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ExcelGarou

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Hi, I love spreadsheets and dogs but mostly Werewolf: the Apocalypse. She/her excelgarou.carrd.co

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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 12h
You cannot share it with anyone or discuss it with anyone because nobody else has ever seen it or would care to vs getting their own unchallenging slop. It imagines an artistic work as nothing more than jangling keys to distract you for a time and then be forgotten.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 12h
What kills me is how their fantasies inherently prevent any sort of human connection or community. Obviously you lose the communication between creators and audience. But also, let's suppose genAI did manage to spit out bespoke content that touched you deeply.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 13h
It's all increasingly resembling the more naked absurdity of NFTs
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 13h
I love the two sesame seeds at the front of the bun, like they're his little hands / paws
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love the warm light hitting the slope on the left; draws the eye!
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
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Chaos Torgo @chaostorgo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#LotR #Tolkien 🗡🔥💙 #swordandsorcery
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Skeleton in a Human Suit @ladambell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Enjoy
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Markers, rather!)
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As it turns out, speaking in a (superficially) clear way that's not out to start a fight is the approach LLMs have been tuned for. So they swiped all the tools we use to try and be understood and now they're markets of utmost disinterest and insincerity. Yay!
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's because it was trained on a lot of material we write (much of it freely available online, but I suspect it's also because we often write in very particular ways to minimize misunderstandings and unnecessary confrontations. (Surely, if I word it in just the right way, they will get it!)
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Werewolf: the Essentials @werewolfessentials.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please share for visibility! Woohoo! Day Two! Today we meet the Dawn Tribes. Consisting of the Balam, Hatha, Hapil, Hearthbound, Kalaril, Kahaila, Nuwisha, Pumonca, Qualmi, and Qularil. They represent the collective dissenting interests of Turtle Island and Abya Yala on the Council of Tribes.
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Aaron U. Salmon @aaronsalmon.com · 02/10/2026
This is absolute virtual meeting background GOLD.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm always out here devising incredible handles, just passing em out
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gentrify THIS *posts ancient forest god dong and eldritch horror hole*
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rent-lowering, horny gunshots!
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Werewolf: the Essentials @werewolfessentials.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello, Kinfolks. We are so happy to announce that Book One: Cliath is complete and launches on Storytellers Vault and DrivethruRPG this Halloween! Over the next month you can expect daily previews and sneak peaks of what's to come! Please share this where you can and get ready for big things!
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible "yes, and" work by all involved, lol
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This really captures the energy of a pack having family dinner night at their Kinfolk brother's house... (Also, simply delightful. Everyone's having such a great time!)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Werewolf: the Essentials @werewolfessentials.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey there kinfolk, we've been a bit quiet recently, but that doesn't mean we've been slacking off. In fact, we've been busy as all get out, and will have an exciting announcement soon. Watch this space to learn more!
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Bozqurd серыйволк: Gray Wolf Howling
Alt: Gray Wolf Howling
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
棒
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading this and realizing I have never heard of this band is neither a mark of shame nor a badge of honor, but certainly reminds me of how fragmented popular culture has become.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm taking a stimulant holiday right now and that feels rough enough; stopping an ssri at the same time? You are wrestling with a hell of a challenge, try to be kind to yourself, and good luck!
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VOLINFER 𓅃 @volinfer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
CONTACT 👽 Reposts are much appreciated!
Character Design © KIIDFRIENDLY on DA
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They're just thinking of their dog's quality of life, have some grace. What if their dog had trouble with verbal communication and staying employed? D:
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Excited Shiba Inu Happy Dance
Alt: A shiba inu dog tippy tap dances in eager anticipation.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Given the relative ease of running a grift / getting attention in that sphere, I must sadly believe this truth.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am so, so sorry. I'll be keeping you in my thoughts, packmate
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My sympathies, this is such a difficult part of having a pet
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The opportunity taken to phrase it as "Tonge ... slipped them" is making me titter
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Girl, I get you
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lol understandable; those long flowing strokes call for some confident linework to trace properly
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ohhhh your beautiful work
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reinventing rune-casting from first principles...
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
;-; The ducks are also keeping vigil to make sure nobody sees him...
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There is an Ontario County in New York State for that same reason! (Funny enough, it no longer borders the lake, but originally did! As it got broken up into smaller counties, "Ontario" stayed with its county seat, further from shore.)
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Valkavian @qu33n-of-lies.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So this is going to be a semi long post, and has been something I have been talking about last hour? Maybe hour and a half with a small group of people in a WOD server. 🤔 Why in the world am I so adamant about playing a Crinos Born? In term of Werewolf: The Apocalypse. Funny enough? [1/??]
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Potachi! @potachi.ink · 22/08/2026
Play Among the Stars ✨
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tumblr and baldness memes: an enduring friendship
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Make him the cutest man car door hook hand 🎵
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even the standard copies of the Revised core have this glossy paper; it's very attractive as an artistic object, but for annotation it suuuuucks. One of a very few complaints I have about that book
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But it's still progress toward the original balance, if for no other reason than wolves were part of it to begin with!
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Of course there's more to reintroduce, and it can take a while for more complex and healthy ecosystems to reestablish themselves even when all the ingredients are present, and human activity in the area doesn't resemble the past 10k years, etc.
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I had some similar apprehensions when I saw the headlines about wolves not being a big benefit, but when I actually looked into it, it was just, "adding wolves back in doesn't fix everything on its own, nor immediately", which like... Yeah! I always figured!
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Later watching a tv special wherein a single mother and her child learn the true meaning of Reopening of the Farage Parliamentary Inquiry Day
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🥳 always keep the holiday spirit in your heart
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Unfortunately, the rich are unable to conceptualize this sort of responsibility
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ExcelGarou @excelgarou.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A reasonable conclusion one might reach after recognizing that "it is not reliably safe for me to render aid to a ship in distress" and "maritime law requires that anyone be able to render aid at a moment's notice because otherwise people die" would be "therefore I should not go out to sea"
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