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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He doesn’t even try to hide how much of a racist he is
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Reggie Jackson finally got me”
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💯 - he’s an absolute moron and can’t put sentences together which is a huge issue in itself but he’s not saying they should do it.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brilliant insights
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Smiling Foghorn Leghorn
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: Bari Weiss will direct the next four DC superhero movies
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would have killed to see this show
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s try that
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
KINDEL!!!!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had them all the way #H2P
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Steve Carell: It's Pretzel Day!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy can only lose with Tomlin’s players
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank goodness we got to listen to Herbstreit glaze DeShaun Watson for 3 hours
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks - but all we can do now is protect other people. Spread the word to everyone you can
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They likely bought his info off of a data broker and started calling him. And then a dozen different guys started calling him. This group appears to be based out of Jamaica but there’s lots of them
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks - spread the word to as many people as you can. Only way to keep others from having to go through it
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The issue we have is my Dad is convinced he’s right and won’t give up control. The bank has taken away his debit card and we have locked him out of my Mom’s accounts but the neurologist won’t say he’s impaired so I can’t get control legally. I’m glad you guys caught it.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks - it’s really hard and my 8 year old loves her Granddad. She can’t understand why he’s gotten so distant. My Mom is relatively healthy but the stress is killing her. Hoping we can keep some other family for having to go through this
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s brutal - I can’t emphasize enough how out of character it has been for my Dad to be conned this easily. Just a total gut punch
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A rapist quarterback lighting it up in Cleveland, that used to be us man 🥺
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, as a favor, please talk to people who might be vulnerable to keep this from happening to them. It’s heartbreaking and I hate to see anyone else go through it. Thanks for reading
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I say this to suggest that it’s possible for anyone to fall into this stuff and it’s going to end up destroying his legacy. He’s lost his wife, he won’t listen to his kids or family/friends and he can’t focus on anything else. And it’s all because he was willing to believe these guys. (8/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we can help anyone else avoid this situation, it would make the reality of this more palatable. My Dad is not a dumb man nor is he showing a lot of signs of decline. He still works full time and volunteers, goes to church and the Rotary/VFW. He was a very successful business executive. (6/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My point in sharing this to ask anyone with older relatives to make sure you talk to them about these scams and the techniques they use to persuade people to give away everything. We had no idea he was in this until it was way too late. It’s destroyed our family dynamic. (5/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ve tried everything we can to get him to stop but I can’t get a court order because he doesn’t meet the standard of being impaired enough. It’s like watching a car wreck and being powerless to stop it. (4/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hardest part is that he won’t give it up. He’s still trying to bring home “a package” and become a millionaire. He’s completely unwilling to give up on it. His marriage is failing, my sisters and I are at a loss of what to do. His neurologist and doctor say he isn’t cognitively impaired. (3/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s given them somewhere around $75K in money. Took out a loan on his car title, borrowed from friends and stopped paying all of the other bills. This is all the money my parents have. He owes thousands to the IRS and they are very likely going to lose their house. It’s a disaster - (2/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If anyone who reads this wouldn’t mind sharing, I’d appreciate it. My Dad has become ensnared by a group of scammers who have convinced him they will give him millions of dollars and cars. He just has to pay them for “regulatory fees” - no idea what that means. (1/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gorka-Mania is running wild!!!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still too high. Also, NIIIIICCCCEEEE
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anson Carter doing his best Brother Mouzon impression
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Brother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, Sir
ALT: Brother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, Sir
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, for one, believe that Dubas made an excellent choice on the Koivunen contract
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How’d you like that, you cheesesteak cholesterol Neanderthal dipshits?
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just made the same joke
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator - “They were not, in fact, getting remotely popular.”
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very weak call on DK
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Aaron Rodgers worked in any office in America, how many HR meetings would he average a week?
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IMPEACH
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Cartoon Character Eating Potato Chips
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Drevil Meow Mix Quote
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife - “Do you really need another Pittsburgh sports shirt?” Me - “I guess you don’t care about national security.”
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be easier to count the days where I wasn’t exhausted by the world
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems low
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would be a cataclysmic situation for the global economy if it was true.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you for this very real and relatable parable. You don’t sound at all like a guy who spends all day harassing people outside the bus station.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not a wanna be dictator at all. But I’m thinking of banning breathing”
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