The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Let Ian's poetic misery soothe your aching souls. . . or sumfink like dat 27922
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Ian with a scoop on the World Cup Opening Ceremony. . . 27319
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . . 511222
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 10/04/2026No, Anthony in truth is a spring chicken 010
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026He had it mainly when he was a student, so now he's old it's not such an issue (this is Mark writing this, who is even older) 100
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is exactly why we are called what we are called. Anthony has the syndrome. 130
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Fiveankles helps to keep Manchester United in the news cycle. 67613
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sports washing: 47720
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Football pundits when there's a tight offside call... 910123
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026We've dropped a sneak preview of series 3, which is being rebranded as "The Ian Fiveankles Show" 190
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . . 45311
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy. 16280125
Reposted by The Exploding HeadsJason @jasonoflondon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" 😂 0558
Reposted by The Exploding Heads[seasonal] pacanukeha❌ @pacanukeha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" - @explodingheads.bsky.social :chef's kiss: #ColinFromPortsmouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59C...youtube.comI'm Shocked! Peter Mandelson Seemed Like Such A Decent Bloke!YouTube video by TheExplodingHeads 0231
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings. 15353115
Reposted by The Exploding HeadsSock Council @sockcouncil.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Don;t really understand why this is a thing but it is brilliant 😂 1194
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre. 615134
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far? 1832495
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent." 627660
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1 613831
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you enjoy our work please buy us a coffee 🙏 ko-fi.com/explodingheads 185
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth. 10372119
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/12/2025"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line. 121757
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth 322453
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025We are in talks to bring a version of Sports Horn back some time early next year. We will be shouting about this from the rooftops as soon as it's 100% confirmed. 130
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Should players be booed at their former clubs? 510520
Reposted by The Exploding HeadsThe Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025If you enjoy our work please buy us a coffee! ko-fi.com/explodingheads 0134
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen. 1125686
Reposted by The Exploding Headsfiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago: 3272
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/09/2025In our view (at least one of our views) those Haribo adverts are the pinnacle of high art. 050
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025In a post truth world we are delighted to announce we now have 10 million followers. 815011