̾̔̀̊̈̈N̶̡̖̐̒͛́̀͆E̵̡̩͋͌̔̏̈̉̇͜͝
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Whelp. Probably the best picture I’ll ever take with this phone.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Toshabi @toshabi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Found the reference I needed most in the place I least expected it.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Mouse @mouseyymonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
denfur photoshoot with pals pt1! (when this inevitably gets shared to people's socials I'll make sure to tag 'em, made the rookie mistake of not grabbing bsky handles)
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Mouse @mouseyymonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
denfur pics pt 2! (tags to come!)
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Mouse @mouseyymonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
denfur shoot pt3, final! (tags to come!)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
by the cabin balcony
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Mak 🐺 @maksabre.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Get yourself a partner that will surprise you with a loaf sour dough from your favorite bakery ❤️
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Foxtrot Fursuits @foxtrotfursuits.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Eros the Eurasian wolf for @expressthewhatever.bsky.social Made in March 2023.
Black, orange, brown and white wolf fursuiter with sultry purple eyes looks at you with his arms crossed.Same fursuiter poses leaning forward against a stone wall. He looks over his shoulder at you.
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Cel the Time Dragon @celeblu.tech-dragon.net · 06/06/2025
... #FursuitFriday
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Road trip! :U
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“None of you were supposed to be here, but then Bagel broke his leg” -Cumulo (With Mak loudly shitting in the background)
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Procrastination question: if an application is obviously written with AI would you: A. Score it the same B. Score it lower C. Score it higher D. Make a BlueSky post instead of reviewing it
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Now I am on 10th floor, reviewing ChatGPT generated applications while a random furry who was sitting across from me has started randomly vacuuming the lounge area. Today’s narrative brought to you by procrastination.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
You ever just have a day where you’re trying to review several dozen job applications written by ChatGPT while your roommate cleans out?
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Ice-Hero ❄️ @iceheroart.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"Make it so, Number One." Badge for #TFF2026 theme
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