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The Dark Professor (rare archetype)

@evopsychgoogle.bsky.social

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professor of evolutionary psychology. under investigation for academic misconduct

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The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

rip jeffrey, you wouldve loved the twitter account evopsychgoogle

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

wow Aella just dropped an article that puts the entire scientific community to sh-

one of Earth's top scientists on sex and gender has published her latest work, open for all to read in a widely read venue on that science topic, where it will receive far more peer scrutiny than any lesser forum provides

with that said if she really wants to dethrone the larping pretenders, the paper probably *could* stand a linked appendix with a more detailed methodology section. I expect her methodology was great but I don't actually know what it was.

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

i must look into this

'The Claw Grip': Why Are Women Always Holding Thing? - The New York Times

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

it has never been more over for evo psych than it is right now. this was all i had left, and it's gone, it's fucking gone

Finally, we analyzed associations with fictional predictors to demonstrate that the evolutionary explanation is no better than any other explanation one can come up with by correlating gender differences with any variables higher in the West, such as a medical conspiracy. The average correlations between gender differences and our fictional explanations are presented in Table 2 (see SI Appendix, Table S3.1.1 and section 3.1 for a detailed table for each study, together with motivations for the fictional explanations). All variables were comparable or stronger predictors than gender equality, and no predictor had stronger overall correlations than the simple Western indicator. The same was true in comparison to other developmental variables (see below). Consequently, if the GEP had been picked up by people forwarding any of these alternative accounts, rather than evolutionary researchers, they would have found just as much support for their assertions from these data. Thus, there is no evidence that the predictors identified by the evolutionary perspective have any special relationship with the gender differences, or display discriminant validity, as expected if they drove the association. Rather, all relationships appeared to be a consequence of the variables’ association with the West.

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

"how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds" - Pernicus

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

this is how i imagine he posted that tweet:

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

oh, you think Elon is a weird freak for impregnating random women and abandoning them? have you considered that my evo psych graph says he's based, actually?

Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) tweets:

Today I learned that almost nobody who comments on women having babies with billionaires has any understanding of the 'polygyny threshold model' (Orians, 1969)

Pro tip: before stigmatizing 'single motherhood', consider.the genetic quality of the sire.

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

whoah

Many with 200 IQ Explains the Secrets of Reality

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

only people with 200+ IQ can solve this. i solved it within 10 minutes, fyi

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

Tweets from Luigo Mangione

Part 1/
When someone denies that human psych is evolved, I start with the initial logical statement “evolution is real” and then try to build up to “the human mind is evolved” through a series of lemmas (stepping stones)

Part 2/7
Understanding where in the chain of lemmas the person disagrees with me sheds light into why they reject evolutionary psychology

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

are you kidding me

Luigi Mangione only followed 73 people, one of them being the evolutionary psychologist, William Costello, from David Buss's lab

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

oh no no no

A tweet from Luigi Mangione:
Modern Japanese urban environment is an evolutionary mismatch for the human animal.

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

oh no, the CEO shooter is an evo psych guy. i fear this will politicize my our normally apolitical field of research :/

Luigi Mangione tweets:
Part 1/3
I used to get bummed in math class when learning theorems: "All the low-hanging fruit has been solved before I was born! If I was alive at the time of Pythagoras I could've easily derived the Pythagorean theorem and etched my place in history!"
Part 2/3
But now I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would've had access to.
Part 3/3
If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems,
If 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species,
Then what topics does the 21st century mind explore?
I'd say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

owning the libs by doing slave labour to prove i'm high-IQ

Elon Musk
Musk asks ‘high-IQ revolutionaries’ to work for no pay on new Trump project

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

one of these bad boys

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

it's so over

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 24/06/2024

applying the principles of physiognomy to the eyeballs

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

wow!

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 24/04/2024

😤

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

Quora is a beautiful place. you can't find stuff like this anywhere else

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

000

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

lol

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

there are people still doing race science for penis sizes in 2024... www.researchsquare.com/article/rs-3...

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

cool man, you wasted 25 years of your life

The Dark Professor (rare archetype) @evopsychgoogle.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

whoah that's crazy man

Quora moment