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Luna/Serena/Sage

@lunainvidia.bsky.social
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creative-type, dongslinger, fat femme PNW transplant, half-native, Spring Court. I cry a lot.

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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i figured out the world's dumbest pet peeve i have and it's people making September by Earth Wind and Fire jokes *on* September 21st. WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER? IT IS 4:56 PM ask me tomorrow.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same energy as me getting on the bus and leaving despite the old guy smoking heroine telling me to come over and blow him. Like why would I take that guys suggestion and why is it news
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Old man at the coffee shop using SuperGrok and I'm thinking about how easy it would be to trip and throw my entire cardamom latte on his little macbook
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
do you think we're the only adult retail store to play the Clown Death songs from the Endacopia soundtrack on our speakers? impossible to know for sure
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I unlocked using 100% of my brain I'd probably just use it to save pigeons or something
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Ian H 💚🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @muchechops.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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🍁🎃Eski🎃🍁 @eskiworks.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm so tired of this. Again, with emphasis; Sex is a normal part of human existence. Art is a normal part of human existence. Sex in art is a normal part of human existence, and is morally neutral.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#reinathings
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
when you finally get to use the really nice box you couldn't throw away
A screencap of the music video for the Hoobastank song "The Reason", showing the lead singer looking pensively off camera in front of a pawn shop. The lyrics on screen have been edited from "I've found a reason for me" to "I've found a reason for BOX".
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
people who are my enemy and probably don't know they're my enemy: - weird chaser DVD guy - lemonade guy - person on mobile game who only gives me 120 pearls if I hire them to get me pearls - the girl in the redfin ad I keep getting on said mobile game
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
thank god for that one random hookup I ghosted when I found out his name, otherwise everyone i'd ever fucked would be in one room at the wedding I'm attending next month and I think I would have to throw myself into fraffic
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
ME: finally i have something I can post on social media for work that is very clinical and not horny at all (new brand of pelvic wand in, recommended by physical therapists and gynecologists) BSKY: this is the only post of yours we've ever auto flagged for sexually suggestive content. ??????????
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
okay sex/intimacy companies, no more products with "rose" in the name, okay? just don't for a while. thnx
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 22/02/2026
They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my period tracker app is like, we'd give you analysis but you're just sad and tired all the time, I don't think this is the hormones
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
we are in fact ready for #superbowlLX #goHawks #12thman
A wall of water-based lube for sale. Hanging from the display is a black body form with lime and navy shibari ropes in a harness shape, and "12" pasties in Seattle Seahawks colors
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Return to Silent Hill wasn't that bad
the Norman Rockwell painting Freedom of Speech, showing a workman standing up in a council meeting.
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Divine Homoeroticism @korakios.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HOT young gods in YOUR area want to CHAT!! ✨🏺👀
Three beautiful twinks touching eachother suggestivly while facing you with beckoning flirty eyes. Bright light illuminates from behind as well as seemingly eminating ftom the middle twink.
Their headwear indicates their identities, left to right: Dionysus, Apollo, Hermes. A flowing iridecent fabric surrounds them, uniting them as three of one whole. A divine trinity.
They stand among columns and clouds of incense, before what may be a bed, a lavish scene.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
being at work is hard
A screencap of my email inbox. Text reads: 
Honey's Place New Arrivals Guide - New Arrivals Guide
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Designed by Thirst. Perfected by Science. The Labs return 01/30/26! - Bad Dragon Labs will launch January 30th, 2026!
The Stranger Slog AM: ICE Executed a Man on the Street in Minneapolis 
SVAKOM Edge Your Way to Ecstasy - A Playful Guide to Slowing Down and Feeling More
VistaPrint NOW -> $15 off orders $75+ Our Buy More, Save More sale is back vistaprint® Ends Friday
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Coyote & Crow Games @coyoteandcrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mark your calendars! Legends & Icons is coming to Kickstarter on February 10th! A tome of 100 spirits, creatures, sentient machines, terrifying cults, militant organizations and more for your Coyote & Crow game. Get notified! bit.ly/4sCMFPH #ttrpg #rpg #tabletop #NativeSky #IndigenousFuturisms
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Coming soon: Coyote & Crow: Legends & Icons
A Tome of Creatures, Spirits, and Characters for your Coyote & Crow Roleplaying Stories!
