The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . . 511222
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Football pundits when there's a tight offside call... 910123
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy. 16280125
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings. 15353115
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre. 615134
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far? 1832495
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent." 627660
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1 613831
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth. 10372119
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/12/2025"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line. 121757
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth 322453
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Should players be booed at their former clubs? 510520
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen. 1125686
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"I painted a St George's Cross on a roundabout. What have YOU done for this country?" 1025656
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Colin from Portsmouth on Epping Forest 728180
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Breaking News: 500 absolute wrong'uns arrested: 212943
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Man United are dark horses this year. All they need to do is fix the defence, sort out the midfield, learn how to score goals again, adopt a coherent tactical system and completely overhaul the dressing room mentality, according to Ian @fiveankles.bsky.social 516843
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/07/2025"Jeremy Corbyn starting a new party? Who is he? Oliver Cromwell? He might as well be standing over King Prince Charles and Diana II and urinating on them! That's how much he hates our country!" Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's new party. 619642
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Becoming Reform UK to stave off the threat of Reform UK 417452
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Mark's been messing about with some AI image generating. . . 712319
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 23/06/2025"It's not climate change. It's called WEATHER." 922252
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Rate everything! Review everything! All the time. 624148
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Mark's AI Assistant is a supremely talented moron. . . 619653
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 03/06/2025When online tech support goes too far. . . 516239
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech. 1124773
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/05/2025New era, new pontiff, but Ian Fiveankles argues they've got big sandals to fill. 919866
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Have a look at our lovely merchandise. Wear it proudly (otherwise the fascists have won) t.co/eecIJOLUF9 0524
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 28/04/2025📞"I went to America to show appreciation to Trump. And I thought I'd go for the whole tourist experience." Colin from Portsmouth has been deported to El Salvador 😢 12367106
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Are YOU a paid up member of the Gu Ramekin-hoarding tofu-eating wokerati? T-shirt available now! www.podcastmerch.co.uk/exploding-he... 16611
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2025"I worked hard all my life until I retired at 42. And it makes my blood boil that lazy snowflakes don't want to work." Colin from Portsmouth on the benefits system. 532072
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025BREAKING: Trump dodges trade war, citing bone spurs 6448164
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/03/2025"Historians will forever remember when we held up very small signs." Democrats right now 16521177
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Ian's ready at the King Power, live on @footballontnt at 11. 131394
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Big big big BIG BIG BIG news. We will be making our live TV debut as part of the build up to Leicester v Arsenal on Saturday, 11am on TNT Sports. Photo by Steve Ullathorne. 2329021
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 31/01/2025"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy. 10374108
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Zork The Puppy Destroyer has regularly said he wants to destroy puppies, and has recently spoken at a puppy destroying convention. But will he actually destroy any puppies? Our media think any such fears are an overreaction. 9801295
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/01/2025"FINALLY it's going to be the year of the rich elderly white man. Rich elderly white men have been suppressed for too long!" Colin from Portsmouth welcomes the next decade of power by Donald Trump and Elon Musk. 11390102
The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/01/2025CEO announces that company is now "fully fascist." 4529168