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Existential Shred

@existentialshred.bsky.social
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Jesse | he/him | Minnesotan, metalhead, rhythm game player, Taco Bell enjoyer, aspiring horror buff, idiot.

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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18h
me and my friends would've killed liberty biberty with hammers I can tell you that much
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Learned today that insurance won't let me book a therapy appointment and a med doctor appointment on the same day, even if they're different providers for different companies. Very cool and not broken country I live in.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mornin
Nirnroot flavored Doritos.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay hear me out: Case Keenum, Vikings qb 1?
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday to everyone except the guys in the AMG comments under the new Noctule review (you can guess which ones)
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Elcor really fuckin cooked with adding emotional prefixes to their sentences. Great for online and irl interactions.
An Elcor from mass effect. "With unmatchable enthusiasm, let's fucking go"
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skol
Matthew mcconaughey frantically smoking a cigarette and staring at his phone, wearing a viking helmet
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I need to get into mindfulness. Every dull moment or walk in nature is just full with brain static. It almost impossible to keep thoughts on track, and if I'm not on my phone or doing something I just get interrupted and frustrated by racing thoughts.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If ya need me, I'll be in the depression mines until kickoff tomorrow 😴
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made it down to Duluth Trading Co, and i was waaaaay priced outta the denim there 😅😅😅 back on the Goodwill hunt.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clickhole headline featuring a picture of Inde Navarette: "No one was expecting it to blow up like that, least of all me." 
- Inde Navarette on the Bolshevik Revolution
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its 9 AM and the new neighbors have been partying since 9 last night. One silver lining to moving out is that this won't be my problem much longer 😌
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clickhole headline featuring a picture of Inde Navarette: "No one was expecting it to blow up like that, least of all me." 
- Inde Navarette on the Bolshevik Revolution
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Asserting my new rule of the internet that if a song exists, there's an AMV for it.
youtu.be
Ouran - Puttin' on the Ritz
YouTube video by MidwinterDance
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Bars
youtu.be
Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz (Official Video)
YouTube video by Taco
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bedtime delayed; I can always find time for humiliating the Packers.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yoji Shinkawa inspired commission from the impeccable @alzandah.bsky.social Mfw your song is 10 minutes long and riffless.
Digital artwork of my built in the style of Kojima Studio artist yoji shinkawa
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to an apartment viewing!? And i was the only applicant there!?! And its not a horrific fucking meth den?!?!
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That new VHS: Mixtape looks very much like my kinda thing. Metal cameos, sound-related horrors, wet puppets ✅️✅️✅️
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I see no evidence of God from the men in the West."
music.youtube.com
Traveling Alone
YouTube video by Woods Of Ypres - Topic
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been a loooong time coming, but nw first time
boxd.it
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Teenagers in a small town are dropping like flies, apparently in the grip of mass hysteria causing their suicides. A cop's daughter, Nancy Thompson, traces the cause to child molester Fred Krueger, wh...
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Where the goth girls at" Josh, you are 53 years old.
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X.x.Meat.Mommy.x.X @zombzorz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gang we are gonna drop our ep this year and I wanna promo it in hopes it will reach more audience but…. What the frick… how the heck???? I gotta do??? Huh??? What??? (I have no idea how to promo an ep release considering we have such a small following even tho I work so hard at the band and music)
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Deckard Cain standing at the Tristram water fountain. "If you don't stay a while and listen I will unidentify your items"
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know that, empirically, Master of Puppets is longer than Thing That Should Not Be, but that just doesn't *feel* correct.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The snare on the new Chat Pile record sounds like getting grab comboed by King in Tekken 3.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God doesn't want me to be a metalhead, cuz without fail i will get in a mosh pit and contract Some Sorta Cold two days later.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This and a black coffee
Tablature for the intro riff of Sepultura's "Roots"
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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To get a nipple piercing, yay or nay?
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kings of the North, babeee Skol
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
doink in chicago (positive)
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Skol vikes
Mascot Chiitan dressed in leather Viking wear holding a battle hammer. "Chiitan is a true nord!"
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mornin
Black band tee from Duluth Beatdown band Torment. Danny Devito is pictured saying "SCREW GOD!" in a pointy metal font.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not gonna rant here cuz its brand new and I almost never get out to premiers. But if that sorta thing doesn't affect your own viewing, I've got a Letterboxd for ya.
boxd.it
Jesse’s profile
Jesse uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 113 films watched. Favorites: The Social Network (2010), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Hellraiser (1987).
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Currently in a screening for Resident Evil, and the show is being delayed cuz someone projectile vommed all over in the earlier show. A very Resident Evil thing to have happen.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been to 3 thrift stores today and still haven't found a denim/leather vest. I am not giving Hot Topic $40 for one either.
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Timothy™️ (Not Tim) @posttim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leonard Cohen: “I heard there was a secret chord, that David played…” Metalcore Band: *plays panic chord* LC: *clears throat* “That David played and it pleased the…” MB: *more panic chords* LC: [yelling] “But you don’t care about…” MB: *panic chord breakdown* LC: “Those aren’t…” MB: *pan
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wish I was more impressed by Soul Glo's set tbh. Their usual guitarist who does the secondary vocals wasn't performing, which left a lot on Jordan who already looked exhausted. They had to Bolt after their set for a Chicago gig today, too, so just kinda seemed like their hearts weren't in it.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Effortlessly iconic
Raygun Busch, singer of Chat Pile, on stage singing in white cloth shorts and no shirt or shoes on.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Enjoying a $10 Hamm's, tyvm First Ave
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deleted my previous post cuz i thought anxiety attacks were gonna keep me from this show, but I made it to Minneapolis, so: Holy SHIT I'm gonna see Soul Glo and Chat Pile in like TWO HOURS!!
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it? Not the most profound video game series, but the first that came to mind. Also, follow @preservedcucumbers.bsky.social while you're here!
Comic strip of Kiera from Jak 2 reuniting with Jak and Daxter. "And Jak! You look...different." an excited Kiera turns concerned seeing her old friend, once cheery and youthful, now brooding and weathered by by the trials and torture of the last few years of tyrannical capture.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
However awful you think the new Falling in Reverse × Corey Taylor × Serj Tankian track is, it is 100 times worse than that. What an unforced error and utter nadir for Serj.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And its you that I'll remember When i think of love and awful things How easily it goes away
music.youtube.com
Remember Love
YouTube video by S - Topic
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Apartment hunting is a humiliation ritual cuz I'll be like "wow, cozy space, well lit, huge laundry room on site" and it'll be a community senior center 🫠
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the first time, in nearly 10 years as a lab tech, I received a green urine sample.
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Existential Shred @existentialshred.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wtf do you mean there's a "new Runescape?!" Bout to turn me back to the old me.
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