Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike McCarthy can only lose with Tomlin’s players 030
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank goodness we got to listen to Herbstreit glaze DeShaun Watson for 3 hours 181
Reposted by ExpittriateBentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A rapist quarterback lighting it up in Cleveland, that used to be us man 🥺 1142
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If anyone who reads this wouldn’t mind sharing, I’d appreciate it. My Dad has become ensnared by a group of scammers who have convinced him they will give him millions of dollars and cars. He just has to pay them for “regulatory fees” - no idea what that means. (1/?) 434
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anson Carter doing his best Brother Mouzon impressionstatic.klipy.comBrother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, SirALT: Brother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, Sir 010
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I, for one, believe that Dubas made an excellent choice on the Koivunen contract 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How’d you like that, you cheesesteak cholesterol Neanderthal dipshits? 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Narrator - “They were not, in fact, getting remotely popular.” 010
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If Aaron Rodgers worked in any office in America, how many HR meetings would he average a week? 000
Reposted by ExpittriateMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican" 81138186
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026IMPEACHstatic.klipy.comCartoon Character Eating Potato ChipsALT: Cartoon Character Eating Potato Chips 021
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comDrevil Meow Mix QuoteALT: Drevil Meow Mix Quote 020
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My wife - “Do you really need another Pittsburgh sports shirt?” Me - “I guess you don’t care about national security.” 093
Reposted by ExpittriateThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 69129192820
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This would be a cataclysmic situation for the global economy if it was true. 100
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thank you for this very real and relatable parable. You don’t sound at all like a guy who spends all day harassing people outside the bus station. 030
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I’m not a wanna be dictator at all. But I’m thinking of banning breathing” 020
Reposted by Expittriate𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes. 4013896716
Reposted by ExpittriateJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed 832480487
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comWeekend At Bernie's Relaxation SceneALT: Weekend At Bernie's Relaxation Scene 030
Reposted by ExpittriateBIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Those A.I bros choosing to take a step back before something bad happens means something bad has already happened. 164
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The dumbest idiot alive was elected President…twice 020
Reposted by ExpittriatePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a fun drinking game you can play: watch the Cleveland Browns play football and take a drink every time you want to diminish your brain’s capacity to witness what is taking place 1480053
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is anyone else noticing the overhead cam is blurry in the middle of the shot? I’m worried I’m imagining it 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s nice during this difficult times that @hayekandhockey.bsky.social returns to his account to drive people nuts. 020
Reposted by ExpittriateNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Because Zohran Mamdani is a Muslim, he could never do what was needed from a New York mayor after 9/11: spend the next 25 years binge-drinking himself into oblivion. by Rudy Giuliani 91052115
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When it’s the first game for your team and then you remember your QB is 43 and a crazy personstatic.klipy.comAnne Hathaway's Happy Sad FacesALT: Anne Hathaway's Happy Sad Faces 030
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m thinking this might not be an ideal game from the Buccos 010
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comChild Yelling 'That's Racist!' MemeALT: Child Yelling 'That's Racist!' Meme 011
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026John Fetterman prefers the Gary Cherone era of Van Halen 051
Reposted by ExpittriateBradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No, Ms. Rollins, but I do remember the 21st night of September. 2351137
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026JFC - is there anyone in the US that doesn’t remember the details of that day? Come on 330
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This ump has the most erratic strike zone I’ve seen in this ABS error. He’s all over the place 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026JFC - he can’t even make the lies remotely believable 021
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“Vaccine skepticism is very dangerous and needs to be addressed” - RFK, Jr 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comGilligan's Island: Not a 3 Hour TourALT: Gilligan's Island: Not a 3 Hour Tour 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is the most “I don’t see race” moment of 2026 baseball. 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I doubt that I will ever be more disillusioned by any public figure more than I am by Fetterman. 010
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The absolute least popular man in Democratic politics wants to run for President? Good luck. 000
Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Apple and Google should be the first ones broken up when this nightmare is over. Pathetic capitulation to a child 052