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@expressthewhatever.bsky.social
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Kills succulents by day, kills moods by night~ Deer, fennec, miscellaneous. No minors please Colorado

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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good ol’ tripod ladder
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Complained about the train while watching the plane xD
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also train delayed 40 minutes because some asshat spit on the conductor
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plane on train. Kind of wild.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
JavaScript. I made it all this time without ever having to learn it
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent whole evening diagnosing a stubborn code issue in a language I barely know to finally discover it was actually a data problem. Both enraging and satisfying.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No balloon is safe when we leave
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We just went yesterday. Excellent show this year!
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Your situation is incredibly relatable, down to the questionable news sources and inability to help themselves from raising topics that we never can have a productive convo on. Making it plain ahead of time certain topics means the end of a call is reasonable.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jeez bragging about getting your dick sucked on main…
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I mean it’s hard to keep track. Esther, Prudence, Doris, Lucille, Harriet etc. They never seem to stick around for some reason or other.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gonna vote Mable
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This could be the best Resident Evil movie since the Resident Evil movie. youtu.be/mNd1gb19A-c?...
youtu.be
RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pinched while I was slamming a car door shut
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Too damn clumsy
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So 3 out of 4 of these, I agree. This last one though was crunched and gave me the heads up to stop moving a door that was crushing the phone. The broken one was going to be the -last- one but since it actually served it's purpose I'm doing one more.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lol that’s not all that was wrong with it. Here’s some more progress pics replacing the water pump, thermostat, hoses and alternator. Cooling fan clutch also replaced. Starter and related wiring in progress.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Also for those curious about how my well-thought out purchase of the Trans Am is going. It’s going. After buying a bunch of parts I learned that this gen of Pontiac sometimes comes with Oldsmobile engines. After returning some parts, here’s pics of the fuel pump and power steering system replacement
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yes but you have to wait at least three days so I get my money's worth out of this one
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm keeping an industry alive
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Time to stop falling and start flying
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Agree for the most part. The other three I really think broke in cases the main screen wouldn't have. This is the first time I've had one that I'm pretty certain saved the screen.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It was no match for the Trans Am driver door
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Think my phone is 9 months old. This is my fourth screen protector that was put on three days ago.
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👽 gob 𖦹 comms open! @goblinpng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🌙🌯
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SORE! And get off my lawn!
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Daddy Cel
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Helped @leopardshark.bsky.social set up his fish tank
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*sweats*
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You'll be able to track me with the clouds of blue smoke it emits xD
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We're rapidly approaching a situation where this is necessary lol
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It was more of a happy side-effect :D
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You got some nice classics there yourself! *crumbles into dust as he calls these cars classics, remembering when they were new*
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Grateful for a partner that puts up with my bullshit @maksabre.bsky.social <3
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: My Chemical Engagement
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Nikki Noooooo @nikkithelion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Who let all these animals up on this hillside??
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Loomy! @loomy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is a photo featuring a fursuit
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’ll never forgive you
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’ll take my tequila like a man. A stupid, stupid man.
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Saturday night and hiding in the bathroom from Malort shots
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
At that price I’d be crabby too!
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
come by rrruffs room :)
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell
ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love

ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones 
I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
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Kayphix @kayphix.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Anyone going to TFF getting in tomorrow that would let me store some fursuits until my roomies get in later in the evening?
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Loomy! @loomy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A photo featuring a Fursuit
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Eros @eroscanine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Catching the last four minutes of #FursuitFriday for a first Bluesky post. Exploring the bamboo forest last November!
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Express @expressthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That or maybe be a wine glass. The table was getting crowded xD
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The Fuzz Factory @thefuzzfactory.com · 11/03/2026
Spring is here, what a great time for a green deer! Here's Express! 🐾 @expressthewhatever.bsky.social #thefuzzfactory #fursuit
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