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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the meantime, here's an unspecified russula And I disappear again, night night!

Photo of an unspecified russula on the forest floor, hiding in amongst the fallen leaves and tree stuff

Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I did get home on time, but family exhibited signs of sickness shortly after I showed up and... I'm sick now. At least it waited til I got home to make me feel like trash-garbage. Plus I got flu+covid vax while there :) I've been sleeping constantly since Thu and I'm gonna get back to that soon.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Historically, "King Cock" is PVC. "King Cock Plus" is TPE, and "King Cock Elite" is silicone. I bought one of these sliding skin things years ago to have a look at it and couldn't handle it without gloves since PVC and I don't get along.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm seeing a couple places calling this silicone, but the price point has remained where it is for quite some time. I'm pretty sure it's still a PVC dildo and shouldn't be used by anyone.

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Our newest fantasy vaginal plugs are here! The Vixi Demon (inspired by the Sensi) and the Nubbler Probe (a cervix-nudger.) Two wonderfully weird designs! Each available in 2 sizes, in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-pl…

A pile of fantasy dildos, except they're too short and narrow-based to be traditional dildos. Each has a phallic head with fantastical bumps, a bulging midsection lined with scales and bumps.

Three angles of a different fantasy vaginal plug. This one is more tapered, with a nubby tip, a knot-like midsection, and a base that's also too narrow for safe anal use.

The first plug, the Vixi, pictured laying on its side for a closer view of the side texture, which is all sculpted smooth.

A hand holding the second design, the Nubbler, with its rounded nubby tips pointed upward.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just do the sculpting! Bossman will teleport me over for pours at some point in the future, I'm trying to get family comfortable with caring for my critters while I'm gone first, but some day! ❤️

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🤔 [sculpt this thing when I get back from vacay, because yES]✍️

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I appreciate that! I'm headed up thru Madison since the family I'm bumming it with is in the void approximately east of Eau Claire, but I do have family closer to Waukesha for future adventures!

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm hiding most of the time so my absence won't be noted but fwiw I'm gonna fuck off to WI next weekend. Whatcha'll want? Aside from cheese. I already gotta take cow and cheese pics, so anything else I should look for I will.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sneaky sneaky peak The nubby one is for the folks who like cervix stuff. It's me, I'm folks, with a very self-serving design. But hey that's worked before!

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm rested! Here's this without the hand trauma attached! ER visit was a lot, so I'd like to move stuff. Selling a bunch of things, come have a look! Grab goodies and maybe a Mothman sites.google.com/view/yalesal...

Screenshot of Google photos showcasing 100 sex toys and a bunch of sewn mothman plushes

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It covers the initial cut and the three stitches lol

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Too much stuff coming out of it initially so I bandaged tight to quell it. Removal of first bandage and it..."Opened like a maw, vomiting a waterfall of blood." I've injured this hand doing this exact nonsense four times now, but this one was beyond me.

Harder to see, but scar running partially on knuckle of the same damn thumb. It is diagonal to the orientation of the photo, with the top right being the highest part and the bottom left being the lowest.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If anyone is curious. Warning, stitch picture is bloody. Album showing the knife I was handling poorly + immediately bandaged finger (before I realized it was ER time), scrape on middle finger Second pic in ER, crescent cut on side of knuckle Third is stitches photos.app.goo.gl/cn3HTb9KKfvj...

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

😂 that's how that ended up here in the first place! No painkillers and he fumbled any application of lidocaine, so I got to rawdog 3 stitches. It was... man I do not want to do it again! I'm just nursing my precious bb naproxen at home.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

When I get these vibrators up we're gonna be at a cool 100. If nothing else, it's worth the spectacle in observation. Please wait 'til I'm done, then wait a little bit longer so I can completely disconnect from the world for a minute.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Did a stupid thing and had an ER-worthy cut on my finger this morning. You can hold onto this, but there's nothing there yet. Same concept/layout as my previous digital yard sale, just dong focused for now. Will be adding to it. sites.google.com/view/yalesal...

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It totally is. Highly recommend this color combo, it's even more stunning in person.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Yes, me too! It's a super old design that I went over a few times, and Uncover requested I make the semi-final design have a less round head. I really love how it ended up!

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

James was like, "please make a dick v plug" and I was like YES ACTUALLY It looks so good stretched too. Makes me want a hot do- uh, less narrow pelvic cavity real bad.

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-pl…

A pile of penis-shaped vaginal plugs on a stark white background.

The 4 sizes of the Opimus Vaginal Plug in order from slimmest to the most thick. They're all nearly the same height, but get considerably thicker with each size. The proportions are stretched out, making the rounded head fatter and more cap-like as it sizes up.

The largest Opimus Vaginal Plug pictured from three angles to show its potbellied shaft shape.

A real person's hand holding the second size of the Opimus Vaginal Plug to show scale.

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Instagram got the first peek at the next vag plug joining our line-up, but now it's your turn! This one is a realisticish phallic design. It'll be available in 4 sizes, starting with an "average" size and ending with an absolute whopper! And we have even more v plugs to come!

A 3D printer with 4 increasingly larger phallic vag plugs hanging upside down above the liquid resin bed. They're freshly finished printing.

A second angle of the freshly printed vaginal plugs. They're abstractly dick-shaped, with very plump bodies.

