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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let Ian's poetic misery soothe your aching souls. . . or sumfink like dat
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ian with a scoop on the World Cup Opening Ceremony. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ian's in America
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Denise, are you watching?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
No, Anthony in truth is a spring chicken
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He had it mainly when he was a student, so now he's old it's not such an issue (this is Mark writing this, who is even older)
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is exactly why we are called what we are called. Anthony has the syndrome.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fiveankles helps to keep Manchester United in the news cycle.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
. . .of this world.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sports washing:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We've dropped a sneak preview of series 3, which is being rebranded as "The Ian Fiveankles Show"
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Announcement due early next week
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy.
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Jason @jasonoflondon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" 😂
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[seasonal] pacanukeha❌ @pacanukeha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" - @explodingheads.bsky.social :chef's kiss: #ColinFromPortsmouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59C...
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I'm Shocked! Peter Mandelson Seemed Like Such A Decent Bloke!
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.
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Sock Council @sockcouncil.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Don;t really understand why this is a thing but it is brilliant 😂
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Come on mate.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So how's the AI going?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
We are in talks to bring a version of Sports Horn back some time early next year. We will be shouting about this from the rooftops as soon as it's 100% confirmed.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ian showing his age, again.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Should players be booed at their former clubs?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen.
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fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
In our view (at least one of our views) those Haribo adverts are the pinnacle of high art.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Congrats!
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
In a post truth world we are delighted to announce we now have 10 million followers.
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