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Gearworks Productions @gearworksart.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
a poster for the Curio anthology comic, featuring Elsa Dunwick. #art #poster #comic #library #monochrome #curio
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A porn DVD cover showing a threesome has been poorly edited to look like Santa and two elves carrying clip art presents. The text, originally "3 Ways To Play" has been edited to say "3 SHOPPING DAYS To XMAS"
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Once you know how ChatGPT writes- like this, a very specific voice- you'll never be able to stop seeing it. Short sentences. Like a revelation. As if it has something important to say. Like therapyspeak. Even in event descriptions or marketing copy- it'll try to make some kind of grand statement.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
can someone invent an e6000 tube that doesn't split apart, rendering the entire tube useless, after three uses
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
a sketch of Zooble from the Amazing Digital looking sad and drunk. text says "I have no cock and I must cum"
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Colton Armstrong @colton-armstrong.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked. Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight? Also go support Nakufin.
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A screenshot of the voting page for Best of Seattle's Best Sex Positive Shop listing, with Wild at Heart surrounded by hearts. The graphic overlay reads "We're honored to be a finalist for Best of Seattle! Thank you, Ballard, for nineteen wild years. Here's to many more. You can vote for us on their website until 11/19)
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wildatheartseattle.bsky.social @wildatheartseattle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*dusts off page* wanted to let everyone know we have the @filthyfigments.bsky.social anthology Transfixed in stock! Get it now while it's hot! (it will always be hot, but stock is limited)
A shot of a pile of books in a shop. "Filthy Figments Presents Transfixed, A Trans and Genderqueer Erotic Fairy Tales Anthology." The cover art depicts art of hot merpeople entwined.
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 16/09/2025
oh my god THEY'RE EXPLODING
The bottles of Kirkland Signature Prosecco Valdobbiadene are at risk of exploding, even if they're just sitting on a counter, Costco said.
People who have one of the bottles are advised to leave it unopened and to wrap it in paper towels and put it in a plastic bag before discarding it in the garbage can.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
for some reason, whatever AI thing that pushes out the cishet omegaverse slop they put in webnovel ads is really fixated on Eddie Redmayne? all the villain alphas are Edward Redmayne of the Red Moon Pack with his evil daughter Marcy Redmayne. Where did this come from?
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don't know what Lenovo Vantage is but my cat really really wants me to download it
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ebi @ebihimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
There's something deeply unpleasant about an org which claims to be censoring games 'for the sake of women' going after creatives (many of whom are women) and trying to wrench their livelihoods away As a woman I don't want to be used as a shield for puritanical anti-art policies
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Divine Homoeroticism @korakios.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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a crow bursting with golden light, flanked by various botanical elements. gold fluid drips from its chest
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
the kids are very afraid of cringe and it feels bad so listen up: when I was your age we used to put "FLAMES WILL BE FED TO MY PET HELLHOUND WITH SYRUP ON TOP! MWAHAHAHAH" and honestly I think we could use more of that attitude these days. (flames= bad reviews)
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Leif B. Lemmon @leiflemmon.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
ME: oh HELL yeah, they got soup you can slurp on clearance! This'll be perfect for the convention! MY BEAUTIFUL AND PATIENT AND INTELLIGENT PARTNER: ...hon, this is baby food
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I fucking hate it here (was trying to look up a picture of an item at work to reprice it)
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
For any artists dealing with adult content bans, I want to encourage you to get involved in the sex worker rights movement. While illustration is not the same as sex work, we share many of the same struggles, and our fights will be stronger if we collaborate.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
there's not much that can top the satisfaction of hearing a guy cry out in pain as i hang up the phone (he asked me a nasty question and i banshee screeched into the receiver in response)
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
we are going to need to keep up this 'yelling at payment processors' energy for more than just today Ideally, we will need to keep up this pressure over a span of a few weeks As many people as possible, each making 2-4 calls a day, for a few weeks, is going to make the biggest impact
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Void🔞 | VGen @voiddebris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign But we can EASILY top 1,000! I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send! ↻💬♡ to boost We CAN make a difference 💕 #itch #censorship 1/🧵
Digital graphic with the text "anti-censorship campaign" and screenshots of headlines about how multiple storefronts have removed NSFW content due to pressure from payment processors and Collective Shout.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Something to consider: if you have a banking service that uses Mastercard, you can call your bank and lodge similar complaints. I'm on hold with BECU right now to tell them that I want them to drop Mastercard. If every Seattle queer with BECU also calls, their lines will be tied up all day.
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Autumn Ivy @autumnivy.net · 24/07/2025
This was crafted by a legal representative I know personally. docs.google.com/document/u/0... Usually when you call you just get a voicemail inbox but they do listen to them especially when they become suddenly full! Find your reps easily here:- www.congress.gov/members/find...
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Financial Censorship Call Campaign
Hello! Thank you for taking the time to call your local representatives about this issue. To find your state representative, look up “town/state you live in” + “representative/legislator/senator” Yo...
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