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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews @3dfrost.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Faeles from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is an instant fave. It's not every day that I get a dildo that hits all the right spots, fills me up, and keeps me riding for hours, but this one blew past my expectations and has a permanent place beside my bed. Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...

A purple fantasy dildo with text: Uberrime Faeles.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It was all about the potential for upgrading it, everyone else went to sleep and my sleep disordered self was like "Draw dicks now??" with some memes thrown in for fun. One of my breaks had me digging through my massive collection to make sure the curve matched the old Dulce haha

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Some of my pictures. Went with Great Aunt and Grandma. We can talk more of it, but preferably privately.

Thomas Dambo troll at Morton Arboretum, circa 2021

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The Dulce, one of our best g-spot/prostate dildos, has been remodeled! Don't worry, we left that *deep* curve intact. The Dulce and the Dulce Uncut each come in 2 sizes. The realistic details on these new models are truly gorgeous! uberrime.com/a/search?q=dulce&optio…

Two variations of a realistic dildo with a bulbous head and a very tightly curved shaft.

A pile of uncut realistic dildos in fantasy dildo colors.

Two sizes of the Dulce standing next to a soda can for scale.

A pile of circumcised realistic dildos in skin tones.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

C.W. ADULT TOYS BELOW While Mr. James finishes doing the listings on Shopify, I'm gonna show off some silicone handywork while those listings go live. The Dulce, both Cut and Uncut, were literally designed overnight when I mentioned to Kat that we should "consider" updating the model. uberrime.com

The Dulce Dildo, custom made to order in up to three colors and from soft and squishy to firm density silicone.

The Dulce Dildo comes in two sizes, standard issue and much bigger.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Thomas Dambo did trolls at the Arboretum near me a number of years ago. Spectacular work

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It was around your written review that we were in talks of a *potential* upgrade. My sleep was reversed so while everyone shop-adjacent went to sleep, I did some sculpting... and the FL crew woke up to new designs We're chaos hahaha

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Oh okay Tentacoil. Still don't feel old yet.

"Tentacoil," my original sculpt from apparently 13 years ago, three castings in silicone sitting on a table with the mold.

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Our latest release is a long time coming: FANTASY VAGINAL PLUGS! Three textured tentacles: Haliae (sculpted from Sensi), Thetis (sculpted from Suavis), and Galene. Each are available in 2 sizes, in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors! uberrime.com/collections/...

A pile of tentacle vaginal plugs on a white background. The plug is a tentacle forming a Sensi-like shape, with its tip curled into a prominent head, a sucker-lined midsection, and a narrow 'neck' leading into a narrow flared base that's not wide enough for safe anal use.

Another pile of vaginal plugs laying on a white background. This tentacle is sculpted in a Suavis shape, with an angled body lined with suckers.

A third pile of vaginal plugs on a white background. This tentacle is more squid-like, with a cup-shaped tip and broad body.

A gloved hand squeezing a tentacle vaginal plug in the middle of a busy dildo-making studio.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

(for all: Faeles is absolutely inspired by this vibe that Creeper has but like... not... not this. I like monsters but this is not Morrowind's finest lol)

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Well he definitely took all my wares at their exact worth. Thank the divines he didn't look like this though, but maybe they went to the same school of business.

Creeper, from Morrowind, a scamp who buys your wares at their actual value. He's one of two merchants in the game who you want to cozy up to, the other being the Mudcrab Merchant.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Stranger came to me in glass armor and sent my soul to Oblivion 😃

Photo of a hand holding a dildo over a sink. The dildo is a medium Faeles from Uberrime

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I've been to 5 (IL, WI, MN, IN, and MI), and it's a tossup between IL and WI. I was born here, I live here, I like IL, especially right now. But I also grew up in WI and I have a soft spot for it. And trauma. But, you know, soft, cheesy spot. We'll say my favorite is IL.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I didn't want my bias for ancient, grey tree dudes to color my choice, but Treebeard is definitely boyfriend material.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Do I ask what the sexiest tree is, or just go with something unique? Big chunky baobab during a wet season, mangroves just...being mangroves. Ficus? That ancient bristlecone pine? So many options.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I like how we have this contrast of "this has been in the hopper for months/a year" and "this whole new thing was done overnight"

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

omg The Cave of Trophonius I'm gonna die by pear.

"Fruit-related accident, pear" from The Cave of Trophonius

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Also because I was looking too closely, I've now made the assessment that the lunula on my left thumb is the best one I've got. Fun!

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It's two feet long when unfurled and has many languages on it. There's nothing indicating what on earth it's for since it covers most of the bases. Maybe it came out of the package of that bullet vibe I picked up a while back to help sift bugs out of frass.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

This just popped out of nowhere, like I turned around and it had materialized on my desk. 1) what did I buy that came with this and b) why do I need a microscope to read it

Photo of a hand holding a small paper with impossibly small text. It reads, in part, "Dear customer, Congratulations on the purchase of your adult pleasure product! This customer information guide provides useful advice and tips on how to use and care for your product. Please keep this information for your reference," and then goes on a way. Much of the text is obscured by a thumb, because the text is tiny.

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Positively in LOVE with this pour omg

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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Despite everyone in Joliet and adjacent to it (hello it's me) rallying against the city letting this utterly fucking massive data center get built there, the city officials decided to sign their term-death and approve it. It's utterly disgusting and wasteful.

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