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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

yeah, so when i said we must defend academic freedom, i didn't mean freedom to research that new species of microbe you discovered. yeah, so we're actually defunding that. i meant eugenics

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

hi, i just woke up from a 20 year coma. the last thing i remember was watching christopher hitchens youtube vids. i have luckily woken up just in time to weigh in this specific news story about academic freedom being under attack, and no others. i look forward to a spirited discourse with you all

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

i've seen bell curves you people wouldn't believe...

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

they are indoctrinating our kids in college now by saying that proteins exist as a statistical ensemble of many different conformations. this is woke insanity. proteins have one fold, as determined by the folding energy landscapes global minimum

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

of course, there is still turmoil in the world, but right now is the best time in human history to be alive as a CEO of a large company

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

rip jeffrey, you wouldve loved the twitter account evopsychgoogle

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

wow Aella just dropped an article that puts the entire scientific community to sh-

one of Earth's top scientists on sex and gender has published her latest work, open for all to read in a widely read venue on that science topic, where it will receive far more peer scrutiny than any lesser forum provides

with that said if she really wants to dethrone the larping pretenders, the paper probably *could* stand a linked appendix with a more detailed methodology section. I expect her methodology was great but I don't actually know what it was.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

alright, so the data in my paper isn't real. but the fact that it *could* be real says a lot about society

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

it has never been more over for evo psych than it is right now. this was all i had left, and it's gone, it's fucking gone

Finally, we analyzed associations with fictional predictors to demonstrate that the evolutionary explanation is no better than any other explanation one can come up with by correlating gender differences with any variables higher in the West, such as a medical conspiracy. The average correlations between gender differences and our fictional explanations are presented in Table 2 (see SI Appendix, Table S3.1.1 and section 3.1 for a detailed table for each study, together with motivations for the fictional explanations). All variables were comparable or stronger predictors than gender equality, and no predictor had stronger overall correlations than the simple Western indicator. The same was true in comparison to other developmental variables (see below). Consequently, if the GEP had been picked up by people forwarding any of these alternative accounts, rather than evolutionary researchers, they would have found just as much support for their assertions from these data. Thus, there is no evidence that the predictors identified by the evolutionary perspective have any special relationship with the gender differences, or display discriminant validity, as expected if they drove the association. Rather, all relationships appeared to be a consequence of the variables’ association with the West.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

[average biologist]: i've been studying this conserved domain of unknown function for the past 2 years, and i still don't know what it's doing [average race science guy]: i SEE the fitness landscape of evolution stretching back in time. i HEAR its symphony. and it says i'm correct about racial IQ

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

currently at the annual Conference for Racial Hygiene, and i notice a striking lack of leftists here, which just goes to show how little they care about hygiene

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

you, a dumb normal person watching HBO's Succession: "wow, what a scathing satire of late capitalism" me, an evo psych professor who can actually understand HBO's Succession: "Logan Roy is old lion, Kendall Roy is da young lion"

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

oh, you think Elon is a weird freak for impregnating random women and abandoning them? have you considered that my evo psych graph says he's based, actually?

Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) tweets:

Today I learned that almost nobody who comments on women having babies with billionaires has any understanding of the 'polygyny threshold model' (Orians, 1969)

Pro tip: before stigmatizing 'single motherhood', consider.the genetic quality of the sire.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

my research funding is gone, my paycheck has dried up, and i've had to resort to to cannibalising my newborn child to fend off starvation, but i am still thankful to Elon Musk. he has given me selection pressure, which will let me evolve super intelligence and strength

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

i feel like there's been a miscommunication. i voted for Trump to cut the government funding for useless research, but instead he cut my research

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

biology is just the study of goo. you're studying fucking goo

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

only people with 200+ IQ can solve this. i solved it within 10 minutes, fyi

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

not that it matters, but if i ever did a major crime and people found my Goodreads account, everyone would say that i have great taste in books

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

in light of recent events, i want to stress that evolutionary psychology actually teaches us that CEO's are good and should not be shot.

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

oh no, the CEO shooter is an evo psych guy. i fear this will politicize my our normally apolitical field of research :/

Luigi Mangione tweets:
Part 1/3
I used to get bummed in math class when learning theorems: "All the low-hanging fruit has been solved before I was born! If I was alive at the time of Pythagoras I could've easily derived the Pythagorean theorem and etched my place in history!"
Part 2/3
But now I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would've had access to.
Part 3/3
If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems,
If 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species,
Then what topics does the 21st century mind explore?
I'd say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

starting to get real sick of all these secretly high IQ janitors at my uni who keep solving difficult math equations on the chalkboard before i can

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

male peacocks carry around huge tails at their own detriment, as if to say "yeah my genes are so good that i can have this handicap". human males do the same thing but with IBS and lower back pain

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

for those still doubting my sexual market value: hundreds of gorgeous women have been liking my posts. all of them are named Sophie, which is an interesting but irrelevant detail in this story

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

spiralling into a suicidal depression when i realise that there are people with higher IQs than me

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

if i were to ever see a woman celebrating getting a PhD, my rudimentary male evolved psychology would have a psychotic break like one of those Lovecraft characters seeing incomprehensible cosmic horror

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

lol, there's a lab at my university studying microbes that live in volcanic environments. @elonmusk please GUT all this wasteful/useless academic bullshit research, but please give more funding for my research into applying evo psych theory in business schools

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

science got too political so it lost the public's trust, and by "public's trust" i mean me and by "got too political" i mean asking me to get vaccinated

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

*sigh* at this stupid thanksgiving dinner and my family believes classic twin studies are confounded can't accurately measure molecular heritability🤦

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

since the libs have left twitter, the right-wingers have been forced to beef amongst themselves. currently, there's a beef between the right-wing guys who believe seed oils are bad and the right-wing guys who don't believe seed oils are bad

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

using my high intelligence, i've figured out how to generate my own podcasts in my mind, de novo, that i can listen to (in my mind). the podcasts are me talking about stuff like "wouldn't it be cool if...?" plus stuff i heard on Rogan

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

i just saw a video of a man with 210 IQ say that God is real. my mind = blown!!

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

my advisors are always saying shit like, "is that wise, my liege?"

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

have fun in your echo chamber, sheeple ✌️. i'm now on anti-echo chamber bluesky with other renegades, because we all agree that bluesky has become an echo chamber

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

my daily routine: • shape rotation of a cube in my mind: 4 sets of 12 reps • shape rotation of a larger cube in my mind: 3 sets of 6 reps • shape rotation of a hypercube cube in my mind: test my 1 rep max

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

owning the libs by doing slave labour to prove i'm high-IQ

Elon Musk
Musk asks ‘high-IQ revolutionaries’ to work for no pay on new Trump project

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

so many new followers, yet i've hardly made any new posts. fools! "never interrupt your enemy when their making a mistake" - Sun Tzu

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

[guy who sits on the computer and posts a lot] if we want to start winning at politics, we gotta sit on the computer and post a lot

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

👋 hi new blueksy users. just want to provide you with some useful info to get you settled in. what you need to know is that i was here first. stay out of my territory

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

bluesky uses a logo of a butterfly. curious... [[my IQ kicks in]] the butterfly is a symbol of transformation and metamorphosis... [[enters dark IQ mode]] it is also a symbol of chaos

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

my top tip for dealing with times of stress is to overproduce mucus

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

there's going to be an evo psych advisor to the Trump administration

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