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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

yeah, so when i said we must defend academic freedom, i didn't mean freedom to research that new species of microbe you discovered. yeah, so we're actually defunding that. i meant eugenics

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

hi, i just woke up from a 20 year coma. the last thing i remember was watching christopher hitchens youtube vids. i have luckily woken up just in time to weigh in this specific news story about academic freedom being under attack, and no others. i look forward to a spirited discourse with you all

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

- blue eyes as a cuck prevention mechanism: link.springer.com/article/10.1... - men evolved to like small feet because small feet == youthfulness link.springer.com/article/10.1... - women wear high-heels to make their spine shape all sexy: www.frontiersin.org/journals/psy...

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

excluding the race science ones: - lap dancers earn more money when ovulating: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... - evo psych is criticised because of our evo psych: psycnet.apa.org/fulltext/201... - oral sex as infidelity detection www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

i've seen bell curves you people wouldn't believe...

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

they are indoctrinating our kids in college now by saying that proteins exist as a statistical ensemble of many different conformations. this is woke insanity. proteins have one fold, as determined by the folding energy landscapes global minimum

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

of course, there is still turmoil in the world, but right now is the best time in human history to be alive as a CEO of a large company

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

rip jeffrey, you wouldve loved the twitter account evopsychgoogle

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

wow Aella just dropped an article that puts the entire scientific community to sh-

one of Earth's top scientists on sex and gender has published her latest work, open for all to read in a widely read venue on that science topic, where it will receive far more peer scrutiny than any lesser forum provides

with that said if she really wants to dethrone the larping pretenders, the paper probably *could* stand a linked appendix with a more detailed methodology section. I expect her methodology was great but I don't actually know what it was.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

alright, so the data in my paper isn't real. but the fact that it *could* be real says a lot about society

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

my detractors are saying it's due to women's clothing lacking pockets. but such an explanation ignores that Claw Grip is highly heritable. women also share an evolutionary ancestor with praying mantises. coincidence? maybe. but maybe not. lots to consider

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

berries and powerful talismans are the most likely candidates for such objects

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

it has never been more over for evo psych than it is right now. this was all i had left, and it's gone, it's fucking gone

Finally, we analyzed associations with fictional predictors to demonstrate that the evolutionary explanation is no better than any other explanation one can come up with by correlating gender differences with any variables higher in the West, such as a medical conspiracy. The average correlations between gender differences and our fictional explanations are presented in Table 2 (see SI Appendix, Table S3.1.1 and section 3.1 for a detailed table for each study, together with motivations for the fictional explanations). All variables were comparable or stronger predictors than gender equality, and no predictor had stronger overall correlations than the simple Western indicator. The same was true in comparison to other developmental variables (see below). Consequently, if the GEP had been picked up by people forwarding any of these alternative accounts, rather than evolutionary researchers, they would have found just as much support for their assertions from these data. Thus, there is no evidence that the predictors identified by the evolutionary perspective have any special relationship with the gender differences, or display discriminant validity, as expected if they drove the association. Rather, all relationships appeared to be a consequence of the variables’ association with the West.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

the woke failed to account for [spins roulette wheel] polygenic scores

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

[average biologist]: i've been studying this conserved domain of unknown function for the past 2 years, and i still don't know what it's doing [average race science guy]: i SEE the fitness landscape of evolution stretching back in time. i HEAR its symphony. and it says i'm correct about racial IQ

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

currently at the annual Conference for Racial Hygiene, and i notice a striking lack of leftists here, which just goes to show how little they care about hygiene

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

you, a dumb normal person watching HBO's Succession: "wow, what a scathing satire of late capitalism" me, an evo psych professor who can actually understand HBO's Succession: "Logan Roy is old lion, Kendall Roy is da young lion"

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

but yes, we can only defeat Trump once we understand his evolutionary psychology, or something

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

i keep hearing that Pinker is a great writer, but that second sentence is very poorly written

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

just casually thinking about Elon's semen quality

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I personally don't see how there's a threshold there

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

oh, you think Elon is a weird freak for impregnating random women and abandoning them? have you considered that my evo psych graph says he's based, actually?

Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) tweets:

Today I learned that almost nobody who comments on women having babies with billionaires has any understanding of the 'polygyny threshold model' (Orians, 1969)

Pro tip: before stigmatizing 'single motherhood', consider.the genetic quality of the sire.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

my research funding is gone, my paycheck has dried up, and i've had to resort to to cannibalising my newborn child to fend off starvation, but i am still thankful to Elon Musk. he has given me selection pressure, which will let me evolve super intelligence and strength

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

if your society is so fragile that "feminist criminology" can destroy it, then it probably deserves to get destroyed

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

i feel like there's been a miscommunication. i voted for Trump to cut the government funding for useless research, but instead he cut my research

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

biology is just the study of goo. you're studying fucking goo

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

only people with 200+ IQ can solve this. i solved it within 10 minutes, fyi

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

this would explain why he has a terrible personality

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

not that it matters, but if i ever did a major crime and people found my Goodreads account, everyone would say that i have great taste in books

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

in light of recent events, i want to stress that evolutionary psychology actually teaches us that CEO's are good and should not be shot.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

oh no, the CEO shooter is an evo psych guy. i fear this will politicize my our normally apolitical field of research :/

Luigi Mangione tweets:
Part 1/3
I used to get bummed in math class when learning theorems: "All the low-hanging fruit has been solved before I was born! If I was alive at the time of Pythagoras I could've easily derived the Pythagorean theorem and etched my place in history!"
Part 2/3
But now I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would've had access to.
Part 3/3
If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems,
If 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species,
Then what topics does the 21st century mind explore?
I'd say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

going to a rival uni evolutionary biology department, writing "sexy sons theory", and getting immediately fired

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