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Dmitry Grozoubinski

@explaintrade.com
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Author 'Why Politicians Lie About Trade' | Trade and Negotiations Explainer. Forever D&D DM. 🇺🇦 Born. 🇦🇺 Raised. 🇨🇭 Based. Substack: substack.com/@dmitryopines Media and training: explaintrade.com Speaking representation: cwgspeakers.com

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 4h
I wrote a little something about how we should better separate the legitimacy of the challenges people are experiencing from the legitimacy of what they're then holding up as the solution to those problems. dmitryopines.substack.com/p/on-legitim...
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On Legitimate Concerns
Problems, Policies and How To Parse Them
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 18h
Me: "Maybe we should cut these chapters on customs unions and single markets, they're a bit technical and no one will care now that Brexit is behind us, right?" My editor, for whom the future has no secrets: "Fool! All that once was will come again. There are no endings on the Wheel of Brexit."
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
Brenter means Brenter.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
Meesah violata meesah tweeety commitwents?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
I'm being told Article XXIV of the WTO GATT says the UK can rejoin the EU unilaterally and under any terms it wants with a one page memo... if Meghan Markle has the courage. Send post. Turn off notifications. Smash phone. Throw phone in river. Enter witness protection. Raise goats.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
New phone, who dis?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
Me and @samuelmarclowe.bsky.social 🥲
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 29/09/2026
Fact check: True. 🤷‍♂️
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Welcome.
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Alt: First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Punching the services sector in the crotch over and over again until it gives up and magically returns to me the glorious era of mass manufacturing employment I mostly invented and automation has forever replaced.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
No one tell the lads protesting at Dover.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Sounds woke.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Even if they don't they are still significant GDP contributors! GDP isn't just a measure of your salary!
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Services aren't real, Ben. Only goods made by manly heterosexual men in oil stained coveralls actually contribute to the economy. It is 1776 and I'm somehow already an idiot.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
"International students have little impact on GDP" is certainly a take.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 27/09/2026
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Elliered Sisters Of Battle
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 27/09/2026
I'm not exactly Reacher either, but then I don't let them put my face on posters with the word "Muscular" in size 72 font. This looks like if the Crusades were to liberate an Apple Store Genius Bar.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 26/09/2026
One obvious problem here is that both sides are led by bullies who believe the only time anyone would ever make a concession is if they were weak. Therefore any overture or attempt at compromise is interpreted as proof they've got the other guys on the ropes and are close to claiming total victory.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 26/09/2026
"I didn't say that, it was my AI Agent, Lil'hommie."
A screen grab from a Key and Peele sketch called "Lil Hommie" featuring the puppet of the same name.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
This could be a mediocre time-filler speech during a slow period at the Republican National Convention or Tory Conference.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
I just very gently feel like a lot of people here being like "WELL I HIRE PEOPLE BASED ON THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER" are doing more self-congratulation than practical advice. I wouldn't rob your house either, but I'd still advise you to lock your front door.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
Neither has any impact on your actual ability to do your job, and both could be interpreted as a failure to abide by professional norms. I'm not saying this is how it should be, I am saying it's not bad advice. (Also, obviously it depends on what your beverage looks like.)
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
Neither is turning up in yoga pants but I still wouldn't advise it because while a sufficiently even handed and enlightened hiring manager will look past it, the odds are not in your favor. They are probably deciding between 5 similarly qualified candidates. Why take the risk?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
Sitting down at the campfire with my friends, watching the stars, and sharing a laugh about how we almost wiped to trash in the last dungeon right before 800 screaming morons named Qock Swalla run past spamming the female nightelf with hilarious jokes about making them a sandwich.
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World of Warcraft: Clicking Play and Enter World
Alt: World of Warcraft: Clicking Play and Enter World
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
His community can't possibly be worth the reputational, ethical and game atmosphere consequences of ignoring your own rules to leave him unbanned.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
The Expanse (not on here) also included a significantly more realistic depiction of actual diplomacy than the Diplomat (inexplicably on here).
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
To some of the people telling the owner of a lesbian bar that she deserves to be firebombed, perhaps?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
More broadly I think "how much time do you spend affirmatively championing your cause versus using it as a permission structure to abuse those you disagree with," is a revealing question well beyond the statue pfp bros.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
😄
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
open.substack.com/pub/outsider... Yes.
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Outsiders Arts Club | Marie Le Conte | Substack
A quarterly night in London for people who want to get more into art but aren't sure where to begin. Click to read Outsiders Arts Club, by Marie Le Conte, a Substack publication with hundreds of subsc...
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
Precocious, imo.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 25/09/2026
Not necessarily what I signed up to @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com 's substack expecting, but I know many will find her curating the top OnlyFans to be a valuable service.
Substack Notification:
YOUNG VULGARIAN AT 3: THE BEST OF
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
"Peter." "Michael." "What do you know about 7 habits of Highly Effetive People?" "I know one habit I need is to stop wasting time trying to figure out if Diarrhea Lettuce and Puke Shrimp are health warnings or search flags on Grindr."
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
I look forward to the next IBCK opening with Peter asking you if those are gay slang terms.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
Respectfully.
My previous post with the words "I ran a company" circles with a giant arrow pointing to them.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
I'm drawing a parallel with Elon Musk's Grok X-bot generating underage CSAM...
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
If it was discovered that I ran a company that used a team of photoshoppers working remotely from North Korea to generate on-demand sexualized images of women without their consent, including minors, which I then posted live on Twitter, I do not think the response from authorities would be silence.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
If Elon Musk and half the Tesla C-Suite were currently in jail because Grok spent weeks generating CSAM-on-demand while they memed about it, Altman and the rest might be a bit more cautious about letting their little robots commit share price friendly press releasable crimes.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
I am wasted as... <checks notes> ...whatever the hell it is I do.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
Spill the Tea, Sis (2009)
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
If you have a wife, how come you never mention her?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
Oxford and Hull?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
Ok, fine. Clearly you all won't calm down until I do this, so here it is: the definitive list of who is and is not English in alphabetical order... (1/58,722,468)
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
I did, I think I retweeted it the other day. It's so good.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
I talk about LogFrames in the piece and they were rolled out for USAID projects in _1969_!
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
Be charismatic. Do not, not be charismatic.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
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Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026
Having now worked on the donor, recipient and delivery side of aid for quite some time, I had complicated feelings when Trump started bashing Effective Altruism. I tried writing some of them down. They may not have become more coherent in the process. dmitryopines.substack.com/p/effective-...
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Effective Altruism
Some Knee-Jerk Reactions from a Jerk with Knees
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
This theoretically means one day we can both be on at the same time! Then, whenever people ask about me, people will be able to confidently assert that "Dmitry knows Ball."
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
I find Yglesias tedious beyond imagining but Kruse is also perhaps overstretching a bit. The Biden Administration recouped a huge amount of underpaid wages from employers for employees, and Mayors in D+47 cities CAN "just do things" more than like, a Congressman.
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