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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So how's the AI going?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Should players be booed at their former clubs?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"I painted a St George's Cross on a roundabout. What have YOU done for this country?"
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Colin from Portsmouth on Epping Forest
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The media every time Wrexham play
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Breaking News: 500 absolute wrong'uns arrested:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Man United are dark horses this year. All they need to do is fix the defence, sort out the midfield, learn how to score goals again, adopt a coherent tactical system and completely overhaul the dressing room mentality, according to Ian @fiveankles.bsky.social
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The guy who invented coffee
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"Jeremy Corbyn starting a new party? Who is he? Oliver Cromwell? He might as well be standing over King Prince Charles and Diana II and urinating on them! That's how much he hates our country!" Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's new party.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Becoming Reform UK to stave off the threat of Reform UK
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mark's been messing about with some AI image generating. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"It's not climate change. It's called WEATHER."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Rate everything! Review everything! All the time.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Mark's AI Assistant is a supremely talented moron. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When online tech support goes too far. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
New era, new pontiff, but Ian Fiveankles argues they've got big sandals to fill.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Love this website
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Is AI a good thing?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Have a look at our lovely merchandise. Wear it proudly (otherwise the fascists have won) t.co/eecIJOLUF9
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
📞"I went to America to show appreciation to Trump. And I thought I'd go for the whole tourist experience." Colin from Portsmouth has been deported to El Salvador 😢
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Are YOU a paid up member of the Gu Ramekin-hoarding tofu-eating wokerati? T-shirt available now! www.podcastmerch.co.uk/exploding-he...
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
"I worked hard all my life until I retired at 42. And it makes my blood boil that lazy snowflakes don't want to work." Colin from Portsmouth on the benefits system.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
BREAKING: Trump dodges trade war, citing bone spurs
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"Historians will forever remember when we held up very small signs." Democrats right now
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"love to the family"
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Ian's ready at the King Power, live on @footballontnt at 11.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Big big big BIG BIG BIG news. We will be making our live TV debut as part of the build up to Leicester v Arsenal on Saturday, 11am on TNT Sports. Photo by Steve Ullathorne.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Cutting aid abroad
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Zork The Puppy Destroyer has regularly said he wants to destroy puppies, and has recently spoken at a puppy destroying convention. But will he actually destroy any puppies? Our media think any such fears are an overreaction.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"FINALLY it's going to be the year of the rich elderly white man. Rich elderly white men have been suppressed for too long!" Colin from Portsmouth welcomes the next decade of power by Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
CEO announces that company is now "fully fascist."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The UK is under attack
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Utter Woke Nonsense
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
netflix have gone too far
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