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Expittriate

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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had them all the way #H2P
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy can only lose with Tomlin’s players
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank goodness we got to listen to Herbstreit glaze DeShaun Watson for 3 hours
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A rapist quarterback lighting it up in Cleveland, that used to be us man 🥺
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If anyone who reads this wouldn’t mind sharing, I’d appreciate it. My Dad has become ensnared by a group of scammers who have convinced him they will give him millions of dollars and cars. He just has to pay them for “regulatory fees” - no idea what that means. (1/?)
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gorka-Mania is running wild!!!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still too high. Also, NIIIIICCCCEEEE
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anson Carter doing his best Brother Mouzon impression
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Brother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, Sir
ALT: Brother Mouzone to Avon Barksdale: Good Day to You, Sir
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, for one, believe that Dubas made an excellent choice on the Koivunen contract
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How’d you like that, you cheesesteak cholesterol Neanderthal dipshits?
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just made the same joke
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator - “They were not, in fact, getting remotely popular.”
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very weak call on DK
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Aaron Rodgers worked in any office in America, how many HR meetings would he average a week?
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IMPEACH
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Cartoon Character Eating Potato Chips
ALT: Cartoon Character Eating Potato Chips
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Drevil Meow Mix Quote
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife - “Do you really need another Pittsburgh sports shirt?” Me - “I guess you don’t care about national security.”
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems low
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would be a cataclysmic situation for the global economy if it was true.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you for this very real and relatable parable. You don’t sound at all like a guy who spends all day harassing people outside the bus station.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not a wanna be dictator at all. But I’m thinking of banning breathing”
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026
The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Cangelosi was 5’8”, I weigh 140 pounds
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Weekend At Bernie's Relaxation Scene
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BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Those A.I bros choosing to take a step back before something bad happens means something bad has already happened.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cyberdyne systems approve of this message
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dumbest idiot alive was elected President…twice
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a fun drinking game you can play: watch the Cleveland Browns play football and take a drink every time you want to diminish your brain’s capacity to witness what is taking place
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is anyone else noticing the overhead cam is blurry in the middle of the shot? I’m worried I’m imagining it
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s nice during this difficult times that @hayekandhockey.bsky.social returns to his account to drive people nuts.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because Zohran Mamdani is a Muslim, he could never do what was needed from a New York mayor after 9/11: spend the next 25 years binge-drinking himself into oblivion. by Rudy Giuliani
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When it’s the first game for your team and then you remember your QB is 43 and a crazy person
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Anne Hathaway's Happy Sad Faces
ALT: Anne Hathaway's Happy Sad Faces
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s get some human rights first, shall we?
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m thinking this might not be an ideal game from the Buccos
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Child Yelling 'That's Racist!' Meme
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman prefers the Gary Cherone era of Van Halen
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No, Ms. Rollins, but I do remember the 21st night of September.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JFC - is there anyone in the US that doesn’t remember the details of that day? Come on
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This ump has the most erratic strike zone I’ve seen in this ABS error. He’s all over the place
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
JFC - he can’t even make the lies remotely believable
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Vaccine skepticism is very dangerous and needs to be addressed” - RFK, Jr
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Gilligan's Island: Not a 3 Hour Tour
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the most “I don’t see race” moment of 2026 baseball.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I doubt that I will ever be more disillusioned by any public figure more than I am by Fetterman.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The absolute least popular man in Democratic politics wants to run for President? Good luck.
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Expittriate @expittriate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apple and Google should be the first ones broken up when this nightmare is over. Pathetic capitulation to a child
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